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>>36311650
its white people pretending to be black

>>36311650
Really noone cares exept you.

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What's MAGA ?

Need a quick rundown

>>36311644
Yesterday you said it was due at midnight. Today you say it is due today. Do it. Just do it.

>>36311644
What is the subject of your essay anon?

suck professor's cock for postponing essay till next week

>>36311599
But I do buy second hand clothes. And why should I care how many men my gf has been fucked by? She doesn't care about how many women I've fucked.

Where are the virgin girls at tho?
All girls are sexually active
Its a very low % of virgin girls

>>36311615
Cuckold detected
Orginal post

How do you cope with the fact that the dog on your pic has a better chance than you to fuck multiple good looking women, and also be better at it than what you could ever dream to be?

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>>36311578
You just don't go outside

>>36311578
Tipical americuck afraid of life.

>>36311556
Fucking normies realized fembos are a thing and are here to snatch them up

>>36311598
In an act of hurting my only support..
I'm must say this to you..
Fembots are a mystical myth.
The only women that would qualify as being bots, have been to prison.

>>36311705
I know a fembot irl, well not one who actually wisits this site afaik, but her lifestyle fits. kv 24 lives home with her mother, has no interest in guys, beta af... Don't be so fucking idiotic, females are people as well they can get screwed up in their heads just the same.

just start today

>>36311535
Do it today tard

>>36311535
Don't do the project at all.

>>36311462
What kinda person without kids or religious affiliations has big plans for Easter?

>>36311537
people who have families that actually do things

>>36311567
Like families where everyone is relatively secular and over 18 do Easter stuff?

What exactly do they even do?

I forgot to mention, tell me your story and as much info about the girl as possible so I can devise the plan.

>>36311414
Man we are all at the point of no return.

Sure :

>Second day of class
>Be all clumsy and mind elsewhere while teacher asks stuff.
>Cutie I've been staring at notices me
>She would stare too even before but chose not to think much of it.
>She keeps looking and smiling
>Finally make eye contact
>Pic related, plus a big smile
>Be all insecure and look away fast...

This is probably where I fucked up, or she was just finding me funny.
Next class she doesn't even notice I'm there, I wait for a chance to go talk, it didn't happen.
I did notice though that she is a super friendly girl and she might have found another guy.

At some point I manage to cross her and go "Hi whats up?".
We begin to talk, she is a bit responsive, but things get very slow, interest fades away eventually, she stops talking.
Class break, she leaves and joins her friends.

She doesn't ask much about me, she doesn't talk if I don't.
I look at her, and she doesn't mind, she mostly stares back too but doesn't go farther than that like when she used to stare by herself.

I got her number, she didn't text me since.
I'll see her tomorrow probably.


Pretty shitty story.

Literally none of them, in 5 years.

I should probably stop browsing this board

>>36311398
this, and moreover i should want to kill myself if a post here did have an impact on me

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if I follow the path my family is pushing me to follow, this is what will happen

>>36311369
Australia NSW
Its 16 but only other 16 17 18 year olds have sex with 16 year olds over 18 and jail time baby

>>36311392
can a 20 year old have sex with a 17 year old then?

>>36311417
Nien they can not

REEEEEEEEEEEE now you made me hungry. its 6:12 right now.

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>dellivery guy "hope you and your friends enjoy the food sir!"

it's ok bro, at least you are not a drug addict. You're a good guy who just likes eating. Nothing wrong with you.

because IRL you are present whereas online you are invisible

>>36311353
Women are actually pretty nice when you aren't a bitter misogynist who thinks their only purpose in life is to please you.

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>>36311404
Read pic related and tell me why the author is correct.

How about not blaming your lack of self discipline on mental illness you probably don't even have

no you just realized its pointless because you will never touch a woman

>>36311311
Sounds like a normal day to me

the real division is gay/straight

>>36311325
Are robots actually dumb enough to believe people like Trump/Clinton/Putin actually care for you?

>>36311591
>are robots actually dumb
no, why would you think that

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>>36311190
It's 13 mon ami.

2 (two)? Is this original enough?

>>36311240
i guess since theres no plus sign between rows??