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K for me.

Come on. Lets do this.

K is clearly not for me. Anything else is fair game though.

G. Thicc without being too thick.

Even bigger tits would be nice too.

>>36435868
You can migrate if you've resigned yourself to your fate.

Most of us till have hope.

I'm not a wizard by any means, but I do sometimes consider going over there to see just how bad it is.

wizchan is pretty great desu
I used it for a while before I lost my virginity

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Huh? Who left that there?

>Runs

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Adios fucker.

Starting watching normal lesbian porn then. Maybe venture into a bit of ass lick but that's the furthest you go.

Try this for one month

Bumpin' this shit like there's no tomorrow
Come on ye spergs

bump get in here lads

WE
NEED
MORE
BLOOD

>>36435751
>you were I longed for
The first post I've made here in months and I blew it. I can never do anything right.

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>>36435805
We all fuck up from time to time OP.

>>36435805

I fuck up half my posts around here.
>tfw keep posting responses in the wrong thread

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l didn't finish highschool

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>>36435723
Mommy says jobs are the devil

"Anything out of country. I'm thinking of getting a working holiday visa while I still can and hit the road in some country until I meet people who can put me in contact with people who need my skills.

I did some years as a part timer at [job that usually requires degree], and I travelled in [Asian country] for about two months before I was offered a job in that sector, so I'd say my chances are good.

My tent is a two-person one. Wanna join me?"

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you are setting off their BETAR

tell us honestly, what's wrong with you?
manlet, autist, fatty?

>>36435849
Not him, however.
>manlet
>somewhat autist
>Not very confident/don't have an out going personality

how many girls have you fucked ?
orig

>>36435660
why are you even on this board?

fuck off normie holy shit.

>>36435660
Did you get emotionally attached to any of them?

I wish to purchase them

>>36435611
I'll sell them to you for 5 bucks

what do your parents think about you not washing yourself?

focus on something else then
every great mind and inventor never focused on getting laid cause they were too busy overcoming that urge and making cool shit

>>36435496
A lack of vagina won't kill you m8. Your life will not change just by having sex.

Maybe focus on cultivating relationships instead of getting your dick wet? That is the only thing that will take away that empty feeling. Stop diefying sex or you will be very disappointed.

That's pretty common OP.
You will feel the same when you find that special someone or settle

Guess everyone is in trap threads or something

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>>36435478
>"Friends" forget you birthday

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>>36435546
I can't even get sympathy from strangers, I just want actual friends

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>>36435397
r9k doesn't count as a therapist

>>36435397
>female therapist
Oreganolio

>>36435413
he's dead now 12;235

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wannabe youtube starlets

>sadcore music

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_rGasAak08E

People who drive like a virgin; basically going the speed limit or under (huge pussy,) or driving too fast (overcompensating)

>>36435384
Is your pic even relevant anymore? Do people actually think this of themselves in 2017?

Also, me too, although I'm a bit of an artfag I've become so bitter I think a lot of things other artsy faggots do is retarded, like their disgustingly saccharine attitudes and vindictive, judgmental behavior when anyone even slightly crosses and/or disagrees with them on a subject, particularly political, as if they, as a teenager fresh out of college, are an authority on the subject. Generally, any art person who has a community largely made up of young adults and children who blatantly use their following to construct an echo chamber and further indoctrinate children into their shit.

>>36435426
Normie dipshit (man)children irk me. So does Starbucks. God damn I hate stupid bearded normies ironically saying puns and people "cringing" at it because "it's just so bad xDDDD"

>>36435365
>go to bed at 4 am
>wake up at 7 am
>go on 4chan /a/ for an hour
>go back to sleep
>wake up at 10am
>stay in bed for an hour
>masturbate to hentai
>take a shower
>go on the bus
>eat subway alone
>go to the library, sit alone
>study
>go to class
>go back on bus
>come to my apartment
>listen to the couples next to me laugh and have fun
>browse /r9k/
>repeat

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>wake up at 6 AM
>dream about things while half-asleep
>hear alarm at 8 AM
>get a glass of water, back to bed
>finally get up at 9
>stretch
>check messages in social network (need to use it to get news from uni remotely)
>get cloudy head
>scroll 4chan till 10
>cook breakfast
>read some scientific articles for meh thesis
>get tired at 12
>turn console on, scroll trough menus aimlessly
>complete a stage for new Doom
>get green tea with six teaspoons of sugar
>scratch some design choices for a level for old Doom
>workout with a sad face on
>check physical mailbox
>half-watch videogame streams while scrolling 4chan till 5 PM
>actually progress in a wad for old Doom by adding some unnecessary little details
>cook dinner
>struggle with apathy while listening to ASMRs
>go to bed at 11 PM
>sleep shortly afterwards

It's been like this for a year since mom left me alone.
I'll visit a psychiatrist soon enough to deal with anxiety and apathy, because it will hold me down till the end if I won't fix it.
I'm not a dumbass, therefore I want to put my potential to some use, but unable to do so fully, yet.

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12:00 wake up
12:00-2:00 browse chans
2:00-2:30 eat food, drink water and have cig
2:30-5:00 browse chans
5:00-5:20 masturbate
5:30-5:40 have another cigarette
5:40-7:50 drinking while browsing chans and jewtube
8:00-8:20 masturbate again
8:30-9:45 night walk with booze and more smoking
10:00-12:00 more chan garbage

the same motive i dont play lotto tickets, im not retarded

>>36435360
Fpbp fpbp fpbp

nigga I'm broke

gotta get my own place first