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>>36637125
When was the last time you fucked?

>>36637125
When they conceived Barron.

I bet she has about a dozen bulls.

>>36637143
Just because she's his son doesn't mean he's Trump's son, lol

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I guess that's a 'no' then.
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This is Australia's fault

>>36637068
Dunners fag reporting in

>>36637036
Semi-attractive social anxiety ridden wannabe-gf right here. How serious is this offer and where do you live?

>>36637064
Semi srs. I live in Texas. How qt are you. I workout and have s good body and decent facial aesthetics are you qt at least.

>>36637092
I'm kinda chubby but my chest and hips are both oversized so I don't end up looking fat just, I guess, thick?

I might be willing to exchange pics if you can convince me this isn't just a ploy to mock robogirls

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yes. really really.

>>36637027
>only work 2 days a week
>make 500$

Feels good, man.

>>36637204
You bastard.
You at least better be sucking aids cock or something.

>>36636974
ask them to please stay off your property, set up cameras and when you collect evidence report them for tresspassing with the evidence

>>36636974
Leave some expensive shit in your yard or on/in your car and then film them stealing it. Give video to police, or blackmail the neighbours into giving you money and leaving you alone in exchange for not getting them arrested.

>>36636974
you could also poison their pets if they have any

>>36636944
you don't need to do all that, just never bring your gender up in the first place. Why is your gender relevant anyways?

>Be female

Why are you already lying?

>>36637010
Because the company is so masculine. It's all bro this and bitches that, muh dick.
If the conversation was gender neutral I'd get that it wouldn't be relevant, and sometimes that's the case, but I'd be actively hiding and lying otherwise and I think that's pretty sad.

>>36636914
>Hey /R9K/ I'm in Japan right now, you guys like Japan right?
>What would you do if you were me?
Probably find some cute Japanese boy to creampie me and become my bf and marry me desu
Idk if you would want to do that

>>36636914
I dunno. Get a job probably.

>>36636914
take a picture of some random kawaii thing timestsmp and post
>otherwise I call bull shit

>>36636899
Be an intelligent white man, not a dumb nigger who can't figure out how to chamber a bullet

>>36636929
>Be an intelligent white man
How?

>>36636950
Kill yourself and hope reincarnation works out if you're not already

>>36636887
forget, they probably barely remember this, it hardly traumatized them as they didn't even know u irl

An online friend of mine faked her own death and I would be immediately forgiving of her is she came back and tried to be close again, though this was after eight years of friendship, not three months.

I say to apologize. If this has continued to haunt her at all (and it might), it will make her feel better. If she moved on and stopped caring about this long ago, then no harm done because there's no scabs to pick at.

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>>36636887
Forget it. I doubt they even remember let alone care. Leave the past in the past op

>>36636856
If you like things in your ass you should probably put a dick in your ass. This is basic logic. Are you incapable of basic logic?

Stupid fucking moron faggot.

i'd give it a go, anon
life is too short not to take some dick

Youll get HIV, AIDS and then you have my permission to die.

Reminder that Gay and bisexual men accounted for 83% of new HIV diagnoses.

>>36636829
Yes,
because one time i found a god-tier hentai and i never found it ever again.
so now if i find something worth my time i'll make sure it stays in a special place :)

>>36636988
What if someone looks through your computer

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>>36637597
You can lock folders , look it up

white wine out of a goon box

>>36636826
>tfw been staying with my parents this last month so hardly had any alcohol

Can't wait to go back and just get drunk on vodka, really been craving it

Fucked up really bad on a job application. can't accept the job or even attend orientation because of the shift I chose, and public transport makes it impossible. drinking vodka and red wine right now. I can't even cancel the orientation, so if I want to apply in the future I'm sure me not showing up will raise a red flag or something. I've never wanted to die as much as I want to tonight

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They often say that the truth will set you free, we wonder what could it mean.

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It is amiss chaos that we seem to find ourselves.

>>36636822
What's this?

>>36636848
I'm not reading all that shit. Sum up who wrote it, when, and how you know it has been adopted by the jewish race.

>>36636790

repeatable af

i either dont eat or eat until i feel sick and throw everything up

but theres never satisfaction there

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It's a feel when you don't feel empty anymore.

dunno bro, it's kinda hard to describe the absence of feels

Well I've left, now I'm in a shopping centre food court

>tfw you can't talk to people, let alone a qt3.14 pixie cut

>>36637231
take a picture of yourself shaking a man's hand at the foodcourt, then post it here

>go to a reddit meetup