My sister just stole my expensive bottle of high grade, limited run vodka and mixed it with cheap soda and sculled it. How do I fuck up her life?
>>39313159
Wait for when her dream day comes
>Anon I'm getting married to le dream guy
>DAD I WANT A PRETTY WEDDING DRESS
>$$$$
Find the thing and torch it right before the wedding. Laugh inside as she cries and remember what she's done to you
>>39313268
Good idea. But that'll take I long time. I don't have the patience for that. I need my revenge now.
>>39313159
uhhh get her fuckd up on said vodka and own that pussy derp
>>39313411
Fuck no. Bitch is a fat 3dpd slob.
Kill her and cut up the body.
realize that nothing matters and stop being angry at stupid shit,
then kill yourself
>>39313392
Get a bottle of less expensive vodka, put it in the empty bottle of the good shit, and mix in something.........Special
Diuretic
Emetic
Laxative
Get her addicted to opioids
The possibilities are endless.
>>39313159
poke a hole in her boyfriend's original condoms anon
Gape her asshole
>getting this mad over your probably shitty vodka
How about you stop living at home?
>>39313159
Take her to some frat house and let them have their way with her. That'll show her!!