HURRICANE

who else planning to die tonight? just going to stand at the coast near the river and let the current take me

Naples here, I live inland enough and wasn't worried until the course change. I was still in town until Friday, but my grandma bought all of us plane tickets to come see her today+escape the storm.
Posting from New York.

>>39634748
i feel liek youre lying
poser
>>39634757
word, i sure wish it would keep heading west and hit houston again, that shit would be hilarious

>>39634817
death is just a final resting place and I'm am very tired. i dont have anymore energy left

>>39634851
thats all well adn good im just saying i doubt youd do it. Which you shouldnt.

>>39634748
So long space cowboy. Just remember to do a flip into the current

>>39634932
yeah ive been practicing my backflips

really hoping this thing keeps moving west

>>39634555
Tarpon Springs here and me and my family are in D-zone so we are chill but fully good and ready to take this irma bitch on.

Jacksonville reporting in. I wanted to ride it out but I live with my parents and they made me leave with them.
I hope it hits Jax.

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>>39635250
I hope Irma takes you & families up to heaven. At the very least utterly devastating your properties and decimating your economies.

>>39635277
haha ya
good one xDDDDDD
>>39635235
Dude are you really in D?
That shit looks like its right on the coast

>>39635329
D-zones are also in closer inland as well. As said im in Tarpon but im closer inland. Besides me and my family lived through 2 other level 3/4 hurricanes so this is a pony ride.

>>39635374
>As said im in Tarpon but im closer inland
ok cause when i googled it it looked like a prime target.
Would you say a lot of this is hyper? or is this gonna fuck our shit up?

>>39634748
Stream it, at least something valuable will come of your life.

>>39635277
Dude you sure got me

>>39635518
Honestly, from the bottom of my heart -- I hope you become hurricane victims. Florida deserves all of this.

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>>39634757
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>>39635518
>be Floridian
>Get killed by some water

hey is mcdonalds open?

>>39635654
Why do you think there's an evacuation?
Who would live somewhere where McDonald's is closed

I am in Miami, doing alright. Staying at a family member's house, should have brought more food.

>>39635923
post nudes
What have you eaten so far?

where my 239 robro anons at

>>39636508
say city name dude i dont got that shit memorized

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>>39636542
>doesn't know his area code

I live on New Providence, we only got trop storm winds here
have fun, Florida

>>39636059
>post nudes
W-what?
>What have you eaten so far?
Pork, cuban bread, and chips. Too much junk food desu.

>>39636568
I dont know yours fag, just say the city name how hard is that?
>>39636628
>Pork, cuban bread, and chips. Too much junk food desu.
sounds delicious
>W-what?
Of youre family obviously. Hurricane bunkers are like caged heat. If you want to fuck your mom nows the time.

>>39634555
I'm in tampa. staying in my dorm at usf

>>39637122
im in tampa too m8, we riding it out. 3rd floor apartment full of windows, hopefully ok

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>>39637344
Did they board up any windows at all?
Suprised they let you stay buy i guess if you live there they cant make you go.

From georgia here, both class and work are canceled monday and tuesday... comfy af

>>39637587
no they havent boarded anything. we keep getting email updates and they said no required evac yet

>>39637618
find you some little stacy and get real comfy.

>>39636628
>cuban bread
spic scum

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what are my fellow neets/shutins doing? you riding it out or having to go to a shelter?

>>39637615
>From georgia here
But this is a thread about Florida

>>39637692
It is miami, what do you expect?

>>39637692
>>39637723
>you have to be spic to eat the food
I guess i cant eat pasta, tacos or sushi anymore.

>>39637709
Fuck you man i just wanted to contribute to a thread, why do you have to ruin my perfectly fine afternoon faggot

>>39637768
its just bants calm down, not him btw
>>39637695
where you at? im riding it out near tampa

>>39637768
because you're a sensitive faggot posting irrelevant information

>>39637756
>I guess i cant eat pasta, tacos or sushi anymore.
No, you can't.

I'm not really too worried other than possibly not having power for a while, I survived the 2000s hurricane seasons and those motherfuckers tore our asses up something awful.

Anyone else in Pasco? Want to meet up and pool our money for an apartment if our shit gets decimated?

Want to at least throw bathing suits on and get drunk in the street rivers?

>>39637785
between clearwater and largo. pretty spooked don't want my power going out at night.

>>39637756
Yes you can't because that is cultural appropriation.

>>39637587
nah windows not boarded just sandbags at entrances

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>>39634555
Oh boy oh boy I sure am glad I live in St Petersburg.
I'm going to fucking die aren't I.
I'm going to die in my fucking parents basement even though we sandbagged around the base of the house to prevent flooding.
And knowing my luck my kukri won't be enough to handle looters even if I survive.
Fuck this I'm riding out the storm and watching the metric fuckton of anime I filled up an external hard drive with. And I'm going to play my VN backlog on mobile which can be charged in cars.
Technically if Irma kills me it means she took my virginity finally.
At least palm trees are anchored to the ground so they don't rip up and fall on my house
Florida is a fucking meme state its too damned hot and hurricanes happen too often.
I wouldn't be in this situation if I lived in a nice state like Vermont or Alaska or New York.
Life isn't fair I hate this.
Go ahead and laugh at me, foreign anons and anons lucky enough to live in nicer places. Laugh at my pain. I might try to set up a livestream of the hurricane arriving late tomorrow if I can.

>>39637993
>kukri
>VN backlog
>metric fuckton of anime
I see you are a gentleman of refined taste. Do you study the blade?

Tampa here

everyone who evacuated that doesn't live in a flood zone is an actual retard believing into the media hype. a few shingles will come off your roof, wow.

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>>39638033
>reddit memes
I can't afford guns, I don't collect blades I just have that one for self defense.
Also normies get the fuck out this is a weeb website.

>>39638061
calm down dude i was just busting your little balls.

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>>39638101
The hurricane is already doing that. You would be stressed out too if you were stuck in my position.

>>39638117
nigger im st petersburg. about to make a convenience store run actually. want some snacks

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>>39638143
If thats the case I hope you do alright in the storm anon. I've already stockpiled pretty hard and the wind is already picking up so I'm staying under cover until this whole thing blows through. I have a stack of canned soups and water jugs that can last a few weeks if it needs to.
I hope you're ready in case the looters show up, we need people to keep them out. I can only cover my own house because all I have is a currynigger blade.

>>39638191
Pasco here, running a 91/30 Mosin and Bersa Thunder, decent count for both.

I really don't want to shoot anybody but I'm castle doctrining like a motherfucker if they pull any shit.

>>39638191
I think you will be fine as long as you don't have many basketball Americans around.

>>39638191
Im in a housing plan with a gate. Actually going over to the hospital tomorrow for shelter, my mother is a nurse there and is making time and a half just to sleep there tonight.

>>39638227
Good luck anon. Our demographics are rougher than yours so you might be better off than me and the other St Petersburg anon. Plus you're more inland and not surrounded by the Gulf and the Bay on both sides. If the flooding hits my sandbags will be getting work.
>>39638255
This is not encouraging.

>>39638320
That's probably the safest place to be desu. Plus they keep the power on at all costs for the hospital so if you bring your handhelds/laptops/whatever you could hunker down.

New York here. Hurricane Sandy sucked, by it didn't really do much to my family due to where I was. Just the power cutting out for a week, me and my familiy sleeping downstairs just in case a tree crashed through the second story, and a tree falling on the road. We got unlucky and our power box got fucked (not from the tree falling on the road) so after the storm, we still had the power out for about a week whilst everyone else was sitting back and relaxing. In total, about 2 weeks of no power. Well, I think we had a generator, so technically, we had power. Maybe idk. Hope all of you that are riding the storm make it out alive. Godspeed, anons.

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>tfw power is starting to go out

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>>39638413
See you on the other side, anon. Take care of yourself.

>>39638413
Stay safe, who knows when it will come back.

All of you, best of luck, I'll probably be standing out in it tomorrow recording in my bathing suit.

>>39634555
Tampa. I live in a nice house because my parents have money.

>>39638401
>>39638191
just got back from snack run. Only found 1 arab place open. About to cook up some raw shrimp in butter as well. Comfy as fuck.

>>39638738
Your nice house won't matter when its flooded you spoiled faggot.

>>39638738
Tampa floods during a regular rainfall. Are you sure you want to brag about that right now?

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>>39638413
i want to shitpost till my power goes out

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>>39638845
>tfw the St. Petersburg Publix did BOGO wine and liquor before the storm
I'm scared as fuck but at least I'm going to be comfy with me weebshit

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>Trying to find good livestreams
>Several have been knocked out

Pretty spooky.

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>>39638904
Look for /ourguy/ Jeff Piotrowski to start streaming live in 4K from wherever the eye decides to land.

>>39638808
I'm not in Zone A

>>39638808
Lmao look at this butt hurt poor nigga

Maybe when the hurricane has died off you can convince the gov to pay you to help out with disaster relief

>>39638867
the Kona Ale my Publix had on sale is surprisingly decent

>>39639004
I'm not even poor, I have a nice place, but how nice a place is, is irrelevant when a fucking hurricane is coming you idiot

>>39639004
Everybody screencap this comment for when this guys house floods and he comes on here bitching about it. He somehow thinks his big fluffy McMansion can somehow ward off flood waters and category 4-5 winds.

>>39638867
i wanna toke up before storm hits. is it good idea to be drunk during hurricane?

>>39639120
Not really. But what are you going to do? Fistfight the hurricane? If your shit is already prepared just drink and smoke and put up with the storm as best you can. Don't start until the power goes out though.

>>39638845
>>39638867
got a pub sub last night, chicken tendy of course.

I'm in Tampa. I stayed put.

I'm 26 years old. No kids, no gf, very few friends. I'm not sitting in hours of traffic to protect my worthless life from like a 1% chance of actually dying.

Anyone in NPR wanna get drunk?

Blacks already looting.

http://www.fox13news.com/news/local-news/two-arrested-for-looting-evacuated-home-deputies-say

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>>39639448
A kukri will be enough to defend my parents house, r-right?

>>39639168
why wait till power goes out?

>>39639537
It needs to last longer, and for now I have shitposting.

>>39639448
dindu nuffin

original 123

>>39634555
In West Beach Palm waiting for Irma to hit us. Got any questions ?

305 fag here

too bad it missed us, now we getting the weak side of the storm. while the west coast fags get the stronger part

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I live in the east side of Orlando. Not gonna be in the path directly. But I'm still frightened, I'm dealing with this by myself. I've only been living alone for a month.

>>39639635
You'll be alright anon, there's gonna be some physical damage but it's not like a tree is gonna come through your place.

You may be without power for a week, though. We all probably will be.

Anyone else legit scared? I can't stop shaking and I feel like crying

>>39639635
Just wondering, what's the point in moving out if you don't have a gf? Did your parents kick you out or something?

>>39639653
girl?
>>39639592
you in a bunker? whose all with you?

>>39639661
Bunker ? Nah, I'm on the second floor of a gated apartment with my mom and dad.

>>39639646
Thanks for the reassurance. I hope power comes back on soon if it were to get killed. Otherwise I'll be bored as heck.

>>39639661
yes? i didn't think that would make it obvious saying that.

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>>39639653
I'm this anon >>39637993 and yes I'm completely terrified. I'm trying to just relax and open a bunch of tabs to distract myself. Then I'm drinking until this whole thing is over and done with.

>>39639646
>You may be without power for a week, though. We all probably will be.
Not the guy you replied to, but this is going to suck.

I think I'll ask to work tons of OT when my office re-opens. Might as well be at work making money instead of sitting in a dark house with a flashlight.

Sucks to be in Florida when the HAARPicane comes through

>>39639731
I want to just sleep it out in my closet. I don't know what to do or if that even is a good spot to hide. I was going to set up comfy fort in there and play 3ds.

>>39639687
>mom and dad
Is she hot? Nudes?
>>39639725
>i didn't think that would make it obvious saying that
Really? People here are weird not girly men.
>thinking of you scared and hurting
Nudes?

>>39639487
My parents are anti-gun, so the only thing I have to defend our household is my pocketknife collection and my own two hands. My knives are high quality and I'm decently /fit/, but I'm not sure I can handle a large group of looters if they target our house. My parents are in their 60s and sick, so I'm the only defense this house has.

>>39639731
wait youre a girl an have a kukri? explain that

>>39639772

The fuck is up with ask for you nudes ? Watch some /gif/ or something.

>>39639635
Make sure you have plenty of drinking water Anon

>>39639772
no nudes ;~; </3

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>>39639794
haha chill dude i was just wondering if your mom was a braphog. This hurricane has me horny as fuck

>>39639790
No I'm a guy. I never implied I was a grill anywhere learn2read anon.

anyone sad they couldn't get mcdonalds or chinese food the past few days?

>>39639821
>learn2read anon
ohh when you said you were completely terrified i thought you were that girl
>>39639802
are you actualyl shaking though? Kinda hard to believe.

>>39639820

Why don't go down to Miami and fuck Irma ?

>>39639843

The Mcdonalds in my area was opened and had a long line.

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>>39639843
>new McDonalds under construction near my house
>its almost finished
>about to have easy walking access to my favorite fast food
>fucking hurricane shows up
>its probably going to destroy the incomplete structure
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>>39639875
>Why don't go down to Miami and fuck Irma ?
shell be here in st pete soon enough
>>39639884
mcds is your favorite?????

>>39639922
dem nuggies are LITERALLY to die for

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>>39639922
I have simple tastes and I like the burgers and nuggets.

>>39639843
I got Wendy's Friday night. They closed the inside dining room area, so you had to drive through. It was like a 20 minute wait and they didn't even have any ketchup left.

Never again during a hurricane.

>>39639949
>>39639961
I hope to god you arent implying theyre better than chic fil a nuggies
also baconator best burger

>>39639922
I can't wait to see footage of you trying to fuck Irma but instead you drowns in her lust of being a cunt. But all jokes aside, prepare yourself because I told my mom to put my uncle's sword in living room just in case of looters but thinks I'm crazy.

>>39639978
Don't know about nuggies, but PDQ has the best tendies.

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>>39639978
Chick-fil-a won't fucking open for me on Sundays. They can fuck off unless they let me have my nuggets every day of the week whenever I want them.
Give me double quarter pounders with extra cheese and big macs any day senpai

am i safe near jax, not evacuating cause fuck that why

>>39640000
Camping out at a VA hospital cause my mom is a nurse. Plus our place is in a gated housing plan. Good warning though.
>>39640014
>PDQ
never even heard of it till just now
>>39640028
So youd rather eat garbage 7 days a week instead of the best food 6 days a week???

>>39639978
never tried chic fil a ones. what would you guys rate them?

>>39640073
You are in good hands bro. Got any shit to defend yourself ?

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>>39640073
>the best food
I'll go to Chick-fil-a when they start hiring ugly people. I can't stand for this discrimination.

>>39640082
theyre the best easy
>>39640105
>Got any shit to defend yourself ?
at a VA hospital? Theres cops and national guard everywhere dude.
>>39640122
thats the best part. Same with publix check out girls.

>>39640073
www.eatpdq.com

A robot's paradise.

>>39640154

Good to know bro. Good luck and be careful of the looters

>>39640156
im gonna hit this place up for sure
>>39640209
same best of luck

> Hurricane losing strenght
> probably gonna kill less than 20 people
Fuck this shit. I was hyped for nothing. Now i'm bored.

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>>39640232
Oh I'm so sorry I might actually survive and disappoint you anon.
>>39640154
Publix didn't hire me so I had to start selling mattresses instead because the pretty places didn't want me. I'm not bitter against Publix though.

>>39639802
Sleep tight Rumi

>>39640232
Looting niggers are going to kill more people than this lame ass hurricane

>>39634555

Hey, I have relatives in Hollywood. Anyone knows how bad is there?

>>39640261
>ublix didn't hire me so I had to start selling mattresses instead because the pretty places didn't want me
jesus christ thats funny. You a girl? if youre a guy they take ugly shelf stockers. In fact ive never not seen an ugly guy working there. I think they like the contrast.

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>>39640314
Nah I'm a guy. And the mattress gig pays way better since you get commission. Mattresses cost $800-$4000 usually and you get 15% of every sale in commission on top of minimum wagecuck pay. I actually make good money even though I was a neet until two years ago at 23.

>tfw victoria justice's family lives in florida
I wonder if they will die. Also kek at Richards Branson getting his island obliterated, karma for shitty ISP and virgin mobile tariff fucking me about.

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>>39640377
>tfw thinking about all the billionaires on their private islands being slammed by the storm

Well well well...

>>39640351
Neat, how much would you say you make per month?
>>39640377
>>39640407
didnt even think about that, pretty funny.

If anyone gets looted remember to offer them some orange drank and a nice sloppy blowjob.

>>39640122
>I'll go to Chick-fil-a when they start hiring ugly people
I knew something was off about it. There is only one around me. In the North

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>>39640474
>how much would you say you make per month?
It varies a lot. I can make as much as $8,000 if I make a lot of sales. And selling mattresses is easy if you know how to make someone want a new one. Just talk about cooling foam layers and throw around fancy terminology for trademarked layerings of padding and people tend to get excited. Make them lay on it and throw in a free cooling pillow with the purchase. Point them to a mattress which goes at the same rate for queen and king then show them a slightly better one that charges $700 more for the king so they buy and I make more. Easy tricks really, even an autist can do it.

>>39640590
>I can make as much as $8,000 if I make a lot of sales
damn wtf?!
Is selling mattresses the next big robot secret?

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>>39640616
No it can also be as low as making the common $12 hourly wage. Which is still not bad for a wagecuck position. You just get on a roll sometimes with sales. And people typically hate you because you're a salesman so your autism won't make them hate you more. Its like a hack. This is one of the few places where the firm handshake and eye contact meme will actually help. For sales, not applications.

>>39640616
Average yearly income is $47,000 and you only deal with 5-10 customers every day. Its like retail on easy mode without having to ride around with faggots test driving cars every day.