GUYS I JUST MASTERBATED WITH TOOTHPASTE IT FUCKING STINGS

>>36291928
Jerk off with lemon juice to dissolve the toothpaste mint.

WHY THE FUCK DID YOU JERK OFF WITH FUCKING TOOTHPASTE OF ALL THINGFS

hahahaha you fucked up

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>>36291928
>>36291992
Why does this sound like Tumblr

>>36291961
NO FUCK YOU THAT IS NOT GOING TO WORK

WOULD SOAP WORK?

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>>36291928
Out of everything you could have jerked off with in your house you chose toothpaste

Are you retarded?

>>36292049
SHAMPOO ALWAYS STINGS

I THOUGHT IT WOULD BE A PLEASTENT STING NOT THIS FIREY HELL

put it in water and try to wash it off, if all else fells anon just wait until it stops


Godspeed and next time just use Vaseline or precum

>>36292111
Checked nice tripz

>>36291928
fluoride in high concentrations is pretty toxic, you need to call the poison control, don't fuck around with this shit, this is why kids have training toothepaste

that's gonna hurt

I would use dish soap to clean it off, but no water, that will make the toothpaste sting more. Just 3-4 pumps of dish soap.

>>36292191
Fluoride was used by nazis to make people sterile.

>>36291928
Enjoy the pimples anon.

>>36291928
turn back clock, punch your pregnant mother in the tummy, abort self

use toothbrush and brush it off