>you will never be cucked >you will never have half your

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You can have sex without any of those things happening. Granted I'm a virgin myself, but the point stands.

Being single is pretty /comfy/ though, I must say. My cost of living is low, I've minimized risk by cutting myself off from others, and I've created my own fantasy world in my head. Feels good, lads.

>you will never cum in a girl and trust her enough to get Plan B in the morning

>>36530344
I used to be able to just relax and have complex adventures in my own head, but my new adhd meds made this almost impossible, and if I do, its always boring. I can't even retreat to my own head I'm pathetic

>>36530794
>Taking Jew D H D meds

>>36530382
thats disgusting. birth control is for whores who try to bury daddy issues by spending his money on college classes

>>36531117
I'm even worse off them, I just want to lay down and then I can't just lay there, even watching tv requires too much effort, and I just want to keep eating junk food, and I end up sleeping for an ungodly amount of time, and my head feels cloudy as shit.