Militaries are made up of Chads. How will we overpower them during the Beta uprising?
>>36169465
by joining military with beta spy agency
our chance for the beta uprising came and went
Military is not made of Chads. If they were Chads before going to the military, there they became men. If anything, the military is a real brotherhood of men. We should look up to them.
Remember when Rose used to run /r9k/?
I MEMBER
>>36169389
I don't, I discovered her way too late. are there more pics like this?
>>36169414
No. Not lots of public ones anyway.
>>36169389
twitter, youtube, normiebook?
>women are such sluts nowaways
>lmao guys that are into LTMS are cucks
ok
what's ltms
No hymen
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>be me
>be 10
>be addicted to porn
>go into bathroom with ipad
>find older sister watching gay porn while on toilet
>we stare at eachother for a few seconds
>"Hi Anon"
>i sit down and continue jerking off
>10 minutes later my ipas runs out of battery >ask sister to use her ipad but she says no
>freak out and rage
>slip and hit my head on the sink
>start screaming
>parents walk in
>find 2 naked children watching porn
and screaming
mfw
>>36169268
>10 years old
>ipad
>>36169484
op is probably 16 desu
>>36169484
OP is at most 17. This is 4chan, what do you expect?
>weight loss coach found the super secret snack stash
Stop posting pics like these. You wouldn't pull the trigger. You wouldn't even grab the gun you miserable fat piece of indecisive weak-willed shit.
>>36169289
>weak will
u dont understand..... is so hard to find the willpower to stay away from kitchen ... my mind can only focus on eating food, it consumes me whole process of thought . ... help
It would be more ironic if the gun was in your mouth so you could taste something one last time, fatty
WHY CAN'T IT BE WINTER ALL YEAR ROUND
FUCK THE SUMMER, FUCK SWEATING, FUCK THE MIND-NUMBING HEAT, FUCK NORMIES AND THEIR SHORTS AND REVEALING CLOTHES, FUCK THEIR STUPID FUCKING MUSIC BLASTED FROM THEIR CARS
if you prefer spring or summer over autumn and winter, you're not a robot!
Loving the new Wojak.
right, summer. Thanks for the reminder to clean my desktop fans out, op.
>>36169159
Summer is way comfier. Nothing like staying up until 6am and seeing the sun rise while everyone else is asleep. In winter if you stay up that late and wake up at like 2 you get 3 hours of sunlight which you probably spend inside anyways
All of this guy's problems would go away if he simply went outside and asked a group of hot girls if he could hang out with them.
maybe if that sid-lookin ass nigga got a better haircut maybe they would
>>36169154
Does he have a souI
>>36169154
>14 seconds later
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how successful are your parents and what is your situation?
>>36169107
raised single mother, and my dad got cucked by his new wife and has to pay my mother 600$ pension. my mother never went to College and my dad works as a coast guard.
I've been poor my entire life, and live in a rundown roach infested house.
I like to think that things would've gone alright if my Dad never would've divorced my mother.
wbu, OP?
My parents were both poor and they married when they were were both almost over the wall.
Everything considered I'm over achieving already as it is.
>>36169107
>tfw both parents are journalists
AVENGE RHODESIA
In the 1970s, Rhodesia, which was a prosperous white-ruled country in Africa, was attacked by African communists and what did the West do? We turned our backs on them. We forced them to make a treaty with the reds that put Mugabe in power. He renamed the country "Zimbabwe" and now the country is a 1st class shithole. Now, Mugabe is almost dead. When he dies, we must take over and make Zimbabwe Rhodesia again!
maybe white devil should have stayed in his own land.
>>36169096
go home white pig
>>36169160
It was his land. There was no country before they stepped foot there.
That's like saying eskimos in Canada have a right to Texan land
Hey /r9k/, you see this?
>>36169095
An empty car ? Yes.
>>36169142
no silly
the other thing
a thief?
Post stories that were funny when they happened but are not really all that fun once you write them down/tell them to other people
>On a driving lesson
>Be the kind of person that say everything I plan do do out loud
>"I think I can pass this crossing on the second gear"
>Fuck it up a little, had to hit the brakes because I came in too fast
>"Jesus, I drive like a communist"
>Teacher asks what I mean
>"Well, what I planned to do sounded good in theory, but it didn't work in practice"
>My driving teacher laughs for a good five minutes
>>36169021
I kekked
Origamii
>>36169021
what are you talking about that was actually funny, unlike most things you see around here
Good job Anon, I giggled :)
>tfw no jap gf
western women can go fuck themselves
>>36169008
>*all women should go fuck themselves
>>36169044
>>*all women should go fuck themselves
Yeah except Japanese women
>>36169008
I see you have a preference. I can't tell if that woman is 5/10 or 10/10 by Asian standards. They all look the same to me, so I can never tell if an Asian girl is out of my league or what.
I just walked in on my son eating instant coffee. Not like in a drink, but the powder. He was just sitting their shovelling in the powder. Should I be concerned?
You should feel ashamed your child eats like a poor person
>>36168960
If you're not trolling: Tits or GTFO
>>36169007
I can post pics of his bedside table with the coffee
>At the pool
>See this
Wat do?
>get out of pool
>Chemically clean self
continue spending my leisure time in a nice manor, swimming or finding a free jaccuzi.
>>36168896
i would never be at pool because i cant swim.
and dont feel comfortable around people, especially when wearing minimal clothing.
Going on a long car journey tomorrow with one other person.
How do I maintain conversation with them?
Am I expected to talk through the whole 4 hours?
This right here is my greatest fear. I have to work with one other person everyday. My entire place of work hates working with me because of my severe social autism.
>>36168887
What kind of work setting? Office woudn't be too bad. You could at least be pretending to focus on your work.
>>36168850
The radio is your friend anon, it eliminates those awkward silences while letting you make small talk now and then.