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I want you to lose at least 500 pounds by 9:00 AM tomorrow morning.
If you can not do this, you will be kicked out of the program.
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>>36153734
Fuck off fattie. Stop blaming everyone else for your problems. Just stop shoving food into your mouth. Its just that easy
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>>36153786
looks like I'm going to have to put you on a 600 calorie diet for the next 3 months.
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>>36153734
So I'll be -340 pounds by tomorrow morning, sweet.
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heres mine
someone make up a random fucking poem for me please. u dont have to make it too deep
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>>36153727
the wind of solitude comes my way
those around are blown away
alas, i still remain
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Yal a'klamt'oleas
Se de a bitroveas
Ber hir di a'klamt'dinan
Damro hir di a ke siredman
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Mexican Pizza, no tomatoes
Cheesy Gordita Crunch
Spicy Tostada, no tomatoes
Pintos and Cheese
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not even any internet friends. how can I incorporate people on internet into my hobbies? All I do is watch movies and play old games that'll work on my laptop with emulators.
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Same situation,
Haven't had a friend since early 2011.
I would like friends but I just cant make them as years of social isolation has made me autistic and I never use the mic when playing games. All i do is play games and watch movies/anime, I was thinking about maybe forcing myself into a community like /vg/ or some anime website and see if I can muster up the courage to talk to people in their discord or something but I just cant do it as im autistic as fuck.
Destined to be friendless unless someone actively tries to communicate with me daily which no one does because Im autistic.
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let be friends my friend
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>no friends
>too autistic for steam
>same with discord
>still play wow
>make a friend during a raid
>talk with friend for a few weeks
>he needs gold
>offer to buy him a wow token to sell for gold
>takes it then blocks me
:/
I have no friends on wow too and the one I thought i made just scammed me. Im too bad for any guilds and cant even get into any raid runs because im shit
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>Become friends with a girl from Wales
>Somehow end up doing roplays with her as anime characters
>Roleplay always ends up in sex
>tells me its just roleplay and not to get any ideas
>End up getting a crush on her anyway
How do I deal with this feel? I mean if I actually worked up the nerve to ask her and she says yes, there's still the problem that she lives on the other side of the planet from me and I'm a neet
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>>36153725
Its only natural anon. But yes you should nip that shit in the bud. Just ignore the feelings and dont ruin it all.
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so is /r9k/ just a "Relationship Advice" board now or what?
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>>36154011
Have you actually been to the advice board? It's awful. I mean this place is kinda awful too, but in a way I can tolerate
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>talking to roastie
>she suddenly brings up how much she hates her dad for no reason even though it had nothing to do with our conversation
Why does every female I talk to for 10 minutes does that? I kind of knew about daddy issues but this meme is going too far. I don't even know how to respond, all I can come up with ls "I'm lucky I had a good relationship with my father" (which is obviously a lie since I spend my free time on r9k) or "If I ever have a daughter I'll treat her like your dad treated you so she will turn up like you" (which I won't because I don't want my daughter to become a valid whore who is dumb enough to talk to someone like me).
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>wasting precious word-energy on roasties
NEVER GONNA MAKE IT
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>>36153695
Should I spend all my energy lifting for the race war instead and keep getting all the human interaction in my life from my mom and r9k?
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>>36153799
maybe she had a bad experience with her father or he wasn't around or w/e. maybe try talking to her about it? if you've both had problems with your father try relating
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I made this gay brain meme. Im schizophrenic so its essentially me trying to assert myself on some kind of degenerate high horse. Cant sleep and was excited to watch kimi no na wa to pass the time but the only available version is some shitty leaked low res watermarked garbage. Now i'm kinda bummed out and listening to kawaii edm which is kind of nice I guess
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Do you see Adolf Hitler? How's he doing?
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>>36153662
>bipolar
>not normie trash
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>>36155146
Shut the fuck up you pathetic loser
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>be me
>senior in high school
>half of my school are a bunch of skater normalfags
>one of these ass wipes (we will call him Dylan) gets into a fight at skate park for fucking another kids 12 year old sister
>dylan is 16 btw
>3 kids gang up on Dylan, and beat his ass
>People record it and make remixes out of it
>goes viral around school
>Dylan gets made fun of at our school for weeks
>Dylan goes over his girlfriends house one night.
>steels her dads glock
>posts on social media that he is going to shoot up the school, and threatens school aswell.
>Dylan's "friends" confirm that he would have shot up the school
>Dylan just got out of Juvie last week
Anyone else had a scare like this when they where in high school?
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>just got out of juvie
>last week
underage B&
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>>36153581
>be me
>15 at the time
>Just got transferred to new school one week ago
>1st period that day
>hear kids talking about this kid who was making threats about shooting up the school on his website, saying shit like "tick, tock, tick, tock"
>don't know who this guy is
>shaking the whole day, worrying about getting shot
>got a reputation for being weak faggert because of my trembling
>he never even shows up and gets expelled
>75% of the school got to go home that day (not me though)
>tfw traumatized
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>>36153723
yeah the day after the threats where made half the school didn't show up
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How do I get over my fear of human contact and enjoy sexuality?
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open your chakras
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>>36153576
the fact that i dont have a shinji boyfriend makes me want to fucking die
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>>36154745
same but a Kawarou boyfriend
Everybody here has a suicide plan, whats yours?
Here's mine:
>drive up north
>find forest
>go deep into forest and hang myself on a tree branch
>cant wait to not see the look on the face of whoever finds me
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>>36153554
>get headphones, chair, drink, and blindfold
>blindfold self, set chair up on train tracks
>just sit there listening to music until a train hits me
fool proof
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>live life
>die because old
>????
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>>36153656
Your not a robot if you dont want to die
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hear parents talking from other room
>"why can't he just grow the fuck up?"
>"his friends seem so responsible, what is he doing with his life?"
how to not be failure even to parents?
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>>36153535
My mother talks shit about me all the time over the phone. It is really annoying.
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>>36153571
its her fault anyways for raising you with any personality traits she doesn't like. feels bad.
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by not been a failure to yourself, ? why are you here even asking did at no point did you ask your self what you thought of yourself and that "self" has any worth?. cause if you have no value in yourself then why would others even bother, sounds like you are drag thou, everyone round (well whats left) you must find you tiring. it best to talk bout you without out because it takes less energy, so in a way you are not worth the energy it takes to generate thought.
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So I'm a total sperglord who's bad at dating. I've only ever dated girls who I knew as friends first or were part of my social circle.
Now I'm talking to a girl who I met "cold". We had our first date and I think it went well. I kissed her at the end of the night (not much more than a peck), and we've been texting etc and have a second date planned.
Now I am used to dealing with women who I have already known for months or longer by the time I get to this point, so we're way more comfortable with each other, rather than a couple of weeks. Would love some advice and thoughts on dealing with kissing and general physical intimacy on the second date for someone you don't know all that well. Do I greet her with a kiss, if I kiss her again at the end of the night does it seem routine and weird, etc.
Normally I'd just deal with it and w/e but I've had a couple and now it's playing on my mind.
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>>36153506
R A MOONAAA
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>total sperglord
>only ever dated girls who i knew...
lol
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>>36153880
Meaning what? I knew them for a long time before working my way into relationships. I know I am not as bad off as some here but I was for my entire teenage life and am still weird as fuck into my early 20s.
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>balding
>drops spaghetti all the time
>lived in the holodeck playing programs where he's the best/made a holo brothel in one episode
>normie officers try to get him off the ship until he saves their stupid asses
>normie officers are afraid when he becomes a super genius and try to shut him down
>romantic attempts end with him getting rused by roasties
is he /ourguy/?
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>>36153448
>normie officers try to get him off the ship until he saves their stupid asses
>normie officers are afraid when he becomes a super genius and try to shut him down
I'm gonna need some episode numbers
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Barclay confirmed for robot?
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>>36153448
this shit had me rolling, he doesn't even look like he belongs on the show...is this on the level? post a video
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>be me
>9/10 girl, huge ass, plays hockey, cute as fuck
>tried to kill herself twice
>talked her out of it tried to help her with it
>we talk for 3-4 months
>talk about life what we want to do in life
>talk about maybe getting kids getting a family
>one day her dad threatens to kick her out
>tell her ill let her live with me everything will be ok
>dad doesn't decide to kick her out
>2-3 weeks later shes crying about how all men want is her body
>tell her i love her laugh, personality, her cute nose, etc.
>later along the line she has a hockey game near me
>go to watch her play
>after game wait in lobby to talk
>talk for like 5 minutes in person before she has to leave
>goes to bed most happy in my life
>wake up next morning to texts from her
>someone decided to tell everyone at school and that she knows we fucked did nasty things
>wake up to text "Listen here buddy, quit telling everyone we kissed, fucked, did anything. I saw you for 5 minutes, you're weird, your a stalker, and stay the hell away from me or I will be contacting police
>tried to ask why, she blocked me on everything
>mfw
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>>36153441
You're a girl with an huge ass? Pics now or get out
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maybe it's time you killed yourself
the only difference is, no one cares enough to try and talk you out of it
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>>36153492
no the girl was let me get pics
>>36153516
i've tried twice
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Can someone kindly explain to me why is it that black people are not allowed to be robots?
Like wtf that doesn't even make sense black people often have even more reasons to be robots than you. We are not a hivemind and should be accepted here as equals.
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>>36153421
It's because /pol/ has invaded this place with the influx of normies on their board
Blackbots can be robots just as much as anyone can. It's a state of mind and being and environment. Partitioning it based on ethnicity only misses the point of the robot existence and denies us our last, fleeting thread of camaraderie.
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>free government housing
>free college
>free jobs
Affirmative action will give you everything anon. You have no excuse. If that falls through, you can just put on a flat billed had, sag your pants, and fuck while women.
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Stop listening to /pol/ so much. Any race can have robots. I personally have met plenty of black robots, especially at anime conventions.
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>Be me
>failing on Tinder again
>trap with obvious fake tells me to come over
>ask for real pics (I'm desperate)
>sends pic related
MOTHERFUCKER DONT YOU THINK I CAN GOOGLE
Why though? what was gonna happen when I got there and it's some 34 y/o nigger wearing their moms dress? Jesus Christ
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>>36153415
God bless image search.
You could've been kidnapped and get your insides sold, OP.
Remember kids, always image search a "girl's" picture
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>>sends pic related
what an amateur
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This is why face app scares the shit out of me. Fuck online dating.