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Post stories that were funny when they happened but are not really all that fun once you write them down/tell them to other people
>On a driving lesson
>Be the kind of person that say everything I plan do do out loud
>"I think I can pass this crossing on the second gear"
>Fuck it up a little, had to hit the brakes because I came in too fast
>"Jesus, I drive like a communist"
>Teacher asks what I mean
>"Well, what I planned to do sounded good in theory, but it didn't work in practice"
>My driving teacher laughs for a good five minutes
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>>36169021
I kekked
Origamii
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>>36169021
what are you talking about that was actually funny, unlike most things you see around here
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Good job Anon, I giggled :)
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>trying to get qt muslim girl
>decide to show off knowledge off geopolitics
>fucking kikes I hope they all burn muh gaza muh palestine
>turns out qt was a jewess
>didn't get laid
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>>36169311
wtf just check hijab
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>>36169021
>Have an argument with my mother
>It's nothing dramatic both of us just a bit grumpy that day, we'd probably forget about it within an hour
>As I walk away in a rather angry manner I stub my toe
>Hurt more than usual
>Scream out "Ah fucking CUNT" because of the pain
>"Did you just call me a cunt?"
>Attempt to explain it was not directed at her
>Instead I get a lecture on respect and a one week computer ban, along with removing the door to my room
>Can't fap in privacy at the peak of my puberty
Just glad I'm not 14 anymore
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>>36169021
>mother is a huge prude/goody-two-shoes
>my sister calls somebody a cunt at dinner
>mom says "I didn't raise you to say words like 'cunt' and 'dick'!"
>mfw my mom said cunt and dick
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>>36169688
>wtf did you not call me a cunt?
>that's it no more doors for you mr
She sounds like a cunt.
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