Everybody here has a suicide plan, whats yours? Here's

>>36153554
>get headphones, chair, drink, and blindfold
>blindfold self, set chair up on train tracks
>just sit there listening to music until a train hits me
fool proof

>live life
>die because old
>????

>>36153656
Your not a robot if you dont want to die

>>36153554
mine is similar
>drive north
>sell car to scrapyard or otherwise abandon it where nobody will find it or identify it
>go deep in the woods, hike for a day or two
>blow my brains out at sunset
>hopefully scavengers and decomposition completely destroy my remains before anybody finds me

>load up my backpack with as much food/water it can carry
>drive to Colorado
>buy a big ass bag of dude weed lmao
>climb highest mountain I find
>get 420 blazed at summit
>put a HST 147gr +p+ in my skull when I run out of food
>give normies PTSD when they find my well preserved corpse for eternity

>>36153554
>wait until halloween
>go to public area
>hang my self in a place where everyone can see
>everyone thinks its just a decoration
>someone eventually has to take me down

>>36153637
You'd still feel it coming.

>>36154270
you'll feel my dick coming faggot

lock 50 pounds to my legs
jump in river

die of heart failure or cancer desu

>>36153554
>drive south to the Mississippi River
>buy a bottle of high end whiskey, and a cigar
>bring a good book with me
>sit at the river reading and getting drunk at a remote spot
>shoot myself once I'm done with book and booze