Fembot here. I'm alone and bored on a Friday evening. Any boys want to shower me in attention and praise?
no
kyse
Why do women want attention anyways? Is it an evolution thing?
I would so do this if I were a girl
Finished my whopper burger meal but I still feel hungry wtf is this bullshit
>>39312276
Empty calories bro, fastfood is shit
>get a meal from fast food place
>sated for entire day
>>39312291
you don't seem to know what "empty calories" means.
Why haven't you asked him out yet? You know someone's gonna snag him away if you don't act quickly.
>tfw none of the people who make or reply to these threads are actually girls
>>39312345
i confessed to a guy on discord, he rejected me because he has anxiety and he doesnt want to speak to me anymore
>>39312409
Well, at least you tried. Better than living with regret for the rest of your life.
does anyone have any real red pills about rape or molestation? i've been thinking about it recently. I recall months ago I read from a fairly credible source that something like 84% of molestations of females 13-25 go unreported... or some similar absurd figure. and for some reason I don't doubt it.
should we just molest every female we come into contact with in private /r9k/? we have an 84% chance of her just going with it, and due to 100 years of feminist propaganda the truth of the matter may be lost. thoughts?
I don't think molesting kids is a good idea anon.
>>39312279
i didn't say kids i said young females. this is an investigation into the female psyche.
>>39312279
>13+
>kid
this is a thread for red pills not blue pills
How does this make you feel robots? lmao
>>39312213
seems like men regain their virginity around age 40
maybe i am the special snowflake after all
did you know what invasion of the bodysnatchers was about? it was about people who have had sex and those who didn't. sort of like pleasantville but good
>>39312213
wow. That chart was a lot different back in 99.
Is it true if I pay for sex I'm still technically a virgin?
>>39312151
look up the definition of "virginity" and I am sure you will have your answer.
>>39312151
It's true. Losing your virginity is about courting your girl and having mutual relations. It's not unlike a hunter who has to get his first kill. If you paid for it, then all you did was stick you cock into a municipal hole and paid to do so.
>Is it true if I insert my penis into a vagina I'm still a virgin?
>closeted gay
>hopelessly in love with my straight best friend
>too scared and ashamed to ever come out
i fucking hate my life
>>39312136
lol faggot
stop being a stereotypical faggot then
>>39312136
is he cute? originaldo
>>39312136
Cool. Go to /lgbt/ about it.
>Researchers analyzed national health survey data from 6,150 adults and found 37 percent of women and about 5 percent of men reported trying anal intercourse at least once.
>When they did, the women were 50 percent more likely than their peers to report having fecal incontinence at least once a month, while the men's odds of incontinence were almost tripled.
>Read an imageboard that's nothing but a bunch of disembodied voices in text boxes with anime pictures accompanying them
>Develop schizophrenia
does anyone else dream in 4chan posts? it's fucking weird.
>browse /x/
>develop schizophrenia
>>39312176
no, but now I'm quite intrigued
>19 years old
>never kissed a girl
>never had sex
>majoring computer science
>girls of my class hate me
>guys of my class worship me
>watching filthy animes whole friday night
>i have a class in 8 hours
be honest to me robots do life really gets better at some point?
>>39312002
Why do the girls in your class hate you?
>>39312002
>computer science major
>"girls" in class
what did you do to piss her off
>>39312011
i do a lot of jokes that most people would consider innapropriate
any other robots work in the oilfield? how are you holding up?
i'm currently working in far west texas on a stimulation crew(frac). the hours fucking suck, my crew is full of turbo normies that i'm forced to interact with, but the money is crazy. seriously thinking about just getting a janitor job or something.
>>39311993
I want to work in an oilfield, sounds like good hard work that isn't too terrible that gives you good money
are the normies really that bad though? like college campus bad?
>>39312023
it's pretty bad most of the time, but not always. most guys out here are family people so they just consume lots of mainstream normie stuff. lots of west texas companies are hiring with little to no experience. be warned: the hours and schedules are insane
i guess i have to question what OP's definition of crazy money is.
my understanding is that the oil industry is currently in the shitter. i actually tried to get a job in the resource extraction segment of my own industry (satellite communication) and i was told that it's a really bad time right now because of the depressed natural resources segment
so are you talking like pleb tier $15/hour or do you mean legit high pay?
>tfw just lost virginity to64 year old grandma from meetme
>tfw 23
>tfw she was laughing the entire time
well man, was it worth it man.
>>39311990
>tfw she was laughing the entire time
seriously why do females do this? Why are they so happy and amused at everything?
>>39312007
Sex didn't feel like what I thought it would.
How much pussy you think I'll score if I wear these out to the club tonight?
Three pussies
the ground which you beneath walk within on will be dripping with subways hot ready sub hot and ready sub way sub for you
One entire pussy
Hey guys, how's it going? I've got a problem that I think we can all collectively solve if we work together. I need some puss. There's this girl at my universit that I might have a chance with if the stars align. Sad thing is I've got a couple problems
> I have shitty social skills
> Im balding
> Im not very fat but have gyno
> Black Bot
> Hate Pop Culture
> Deep Voice
>Eeyore-esque personality when sleepy
>My roomate's loud as fuck and keeps me up with his bass speakers and goose-squeal yoddeling
I could really use some pointers if you have any.
KYS? Too soon?
>>39311968
>goose-squeal yoddeling
elaborate
It's truly horrible, it's like a mix between a goose screaming and a yodel
Just be confident, bro
Being Chad is a bigger burden than being a robot.
Everyone hates you and calls you a douchebag just because you look great and girls suck your dick whenever you want
>it's a pro chad poster
>when chad is the real enemy that makes your life hell
wait a minute, what if we were blaming women this whole time when we should have been blaming chad
>>39311948
That girl is a qt3.14
nigga what? timestamp reads 5 days ago
>tfw bf is upset with me and I don't know why
when I ask he just says "nothing is wrong"
>>39311920
>>tfw bf is upset with me and I don't know why
>when I ask he just says "nothing is wrong"
Dumb sissy white boi.
Interigate him on gun point stupid sloth
Have you tried sucking him off?