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>tfw no cosplay slut gf
my dick would fall off
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>>36284561
>that plastic face
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>>36284598
yeah it's kind of unfortunate
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>>36284561
Meat.
The urge to BLACK rises
This animal inside
Must b destriy
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Play my game and find out. I have selected a single card from a standard deck. You can ask me four yes or no questions to determine the card. After four questions, I'll switch to a new card though, so you'll have to start over.
BTW, it's technically possible to answer correctly after only one question but I highly doubt this place will get it right even with four.
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>>36284560
If you were going to tell me what the card was, what would you say?
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>>36284582
No.
Three more questions.
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IS IT THE ACE KING JACK OR 2
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Okay, wagecuck. You had yor fun and excitement yesterday with your extra day of freedom. It's time to wake up and do your weekend chores. The yard is not going to mow itself.
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>>36284519
Thisis the only non-holiday on Easter weekend, so wagies who have to work today are extra pissed off.
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>>36284519
Wagecucks are so silly
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I just lost a fight. I wanna relax and trip on psychedelic mushrooms first before I go back to training.
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>Somebody compliments me
>I think they're mocking me
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>>36284480
>You're special in your own way
>You should believe in yourself more
>Be natural, they love it
>Just talk to her what do you have to lose ?
>You look good, son
Why does those words hurt so much everytime
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The following I have muscle so he was waiting to the leg over rows 5x5 with a couple plates so he was sent to alternative to me I give them in at school is that in the Marines is that in the Marines which would you glady to me and think I was scrawny to the leg over the time while many girls being a virgin and awkward as a properman.
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>>36284744
You guys are good at greentexting.look at these fags believe it hahahaha
Do you really think losing your virginity will bring you happiness?
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No I dont even want sex. I just want to numb every emotion or feeling I have ever felt
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>>36284401
getting my dick fixed would bring me a bit of happiness
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>>36284401
yes the pleasure my dick would feel when it joins inside there would cure my depression in an instant
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Haven't had sex in a year, i hardly talk to anyone nowadays. The last girl i was seeing was a stacy and cheated on me with chad. All i do is smoke and play video games all day, I'd rather listen to music than to talk to people. Used to be a social butterfly but now i hate everyone. Can't muster the courage to talk any girls especially after a few failed relationships. Been staying in doors and binge watching tv shows and anime.......
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Oh fuck off faggot, go listen to some folk punk and cut yourself
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>>36284419
Folk punk is a thing? Never knew
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quit smoking cigs like a retard
who /deepthinker/ here?
I obsessively think about deep stuff but I don't like studying or doing any work. plus when I try study and work I'm so distracted by all the /deepthinker/ stuff in my head. I'm not trying to peddle the 'smart but lazy' meme here, I'm just saying that I'm nagged by deep stuff
what should I do?
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>>36284307
>who /deepthinker/ here?I obsessively think about deep stuff but I don't like studying or doing any work. plus when I try study and work I'm so distracted by all the /deepthinker/ stuff in my head. I'm not trying to peddle the 'smart but lazy' meme here, I'm just saying that I'm nagged by deep stuff what should I do?
Ok, 18 yo guy.
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>>36284337
I'm 24, not 18
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>>36284307
Write your deep thoughts down. Than look for papers or books similar to your deep thoughts, than you reconsider them and write down the new stuff.
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Gay men CANNOT be robots. Any gay guy can come onto 4chan and find a perfect happy lewd boyfriend within 5 minutes. The only homosexuals who have any claim to robothood are the lesbians.
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>>36284289
This is true. Gays are the biggest sluts. It's extremely easy for a gay to get into a relationship. I don't see how they can ever be lonely when they wont shut the fuck and stop attention whoring online.
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>>36284289
That's a cute hen
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>>36284289
But women can't be robots anyway, so there you have it
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Who else /nofriends/ here? I can't be the only one...
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>>36284288
Why don't you have friends anon? I'm curious, I couldn't imagine life without real life interaction.
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>>36284288
Do you like vidya and anime, anon? I'll be your friend.
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>>36284323
Same here OP. Well my mom took all my old friends numbers from my drawer about a decade ago. So no old friends and don't want new fake friends I didnt grow up with.
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Ragie wagie suck my ass
Eat it out while l pass gas
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>>36284277
Thispoem is very good..
Wagie will get some free food.
There will be also Easter chocolates
Of which wagies will get their own bits.
When wagie is done and ass is clean
He has proved to be a human bean
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>>36284277
>mom i made the thread AGAIN!!!
oeregenalink
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>>36285220
Holy fuck are you on r9k like 24/7? lmao at your pathetic life
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>normally fap once every 2 days
>fapping every hour now since like wednesday
wtfs going on guys
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>>36284268
take a shower, watch a movie and then take a nap ez fix
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>>36284268
how do you even do this? your masturbation sessions do last longer than an hour don't they... ?
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You are now ready to leave your basement and breed.
>After his morning walk and breakfast, Darwin was in his study by 8 and worked a steady hour and a half. At 9:30 he would read the morning mail and write letters. At 10:30, Darwin returned to more serious work, sometimes moving to his aviary, greenhouse, or one of several buildings where he conducted his experiments. By noon, he would declare, "I've done a good and set out on a long walk on the Sandwalk, a path he laid out not long after buying Down House. (Part of the Sandwalk ran through land leased to Darwin by the Lubbock family.) When he returned after an hour or more, Darwin had a lunch and answered more letters. At 3 he would retire for a nap; an hour later he would arise, take another walk around the Sandwalk, then return to his study at 5:30, when he would join his wife, Emma, and their family for dinner. On this shedule he wrote 19 books, including technical volumes on climbing plants, barnacles, and other subjects; the more controversial Descent of Man; and The Origin of Species, probably the single most famous book in the history of science, and a book that still affects the way we think about nature and ourselves.
Looks like someone was living the NEET life.
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Here is the article for people interested:
http://nautil.us/issue/46/balance/darwin-was-a-slacker-and-you-should-be-too
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>>36284244
NEET =/= self employed
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>>36284244
How in the fuck is this in any way comparable to wanking 4 times a day and aimlessly browsing the internet for 10+ hours a day, not even reading anything just staring at the screen switching between tabs and pressing f5 every now and then
>tfw you will never have a gf to cum in her mouth
why even live?
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>>36284237
Sauce me up famalam, is there a full vid?
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>tfw gf doesn't like semen in her mouth
>tfw only came once but she spat it out instantly
>tfw i love her too much to ask her to do it, because i respect her wishes
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>tfw you will never have a bf to cum in your mouth
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>last night
>feel disgusted with myself
>determined to make a change
>throw my last slice of pizza in the bin and empty the rest of the coke bottle
>this morning
>take the pizza slice out of the bin and eat it
>crack open a new bottle of coke to wash down the shame
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Only thing in going to say to you is that you think you love food but you really don't, because you got fat gorging yourself on horrible food that you thought you enjoyed. You need to change your perspective on eating and start eating to live and not living to eat.
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>>36284211
>>determined to make a change
Is that the lie you tell yourself to make yourself feel better? If you actually didn't want to be a disgusting, obese piggy you would've discarded all your fat person paraphernalia.
Its like when I quit smoking, at first I kept a pack around just in case, but my resolution always failed because in knew I had cigarettes and I was going to smoker them because I had them.
Throw out your sugar-laden food hoard, don't buy more. Start ketogenic diet, continue until you aren't a fat piece of dog shit and maybe you can switch to a less intense diet
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>>36284211
The way to change yourself is not to cease eating. Your body needs energy. You should eat differently and start exercising; not deny your body energy.
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>tfw just finished small grow behind window on April
why don't you grow your own weed robots? it is lot of fun and cheap
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>>36284165
Because I'm not a degenerate who uses downers when I could be enhancing my posting capabilities with stimulants.
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>>36284165
mainly because I don't like weed.
I also don't know anyone who smokes it frequently so selling it would be difficult
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>>36284184
you should try some heavy sativa senpai it will energize your soul
you probably have experience with indica dominant strains