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This chart makes me feel so much better about only being 5'10"

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>>39313680
>my brother is 5'5''
I feel so goddamn bad for him

>BARIUM HYDROXIDE

>>39313930
Moronic acid

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>>39313622
>Cushion on sofa feels weird only to me
>SO QUIRKY!
>"Nerd" girl Twatter lover laughs herself to death
>Five grammis won

>>39313616

Needs more anatomy. Try Loomis.

t. /ic/

>>39313616
it looks like a good representation of someone who feels trapped/tortured
meant that in a good way

>>39313616
Draw the hungry hungry caterpillar instead,

that beautiful thing makes me feel happy...

bump dumperino jabrino

Dude same, and before you but your all flirty but after you realize how retarded your decision of flirting with online girls is

You bumped your thread after two minutes of revealing your a non-virgin.

Lol, this will probably the only reply you get. Next time get the fuck off our board.

i sent a guy a vid of some rando chick flicking her bean and i got off to watching him jack himself off

lol what are you 13?

>>39313593
i wasted my time on runescape and im still doing it because i have nothing better to do

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>>39313588
>How do you major in a STEM subject when you are stupid?
you don't have to major in a STEM subject, but regardless of what you do, you will fail because you are stupid

>majoring in something you're either too dumb to learn and/or too unmotivated to improve at

Even if you get a degree you won't get whatever magic job that's been memed to you because you'll be inept, lazy, and uncaring.

Study a lot, it's doable. I'm stupid and I'm my thesis away from graduating.

>>39313338
Nobody gives a shit about your normie music

Sage

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>>39313379
i said if u want. no ones forcing u to do shit. im not a normie.

>>39313338
needs more bass around the midpoint. Add some rift at the ends of the string too i think, but dont saturate it

I've never had friend. I don't currently have friends. And it's almost certain I will never have friends in the future.

>>39313489
I will be your friend, anon. I can understand the feels.

After not having friends all my life I have transcended the need for them.

>>39313209
End of grade 5 for me, been a tough road and I've only really begun to recover starting two years ago, with this year being the best so far. I'm 36

4th/5th grade, i had like 2 friends, and thought i had a future.

Belonging is something sold to us a long time ago by everyone we know.
Success in this regard is when we stop trying so hard to look for it and put our efforts into the aspects of ourselves we trust can keep us sane.

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>>39313166
I don't understand foot fetishes but the fact you got hard in class is cute desu...

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>>39313219
>Tfw I'm constantly hard in class 'cuz bored

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>>39313166
Iktf
>Gf asks me for a foot rub
>Instantly get hard and stay hard the entire time

>>39313159
Wait for when her dream day comes
>Anon I'm getting married to le dream guy
>DAD I WANT A PRETTY WEDDING DRESS
>$$$$
Find the thing and torch it right before the wedding. Laugh inside as she cries and remember what she's done to you

>>39313268
Good idea. But that'll take I long time. I don't have the patience for that. I need my revenge now.

>>39313159
uhhh get her fuckd up on said vodka and own that pussy derp

>>39313149
Yeah bring a gun so that when you get robbed you can scare the mugger into fucking plugging your dumb ass

>>39313149
Hope it isn't a cop
Hope the condom doesn't break
Hope she exists and isn't a pack of niggers waiting to rob your dumb ass

use a dire and ice condom the feel better

not all sex positions feel the same

you can get studs from oral

What possible satisfaction is there to be derived from playing vidya?

What possible satisfaction is there to be derived from shitposting?

What possible satisfaction is there to be derived from living?

hi reiko

haha hi there, sent ;^)

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diogenes up in this shit

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Chad leave my fucking board bitch

>>39313111
Trips of truth. No but if you met me you'd know I was no Chad, I just attract ugly fat women and single mothers. Because I come off as stupid

>>39312925
Yeee, I'm really a good dancer, it helps me a lot and find the environment much more suitable because it's dark and not much talking, also remember this no matter how ridiculous you think you will look when dancing, girls will absolutely love it... and the best part about clubs compare to bars is that you're anonymous, so much things going on that no one remembers you if you do something autistic and it's easy I mean way easy to find a girl and make out with her