Have you ever had sex, r9k?

>>36292384
>Have you ever had sex, r9k?
no
t. 24 khv

>>36292384

Nope.
28.
Thinking about saving up money to go visit a prostitute this summer but I'm worried about getting busted.
Great thread by the way.

Yeah but not for 10 years

It was always awkward though. Never felt comfortable, never found my groove. Missionary always made my arms tremble and doggy (standing) felt too cold on my legs and balls.

>>36292384
Yes, with 8 different girls. Trying to get into double digits before the end of uni.

Yes with mexcian stripper/hooker in my home town

kissless virgin. i got a hug once but she was also a lesbian

One time, I'm not proud of it.

Yeah I had a gf for the past 1.5 years. I'm 20. We broke up recently though, highly doubt I'll find anyone else for a few years.

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>>36292384
tons, but I consider myself a robot cause they were all prostitutes/asian masseuses

I can't even associate having a good time with a girl present if there isn't money involved anymore

No. 19 yrs old. I have sweaty palms so probably never desu

>>36292544
>I would sleep with that guy but he has sweaty palms so no
Yeah, nah, if you remain a virgin, it won't be because of the palms.

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>>36292436
You idiots do realize that the only thing lower then a robot is a failed normie who comes to /r9k/ to brag about gfs

right?

with ex gf, every time we saw each other so more than 100 times

>>36292544
Everyone had sweaty palms at prom Anon

Even the girls

>>36292384
Yes. Last night I got head from a girl, came down her throat, pulled my cock out while she caught her breath for about 2 minutes. Then I flipped her over, grabbed her hair and fucked her doggy style until I had to pull out and cum all over her ass.

Yesterday for the first time. Didnt come.tho we fucked.for like 2 hours i need to fap less

>>36292583
Just cyborgs desu. You can have had girlfriend/s but still have mental/personality disorders that leave you friendless and alone everyday besides that person. I'd rather have no gf and be a virgin if I could be successful and have a not fucked brain.

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>>36292633
*Grabs you by the throat*

CAN YOU GUYS FUCK OFF!?!?!11

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>>36292633
Shut the fuck up no one cares about your fucking robot fanfiction, know your fuckin place, TRASH

>>36292583
>lower than a robot
There's nothing wrong with being a virgin. My best friend is one and he's the chillest dude.

>>36292384
Yes.
I've slept with around 100 women (stopped counting at 75) and 1 dude.
Only had sex with my gay best mate in the past 3 years since I split up with my ex girlfriend... I really miss poon.

>>36292686
Believe what you will, faggot. It's only the third time I've been able to cum more than once within a 20 minutes time.

>>36292544
Fuck I have the same problem. I use aluminium chloride but it doesn't help much.

Are we going to die alone, anon?

Lol XD wow. R9k, are you a cow?

>>36292384
No, and there's a good chance I never will since I'll only have sex after marriage.

Yes.. Lost virginity at age 20 and had sex with three different girls between age 20 and 21.

In the 13 years since then, I've only had sex with two more girls.

>>36292384
does a guided handjob count?

>>36292384
Yeah
It's only nice if you care about the person though
>tfw it's been 5 years

>>36292694
Oh for sure, thats one of the cruel facts of life, when you have sex you realize the thing you'e been chasing was overrated all along

Don't get me wrong sex is great and all, but it doesn't deserve the pedestal it had in my teenage mind

>>36292384
Once when I was 17, that over a decade ago.

>>36292433
Travel to a place where it's legal, sex tourism, see some sights while there. Two birds one stone.

Been having regular sex for 11 years now. Have had sex with 13 different girls. Have had sex hundreds of times. It's easy how is this an interesting question?

>>36294105
>It's easy how is this an interesting question?
Gee, that's because you're on mostly virgin board?

>>36292384
I did, but I won't anymore.

Yes and I'm hoping to have it tonight. Can you at least change these threads to something like "help me get laid?" So they're actually helping someone instead of asking the same question that has been asked a million times

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>tfw /r9k/ is filled with bragging failed normies
>r9k will never be as comfy as it once was

>>36294028
Agreed, it's great and I love the emotional connection, but it could never live up to the hype.

>>36294134
So virgins think it's interesting that people have sex? That's fucking sad. Get over it faggots.

>>36292384
I've done sexual acts, but never fucked.

>>36294261
>Get over it faggots.
Says a person whos
>Been having regular sex for 11 years now.
Your opinion means literally nothing.

Ne. 31 YO kissless virgin reporting.

>>36292384
What a fucking retarded dogshit excuse for a thread. Hey /pol/ what do you think of Jews? Hey /tv/ do you like Rick and Morty? Hey /mlp/ have you ever watched My Little Pony?

What is the point

>posting my waifu Emily Sears
reeeeeeeeeeee fuck off reeeeeeeeee she is mine reeeeeeeeeeee