Hey guys, how's it going? I've got a problem that I

KYS? Too soon?

>>39311968
>goose-squeal yoddeling
elaborate

It's truly horrible, it's like a mix between a goose screaming and a yodel

>>39312114
Imagine a goose that tried to sing cowboy music while getting kicked in the balls.

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>>39311968
>shitty social skills
don't talk a lot, keep steady eye contact, keep your hands still
>balding
shave your head, you are black so this will work in your favor
>gyno
ehh, get surgery? dunno hard to fix
>black
black people are cool, this is not an issue
>hate pop culture
get into rap, rap is cool and you can find good rap
>deep voice
how is this a problem
>eeyore
so you talk slow? cool just play it off like you're chill
>shitty roommate
don't hang out at your place or pay your roommate to fuck off, half before and half after

good luck fellow brown bot

>>39312383
That's some pretty solid advice that might actually work. Thanks senpai.

>>39312490
>senpai
I guess the robot doesnt like F A M...