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Why didn't you just fight back?
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I was always outnumbered.
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I was the bully kek
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I was never bullied. There was a few kids more autistic than I was who actually responded to bullying so they picked on them instead

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>be me
>19, turning 20
>diagnosed spergism and ADHD, also INTPT
>live on my own with three roommates, they also browse 4chan and play the same vidya
>not a virgin, fucked aspie femanon roommate(also robot)
>go to uni and do really well
>have job that even though I only do 30 hours a week, I still get paid 45K a year
>Was almost a NEET for a year, only did Uni
>not even drivers license
>pulled through and now live the robot dream
>still have no self confidence
>depressed
>Still feel like a basement dwelling autist that only watches Anime
How do I cheer up more? I still wanna die even though I shouldn't
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Dude be thankful your not a virgin and be content. That's more than most people here can say.
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>>36484576
To be fair, it was really shitty and we both came after ten seconds. We were both disappointed and thought it was far overrated. I'm not even kidding, neither of us did it before and these were our first words right after:
Me: That was it!?
Her: Yeah what the Hell!?
We haven't fucked since.
Essentially I'm only technically not a virgin. Never actually "had sex".
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>>36484706
Thats the most autistic after sex conversation I've heard. I didn't originally think you should kys but now I do.

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I'm bored

Let's talk about how to make girls like you more. Ask me questions and I will help.

Here's some topics you could ask about.
>confidence
>style
>expression
>greetings
>does she like me or does she not like me?
>what do I reply with?

If anyone else is like "I want to give advice!" then go ahead and join in.
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All girls hate me because I have a small dick and I'm cut. Also I don't shave because I'm not going to get a girl anyway so why even bother.
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>>36484474
That's nice, sweetie. Thanks for sharing.
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I asked a girl why she never texts me first and she said it was because she didn't want to bother me. What did she mean by this?

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what are some productive things you could do on your pc
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>>36484440
watch fucked up hentai
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Organize my pornography collection
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>>36484477
Duble dubs approves of this

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>tfw sick
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>>36484395
Fuck off you frogposter
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>>36484420
how do i stop being sick
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>>36484459
Take some asprin or some Alka Seltzer and sleep

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>mfw some /pol/ neckbeard tells you to go back to Africa even though white people are the ones that brought your ancestors here in the first place
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>>36484374
Blacks are the white mans responsibility for the time being. The consequence of taking them and freeing them i suppose.
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>>36484374
We brought you over as slaves and the retards in the north thought it would be a good idea to free you, a savage people, and integrate you into our society and now you've destroyed every major city and corroded our morality with your music. But it's cool bro, enjoy your life. Be thankful for your African American privilege and be thankful you're ancestors were pulled from the hell scape that is Africa
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>>36484374
/pol/cucks don't really interact with people offline anyway

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>tfw couldn't get hard with a girl who was trying to bang me because I did stimulants earlier

At least I got a BJ out of it but still pretty humiliating. That shit makes it impossible to stay hard for a prolonged period of time. She understands and says we're gonna hang out again so I don't feel completely terrible. But its still frustrating and I should have known better than to take it when I know that a side effect.

Any others humiliated by not being able to get it up for whatever reason?
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Shameless selllllllf bumperooni
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*autistic screeching*

RRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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Stimulants make me rock hard, maybe you're just gay

>add femanon on skype
>try to make conversation
>she only gives one word responses

HOW THE FUCK AM I SUPPOSED TO KEEP THE CONVERSATION GOING
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>>36484269
I hate this shit, or they respond with "haha" and add nothing else. I found it's about 50/50 with femanons so just keep trying.
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>>36484269
insult her
not in a beta joking way
like really rip into her for being worthless in a conversation, ask if she's really such a shallow husk of a person that she can't formulate sentences etc

the vast majority of women will be intrigued by this
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>>36484269
you try again later or give up

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So close to losing my virginity

>Go to club with normie friends
>Get wasted for the first time
>Make out with 7/20 girl
> she really likes me
>I really like her
>but her drinks
>grab her ass and cunt throughout
>tell her to wait 30min N illlget my car
>grab taxi ($10) to car
>get car and head back to club
>by the time I get back she's gone


Fuck man......why

>drop my phone and take 5min to find it while writing this
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It's God telling you that 3D women are not in your future. Time to give up.
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>wasting time on 3D girls
You got what you asked for.
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>>36484247
That's called the free drinks and fuck off. It's a classic girl-move right alongside vine-whip and leaf cutter

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>tfw going to sleep

Isn't it just the best part of the day? Drifting off into night night land? Perhaps i'll have a lucid dream, perhaps i'll dream that I have a GF, perhaps i'll dream that i'm a social butterfly and not a complete disappointment to my family. The possibilities are endless lads. I never feel as excited for what I don't know is to come as I do when i'm going to sleep.

Goodnight.
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>>36484172
Maybe you'll kys that's what I think should be the best part you fucking underageb8 faggot
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I always hope to die in my sleep but I always wake up, such is life.
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>>36484244
Then just do it manually and stop being a pussy bitch

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when was last time you puked, anon?
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>>36484089
Please tell me she rubs the vomit on their fannys next and inserts it
Please I need this
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End of October, last year, when I was in hospital. My liver was messed up, and the puke was all green.
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>tfw you will never gag a girl and make her vomit all over herself

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Does anyone in New Zealand like anime and want to be my friend?

Feeling pretty shitty right now.
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Nobody wants to be your friend and nobody values you. Your a faggot and a worthless sub-human. Just kys and rid the world of your filth.
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>>36484067
What city you in senpai?
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>>36484139
Auckland CBD.

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General cool pictures thread. Had a good week so want to bool and collect some.
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>>36484010
Fuck off we don't do this here go back to /b/ u normalfag.
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>>36484076
its 2 am ya nipple nobody cares, also /b/ has bad content and I want to talk to my robot friends

really like hidden or mysterious statues that seem like they're left over from biblical floods the past few weeks
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this is a long shot but theres a painting of a street along a country side and in the distance there are these big and tall robotic things that kinda look like the at-st's from star wars. they have a bunch of wires hanging off of them as well and i think there are even people around that have black helmets with red lights coming out of them and are connected to the robots

what's your biggest fantasy, anon?
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>>36484004
Living alone and not leaving my house until I'm dead.
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>>36484004
Role play as a slave master and force a black girl slave to suck/fuck me
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>>36484004
>having a gf before i die

>them feelz when gf's don't exist anymore

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Tonight is prom night
And I sit here playing trash
This is the life, man
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>>36483956
Haha prom is for normalfags, chads and stacys. Your better off playing Vidya and jerking off
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>>36483956
It's been three years and I'm so glad I didn't go to prom. I didn't go to my graduation either.
You made the right choice, anon.
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>>36483956
Mine was last night.
>went without a date
>sat quietly for the first hour or so
>actually danced towards the end
>tried to have fun and enjoy myself regardless of everyone else
>hoping some of my confidence would boost my social standing
>mfw nothing changed
>see oneitis getting close with Chad
>see all the couples all but fucking
>even other single losers are being brought into groups to converse and flirt
>everyone just looks at me and laughs, nobody bothers talking to me
Fuck high school, honestly. Everyone is a hormonal barbarian with the worst taste in everything and the most garbage minds. Glad I'm pretty much done with it.

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