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>trap
>not twink
when will the goddamn trap meme end

>>39635204

>the virgin thrust

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Dress me up and do what you want with me anon

>having to pay gas money, a toll fee AND money for a hooker
>tfw you had to drive back with no puss
post pictures of the hooker

>>39635233
i know, my wife will be home by 10:20 so I didn't want to cut it too close, otherwise i would have waited until 8:30pm or even 9pm.

can't find her pics right now, she wasn't all that, but it was the most affordable offer at $200. I was planning to do her tonight and another girl for $250 tomorrow, but now maybe I can get a $500 girl since it's still within the budget, for tomorrow.

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What a twist, what should I say?

>>39634938
8 months ago, u got oneitis

>>39635472
I don't deny it
I believe it honestly

>>39634938
What exactly reminds you so much of him? Maybe there's something that's always making you think of him. If you find it, you may be able to stop thinking about him.
Or is it just like something that you think about everyday?
What kind of bands did he listen to?

Food Service Employment Checklist
Are you Mexican? No.
Are you a illegal immigrant? No
Do you know what the minimum wage is? Yes
Sorry, we are not looking for any new hires right now

>>39635210
Well that's okay champ, if they don't want a great worker like yourself we will just go onto the next place!
I hear Kozak's Gyros is hiring, we'll stop there next.

Dad, I want to take hormones and be a prostitute like all my online friends. Is that ok with you?

>>39634864
i would, but i don't use botnets

t. full blown robot

>>39634892
Anything else I could talk to you on then?

God dammit Tony. I'm a fucking normie you pos.

stop just become a chad nobody wants someone prison gay long term

if you're prison gay you'l just be used as a cocksleeve by whatever woman or dominant feminine guy you meet just man up and become chad only masc guys will want you as a long term partner and i know you're prison gay anon you're wasting your time trying to become cute

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Wearing pantyhose feels amazing, wish I could do it more often T-T.

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This will be the 13th

These are threads for traps, not trannies though. I thought /lgbt/ had mixed feelings on them anyway.

it really needs to stop, there was a meta post about 6 months ago where everyone wanted the mods to remove this shit and all the trannies had complete fucking meltdowns that everyone was sick of the spam. i barely post here anymore because it's just tranny thread after tranny thread. fucking remove this shit

Who cares? Honestly do you care? You'll see them again later.

Stop making the same shitty fucking threads, STOP IT PLEASE

Reassuring that there is just a little bit of fairness in the world after all

>>39634601
Man, I should get into contact with that one druggie friend again
maybe I can get my hands on some cheap joints to smoke in solitude

I'm off in an hour. Going to load a bowl and keep watching Robotech when I get home.

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got baked about 20 minutes ago.

Got baked earlier too.

I did not expect my late 20s to be like this.

The little boy in the back

i want to drown them both t b h

>>39634578
rights closer to my type

who else planning to die tonight? just going to stand at the coast near the river and let the current take me

Naples here, I live inland enough and wasn't worried until the course change. I was still in town until Friday, but my grandma bought all of us plane tickets to come see her today+escape the storm.
Posting from New York.

>>39634748
i feel liek youre lying
poser
>>39634757
word, i sure wish it would keep heading west and hit houston again, that shit would be hilarious

>>39634454
Nigger just pay some doctors to do it.

>>39634454
How 'bout a doctor? A dentist?
A teacher! Doesn't have to be a friend, mate.

>>39634454
doesnt have to be a friend, just someone who vaguely knows you exist

5/10

decent I guess from what I can tell congrats faggot

She's a whore. She's a whoooorrrreeee. IM TELLING YOU RIGHT NOW THAT GIRLS A FUCKING *WHORE*

>>39634435
Those trees in the background look fine as fuck

Rent out a lane and go bowling dude. Whats too it? Are you 21 yet? Buy a beer!

>>39634379
They prob just don't like bowling OP.

>>39634379
I'd bowl with you op. I love it. Although I can't say I'm very good.

>>39634447
This.

>>39634368
Me too brother

orangina

I am also 6"x5" friends.

>>39634368
I wish I could cuddle you and comfort your small penis baby :(