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try telling people you don't have a smart phone or a Facebook.

being an individual isn't even possible anymore. i work in Vegas and all the women i'm seeing all look identical.
they all wear the same style dress, same style of straight hair and they're all wearing a choker now and some of these women aren't even American.

it's the culture. it's pure cancer, American culture is pure cancer because American culture is just debauchery, massive debauchery, guns, violence, sex, drugs, fast food, indulgence.

Tribalism is stupid, and feeling the need to label yourself as some 'ideology' is even stupider. That said, individualism can become toxic in extreme levels too... It can degenerate into narcissism and irrational greed if left totally unchecked. Read orgyofthewill.net if you want to see what 'individualism' taken to an unhealthy level looks like.

Spooks may be false but other people are very much real.

Don't forget to stop by >>>/adv/

>>36464214
This is triggering my dad instincts.

Why can't girls fight?

I hate knowing that if I have children, they'll have to share a country with these fucking apes.

>>36464196
This is the part where I, a typical male robot, make a desperate and pathetic post attempting to convince you to go out with me, thus displaying a complete lack of social intelligence and experience with women.

>>36464196
none of that matter

>>36464243
No, male robot! Alas, I cannot, for I am too broken. It's not you, it's me. However, I can send you my Amazon wish list.

>>36464171
>everyone in my family has gotten cancer
Should I just kill myself now?

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>all those genetic disorders that appear currently in your life

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>afraid of cancer
>go to blood test as part of my psychological evaluation
>results come back normal
>still paranoid about cancer

>>36464148
if you do you're a feminine faggot.
codys bad upbringing has clearly made him homosexual

Cody just can't take a joke.

Cody hits and throws things and says he is going to kill and burn his family.

>Will telling guys I'm one of their biggest fantasies make them stop hitting on me?

Geeee Idk

>>36464079
Just tell them you've got a bf.

>>36464079
No one's hitting on you roastie, stop lying

I'd fucking love to have one, the world is full of roasties if I can choose I'd like to have an older one, like 35-45 but they're hard to find as a uni student

Because I'm undesireable

Probably a lot of super interesting conversation in there

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>>36464058
>Hate gays
>Hate gay/trap threads
>Own a aneros helix which I used two days ago

>>36464088
B-but that's not gay at all..

R-right ?

>>36464058
but do you even care about females when you've jerked off?

>>36464046
Only the herbivore ones get triggered. Same as with white guys that lose their shit because some random white girl chose to be with a black dude.

>>36464046
Same reason why White guys have mass chimp outs when they see a White girl with a Black man.

Asian guy here

Literally no reason to feel anything

There's plenty of Asian girls out there to fuck

>>36463994
I'm on the same boat.
There's no advice that can be given for this.

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>>36463994
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ESWzPhZWYeI
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3JyHELDF_ug

>>36463994
Why don't you just kill some jews? That seems to have gotten Goebbels out of his funk.

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>>36463901
I'll have fun by myself by eating and drinking

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>>36463901
Working on a Garry's Mod server with my friend and then listening to music and masturbating, maybe beat POSTAL 2. Thanks for asking, OP!

Enjoying last 2 things in universe that fits me.. r9k and Synthwave <3

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>>36463890
Then you kill yourself, because without mommy and daddy to leech off of you won't be able to sustain yourself

>>36463890
Don't kill your parents.

g0 figure your shit 0ut >>>/adv/

>>36463886
>pure
>ginger
she was lost to begin with

>Kiara
>short
>really pretty
>amazing eyes, I know that's just the "default compliment", but holy shit her eyes were mindblowing
>very kind and caring
>ended up dating an actual jockey and got a bit fat

>Veronica
>brown haired brown eyed qt with smug smile
>very bookworm-ish type, at least that's the impression I was given from all the pictures of her I found on the internet
>nothing, we go to uni together

>>36463853
If I could redo my life knowing what I know now, I'd totally go into organic chem and seek work as a pharmacist until something more substantial presented itself.

>Seems too good to be true
IT IS.
DO NOT GO INTO PHARMA. IT'S THE MOST SOUL-SUCKING JOB YOU COULD EVER GET INTO. THE MONEY IS NOT WORTH IT. TURN BACK NOW. I MEAN IT. EITHER BE POOR AND SOMEWHAT HAPPY OR FINANCIALLY STABLE AND EVENTUALLY BLOW YOUR BRAINS OUT.

IT'S THAT BAD

>>36464838
Care to explain, friend?

>>36463846
I was 22 too, and kept losing my erection while putting on the condom. Luckily I managed to get hard again in the end. But I was so nervous that I couldn't cum during the first round of the night.

>>36463846
Bought a fat prostitute when I was 20. Couldn't come from P.i.v, so I jacked off on her big ass to cum

>>36463846
Body went on autopilot and it was like I had already done it a million times. This was a good thing, considering my girl at the time didn't know I was a virgin. Lucky girl never got it so good.