Have you ever had sex, r9k?
>>36292384
>Have you ever had sex, r9k?
no
t. 24 khv
>>36292384
Nope.
28.
Thinking about saving up money to go visit a prostitute this summer but I'm worried about getting busted.
Great thread by the way.
Yeahbut not for 10 years
It was always awkward though. Never felt comfortable, never found my groove. Missionary always made my arms tremble and doggy (standing) felt too cold on my legs and balls.
>need to do stuff
>also horny
>if I cum I'll be too tired to do stuff
>if I don't cum I'll be too horny to do stuff
fucking weeb, i want you off my board
>>36292379
cum all over the stuff
>>36292500
>>36292505
Wrong answers you normalfaggots.
>>36292379
Listen OP, you should cum inside your dick.
How does /r9k/ feel about this pic?
how the world should be
>>36292317
I feel like this was posted yesterday
>>36292428
2 idiots, one thought
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UMf7HibATNg
>do something and blame child
>scream at said child
>keep screaming as they cry
IT'S JUST A PRANK LMAO
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jk-R8nfes9M
>LET ME GOOO!
>I WANNA GET OUT OF HERE!
>IT'S JUST A PRANK HAHAHA WE GOOD? FISTBUMP? HAHAHAHAH WE GOOD
>>36292306
Oh yeah. These pieces of shit.
Watched this earlier in the week
>>36292306
stop shilling this trailer trash with a suprisingly nice three story house
on that note how the fuck does white trash like that score such a kino set-up
all their kids have their own rooms with TVs and consoles, and they have a home gym
what the fuck kind of job does the father work?
>teach your kids some basic acting
>start making "prank" videos on jewtube
>get half a million views each video
>extra money with minimum effort with the added bonus of being famous
How many people have you kissed?
I've kissed six girls and one tranny
>>36292305
my short-lived "girlfriend" when I was 15she tasted like strawberries oh my fucking god why aaa
>>36292365
Remember that you don't belong
Fuck. I have no idea. Too many to remember or count.
Guys, girls, etc. Drunk. Sober. As a joke. For a game. Too many reasons.
I feel like such a whore now.I'm a guy.
Saturday Ballbusting thread. Come talk with a couple who have been Ballbusting since we were in middle school. Have done a wide variety of things to my balls and yes they work just fine. Come in here and hang out, ask questions, vent etc
>>36292266
What do your balls look like now? Curious if they look like shit or not
>>36292266
Have you ever pissed or came blood? Do you reel in pain when kicked there? Been letting my friend play with my balls and sometimes she gets rough and I feel it in my tummy. I kind of like it
>>36292266
Do you prefer to get bullied with feet or knees?
DAILY REMINDER THAT IF YOU HAVE AN EXPENSIVE COMPUTER YOU CAN NOT... REPEAT.. CAN NOT BE A ROBOT!!!
>>36292081
what if neetbux paid for it??
what the fuck else am I supposed to buy? My computer didn't fill the void but it certainly brought the foundation up a notch
What if I own a Macbook Air, an Xbox One S, PS4 Pro and Nintendo Switch?
Who /turbo manlet/ here?
>tfw 5'5"
It sucks, senpai.
>>36292045
>tfw 5'8
Why
>>36292045
5'4" but my license says 5'3"
I don't mind it because I'm a trap, also dat lower center of gravity
5'6"-5'7" here, fucking kill me. I am only 2 away from being somewhat respectable.
Just took a monster poo
Dad here. I'm finally proud of you, son. You did it.
That's fucking weak, dude
>he doesn't poo in the gangee
fucking pig skins make me sick
Fuck u if ur afraid
fuk u u bitchy fandangos fandingos
I'm not afraid of nothin
fuck (in no particular order) robots, stacies, chads, normies
who here cursed with a bad computer?
>2013 made laptop
>4GB RAM
>fairly decent intel i5 cpu
>first generation IntelHD gpu
>was able to run some games at okay framerate when first bought
>>36291985
>2017
>for some reason only 3.66GB RAM usable
>overheats like a motherfucker even after cleaning it out and applying new thermal paste
>randomly spazzes out and rejects the battery cable and hibernates on it's own
>motherfucker uses virtual memory if it runs out of ram which clogs up the disk usage and makes the entire shit freeze and lag
>continues doing that even if i disabled page file
>any game that used to run fairly decent on it now requires everything set to low and config file tweaking as well
>poor and cant afford a new one
>>36291985
>poor
>have tablet with 1 gig ram that I usually use
>ded screen laptop with 2 gig ram form 06/07
>phone that is anal found on ground with 3 gigs, but it's android OS takes up a gig just to turn on, pretty shabby for a 150 dollar device
>tablet 50 dollars btw
>keyboard 6 to go with it
>tfw poor
>would fix laptop but not worth time and money
>sometimes put lamp behind screen when need to use real computer for something (has XP though)
>>36291985
HAHAH
>tfw poor
;_;
One of these non-white girls wants to be with you, which do you choose?
None
None of them
The indian girl had literally zero downsides and is the cutest
You fucked up making this op
>>36291978
why the fuck would you not pick the asian qt?
>put warning label to advise people to not use cotton swabs to clean the insides of ears
>people still keep doing it
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
You're just going to create micro-cuts in your ears and dry out the ear canal. Earwax is there to keep your insides lubricated and protect your ears from foreign objects from entering. You're going to damage your hearing by repeated use of cotton swabs in your ears.
>>36291966
they'll become deaf and never interact with you
isn't that nice?
>>36291966
Really?! That's why they put the warning label?
Why not state that on the fucking box
>>36291966
But nobody will date me or befriend me if I have visible earwax.
GUYS I JUST MASTERBATED WITH TOOTHPASTE IT FUCKING STINGS WTF DO I DO FUCK FUCK
>>36291928
Jerk off with lemon juice to dissolve the toothpaste mint.
WHY THE FUCK DID YOU JERK OFF WITH FUCKING TOOTHPASTE OF ALL THINGFS
hahahaha you fucked up
Why are you not in the military?
it WILL fix all your issues.
>>36291924
And replace them with different ones.
Gee, thanks
>>36291924
Yeah, we'll be dead
>>36291936
This.
Military recruiters please go.