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Has /r9k/ ever been punched in the face?
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>>36530396
Oh, yes. Many times.
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The life punched me so many times in the face
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Both literally and figuratively. I don't mind one of them all that much.

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What is the point ? Having a gf is just having a job that pays in sex.

So if you're a decent bf you get sex once every 2 weeks like a paycheck.

But she's bossing other people around to lol

Sex isn't pointless but relationships are
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>>36530373
True in most case. But you know what? You can make her bring more than sex in the relationship. Bonding is not a meme. She could cook for you, make you feel good at home, massage you... it's up to you to make her what you want.
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You will get much more out of relationships if you view them as more than a chemical equation.
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>>36530373
>Having a gf is just having a job that pays in sex.
Having a gf is about the relationship, not the sex, anon.
It's not a job that pays in sex, it requires mutual effort.
Don't boil down sex and relationships down to such simple things. You know just as much as the next person that you really want to have a close connection with someone you care about, it's human nature. That feeling is why relationships matter, not the "paycheck sex."

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I want to kill myself. I just took a final exam and completely failed it. The course was a prerequisite to enter a program in the fall and the only course I needed left. Now all my plans are fucked. I am a failure, a loser, and just generally stupid. I have not felt this demoralized in a long time.

It hurts.
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>>36530350
Ok. Take a deep breath. Calm down. This is a temporary problem that will pass. Life throws obstacles at you, you are knocked down. Go re-take it after studying and overcome this obstacle. Otherwise it will defeat you and will spiral down into a depression. There is no need to worry like you are because it only worsens your mood and your self. You gain nothing from worry about something.
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>>36530350
It'll pass. Just focus on happiness
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I'm in the same boat. I need to get a B in this class to graduate. If I don't, I'm here another semester. I don't know if I can pull it off.

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>tfw no gf in my life
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>>36530300

I bet she gave him birthday head.
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>>36530300
Highly overrated

Tfw no purpose in life and stuck in infinite indecision of career choice
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>>36530319
Yeah and she probably supports new wave feminism.

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>Saving for retirement

Is this the biggest kike trick ever?
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>>36530271
It probably is if you are fucking yourself drinking or eating bad or just generally being unhealthy. It is almost as if the government want's you to live a long, healthy life? Wtf?
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>pension schemes

Fuck paying this tax. If you die, the jewish government keep it.
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racewar is my retirement plan

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>45 y.o. Almost have my dark powers
>Haven't talked to friends in literally years, I've forgotten their names
>KHHV obviously
>Aspergers and ugly as shit
>Never had a job
>Dropped out of college
>The only reason I'm alive right now is because mom was rich as fuck and left me everything in her will

I hate my life so much. I'm not passionate about or interested in anything. I'm on here literally all day until I eventually pass out.

I'm telling you all this now. Kill yourselves now while life still isn't so bad because it literally only gets worse. There is no hope.
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>>36530244
OP here. Meant to say high school. I did not have the grades to get into anything
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>>36530244
>45 y.o

I refuse to believe.

I refuse to believe

I refuse to believe.
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Can't you use your necromancy powers to raise a beta army? Seems like a good way to go honestly, fighting normies until you drop

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Why do we fool ourselves into thinking having a girlfriend and losing our virginity will fill the emptiness inside of ourselves?
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>>36530218
because if we all accepted that there would probably be mass suicides
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>>36530218
because we are fools.
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It won't.
It fills a small amount it, and another person's love and support makes the remaining emptiness easier to deal with.

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I just revealed my power level with evidence edition

Why the fuck is it like people are latching onto your most degenerate interest and getting you to talk about it

Share tips, stories ship dates, branches
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>I just revealed my power level, let's share stories guys
>doesn't share his story
Retard
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>>36530255
>be sitting in dining hall
>just us two
>vaguely mention I'll miss video gaming
>he gives me this wholehearted smile saying oh yeah video games are great
>autism triggers
>he proceeds to ask me what I play
>all bets are on the table
>start remembering MOBAS and the rage they induce
>start talking about my rig and consoles
>then mention I got banned for how much I cursed somebody out in textbox
>he's looking at me begging for more with just his eyes
>i oblige and offer to find the chat logs
>he gets some food while I find it
>show him when he gets back
>he laughs a little, hands me my phone back
>then takes his plate out and says goodnight
>leaves
It was going great until I fucked it up. God fucking dammit. It's not my fault these fucking retards won't play right.
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Yo, AF nerd studying PMEL here. What the fuck are you on about OP? Did you lose a friend or something?

Also story
>At basic
>Zero weeker walks up to MTI
>"Sir trainee xxx reports as ordered permission to adjust"
>MTI grants
>Kid then decideds to adjust, roll, and scratch his nuts for about 20 seconds
>MTI explodes into ball of rage
>mfw

>At basic again
>MTI screaming at some guy
>Pulls his 341
>Fucking stuffs this guys 341 into his mouth and eats it
>Full eye contact with trainee the entire time
>Just walks off without saying anything
>Trainee still just standing there at attention
>My entire flights faces when

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>1/2
Anyone else notice that these days, at least here in America, it's harder for people of different races to be together?

Let's not turn this into /pol/ shitposting, please. But it's no secret, especially what we've learn from the 2016 Election Season, that racial tensions are at an all time high. And as a result, it got some people elected who... might be on the wrong side of history.

And then there's shit like the immigration and refugee crisis, which, whatever side you're on, the mere mentioning of brings the worst out in people. Not only that, but certain systematic influences that turn out to screw over certain ethnicities are back in the spotlight. Abuse from officials under that influence have not only made mainstream attention, but exacerbated the problem.

Extremist groups have been gaining traction. There's been riots in the streets. People, regardless of side or ideology, have become less quiet, and discreet, with their prejudiced views. More and more, I swear, are growing suspicious of each other depending on class, race, gender, orientation, culture, religion, politics, &c. And more and more, again so it seems, are separating themselves into specific groups than the America I grew up in.
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>>36530180
>2/2
There's just this increasingly hostile atmosphere of sociopolitical tensions, sectarianism, dogmatism, &c. That it's honestly making me progressively more uncomfortable meeting new people outside my usual groups; or meeting new people in general. It appears that now, being within the same square space of someone outside our social circles is enough to spark some conflict, or simply intrude on each other's space and well-being. And as shitty as this sounds, it's starting to become too frightening and risky to meet new people; or get involved with new groups.

And, weirdly, when these issues were brought back into the spotlight, it was done as a means of bringing attention to them and looking for solutions and support. But now, it feels more like we live under an atmosphere where co-existing with multiple groups just adds fuel to the fire, and makes it feel like interacting with alleged outsiders is no longer accepted; no longer okay.

It's just starting to come off like it's not only harder to be in the same room together, but will only get harder. That current society, the groups involved, look further down on it. And creates a culture where something as simple as that is becoming faux pas, and that in general integration is no longer acceptable. And that as a result, no matter who you are, you're becoming more of a target of a society who is now very concerned with whom you involve yourself with.

Which I guess has always been the issue. But it certainly wasn't this blunt or pervasive.
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>>36530180
>Anyone else notice that these days, at least here in America, it's harder for people of different races to be together?
Depends on where you live and if such movements have gained any traction or not. A group will most likely always find opposition due to disagreements.
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>>36530180
races are normie concept, we robots don't give a fuck about that go back to r the donald

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Do all white women secretly crave black cock?
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>>36530178
God I wish I could buy a BLACKED sports bra and panties.
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>>36530216
Is that you thomas?
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Like I crave good dungeon crawler rpgs

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Why does 2007 to now just feel like one long year?
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>>36530168
Because memory is sorted by different events

When you do the same thing everyday it becomes a blur, one big folder of the same pictures over and over. Duplicates go to the bin immediately
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digital vacuum is
s u c c
all notable moments
s u c c
all historical striations
s u c c
all discernible movements
s u c c
all periodic reformations
s u c c
every human concept
s u c c
right down into the collective void of unconscious deremembrance
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>2007 was 10 years ago

I just handle this anymore.

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>you will never be cucked
>you will never have half your shit stolen
>you will never have children who hate you

What's so bad about being a virgin again?
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You can have sex without any of those things happening. Granted I'm a virgin myself, but the point stands.

Being single is pretty /comfy/ though, I must say. My cost of living is low, I've minimized risk by cutting myself off from others, and I've created my own fantasy world in my head. Feels good, lads.
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>you will never cum in a girl and trust her enough to get Plan B in the morning
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>>36530344
I used to be able to just relax and have complex adventures in my own head, but my new adhd meds made this almost impossible, and if I do, its always boring. I can't even retreat to my own head I'm pathetic

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>you will never stand guard in the watch tower of a cozy post-apocalyptic settlement with a young qt, watching the burnt landscape around you for signs of trouble
>you will never scavenge for supplies with her, relying on her and trusting her the way she trusts you
>you will never make love to her as the raiders close in in overwhelming numbers, knowing you are both going to die soon, sharing one last moment of intimacy as evil invades your world
>you will never fight beside her in battle, sacrificing yourself in the end to save her life

Why even live.
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Because your waifu is shit. A shit.
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>>36530166
Hey, anon, i think i remember you. Is that girl called 'Amanda'?
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>>36530166
What gayme?

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I quite enjoy tomato soup
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best soup desu
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>>36530161
People are always like OH CHICKEN NOODLE
No you uncultured swine tomato soup is optimal
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>>36530154
tomato soup is great with grilled cheese. and easy to make. a perfect meal for me.

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Is there any point in trying to find a gf if you are a KHV past 20? I'm pretty sure all females would find someone like that repulsive.
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If you haven't fucked at least two girls (in every hole) by the time you reach age 15 you may as well just kill yourself.
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Every day is great when your MEEEEEEEE
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>>36530096
Actual reply here.

The thing that hirls hatr about it is the fucking self pity and being a fucking autist about it. As long as you generally is a cool dude you should be good

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