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>>36170113
let me suck it for u

>>36170113
Because you are grinding it down during masturbation.

And you thought that no fap was just a meme.

>>36170177
But it's only happened after I've started not faping

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>>36170097
>be the guy she deserves hurr durr

You're already assuming she deserves a white knight in shining armor simply for existing as a woman.

Get the fuck out of here with your roastie privilege pushing faggot ass.

stop making these sewage threads

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The boy for you is out there. But first you must promise to never give up. Give it your all. Learn to love yourself. Become the wonderful girl you know you are. Be the person he deserves.

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>>36170062
Looks like this bich with a lot of make up

>>36170062
well im not gonna do that shit for free, buy me a fuckin steam game them i'll do it

get that 3dpd out of here

The internet is for knowledge not for this

>>36170060
I don't give a shit. I imagine it's like swinging. If the people involved are cool with it. Who am I to judge,

>>36170060
>cuckold with a fat wife
This is probably the only thing more pathetic than being a virgin

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>>36170026
>Can't go out after dark

Seriously why even making children if you're going restrict them so tight? fuck them.

>>36170210
>"Stop being such a loser, Anon."

I feel you m8. I did same thing with cheese waffles.

>>36169990
>cheese balls

what the fuck america

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>got 2 boxes of oreos for my birthday yesterday
>ate 1.5 boxes already

HELP ME LADS THEY DONT EVEN TASTE GOOD

>>36169975
Play childhood console games anon

>>36169975
Play videogames instead if you own a console. Pick up writing. Take a walk outside. Try to prevent it from happening. Throw a fit over it

>>36169975
Unplug their throats first.

>>36169950
>H-how can they remember

Cause thats fucking hilarious

>>36169950
They only remember how much of a faggot you are

>>36169950
because it was your trait. everyone has at least one your one was that, a guy who run like a subpar anime character,

Dropped out of high school. I'm in a mental hospital now but doing a lot better. Hope to be a Buddhist monk in a few years.

>>36169723
It's a piece of shit, but the cycle is just beginning.
In my country the best universities are public and free, but there aren't vacancies for all, so we must do a nation exam in november. The best grades get into universities. It's a colossal exam, last year 8 million people did it. So I'm currently studying to try again on a different graduation. Wish me luck.

just turned 26

work minimum wage retail

have a shitty bachelor apartment

currently casually dating a native american girl, she's on disability for anxiety and depression, doesn't like being touched (complicated issue, has nothing to do with me), we're both anti-social which is why I like her. I fell in love with her so whaddya gonna do.

have plans to move in together in 6 months to 2 years if things keep going as well as they are.

life keeps on rolling

>>36169708
shut up original fag

>>36169741
Pretty much what the first post in the thread was...and basically in all my threads...

>>36169796
wow how traumatizing

Obviously you have to do those things. Actually not as easy as you'd think. They really make you jump through hoops for bennies. Unless you've squeezed out like 10 kids or know how to play the system.

>>36169938
Can you elaborate? What exactly do you have to do beyond telling them you applied for a few jobs every week?

>>36169700
>Do you still have to sign on and apply for jobs or what?
I have to show evidence of 35 hours per week of job related activity. basically i have to put on my job log how long each application took until i reach 35 hours when i sign weekly.
it's shit

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>>36169643
It's over buddy.

>>36169643
s4s is actually invading us

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>>36170885
You are complaining about normies on 4chan when suddenly ses.

>>36169551
Actually that's kind of small tbqh

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Agreed, hits everything perfect.

>>36169551

>tfw 6.2" penor
>tfw 5.7" girth

>>36169547
Behold the greatest scam made by masterminds.The best Ruse in the world.

Four slices of dead frozen cow, lettuce, onion, pickles, and a bum's cum.

The double carcass Ruse.

It's really only the sauce that's good. I put that sauce on regular burgers.

a big mac is a fucking scam, you pay an extra 3 dollars or so for a middle bun.

you can just substitute a quarter bun and add lettuce and mac sauce for free on a mcdouble

>>36169480
I recall having them on kik. I just stop talking to them for some reason.

>>36169681
But why are their pictures so spooky, nothing but a dark image and the same costume

>>36169811
Hell if I know. But they were nice to talk to. I should see if they are still alive.