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Okay champ, it's time for you to get a job. I'll drive you around town to all the restaurants, they're hiring right now since everyone is going back to school.
All you gotta do is go inside, ask to speak to the manager on shift, look him in the eyes, and give him a firm handshake. It's as easy as that.
I hear The Paisley Pig is looking for a dishwasher, so that'll be our first stop.
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Food Service Employment Checklist
Are you Mexican? No.
Are you a illegal immigrant? No
Do you know what the minimum wage is? Yes
Sorry, we are not looking for any new hires right now
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>>39635210
Well that's okay champ, if they don't want a great worker like yourself we will just go onto the next place!
I hear Kozak's Gyros is hiring, we'll stop there next.
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Dad, I want to take hormones and be a prostitute like all my online friends. Is that ok with you?
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you should post this to /r/lostgeneration
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>>39634874
I miss the hell out of these posts. COME BACK
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