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HAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAAHHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAH
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>>36737672
Best thing I saw all week. It was confirmed real and screenshotted by thousands, yet trumpbots still try to say it was fake. Hilarious to see the mental gymnastics /pol/tards will go to for their "god emperor."
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I don't get it, what's the gif?
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>>36737749
Proof or fuck off fagg
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>"Anon, why don't you have a girlfriend?"
How do you respond?
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Because I'm only 23 and bald, have a shit job and live with my parents
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because im a depressed retard about to kill himself.
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I usually say "who in their right mind would want to date me?"
They nervously laugh because they know that I know the correct answer is "no one"
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Can we get a trippy gifs thread going? I'm super high right now and would appreciate it.
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>>36737615
This one is one of my original favorites op
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>>36737713
Wow so pretty anon :)
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kek is not original
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So I just failed my Calc 2 class in college and am about to leave next week to take it again in a summer class. Anyone have any stories about failing classes? Retaking them? How to overcome?
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>>36737505
I withdrew from a Physics class instead of failing it. It was okay, because the next time I took it, I got a good professor.
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I passed my 1st and 2nd year in uni with 75%+ marks on everything.
Then I went into 3rd year and began failing all my classes.
Now I have 2 years of debt and kicked out of university lmao.
Oh well, it isn't like I leave the house anyway, it's not like I would have got a job with the degree.
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>>36737505
did you use your schools math center.
this was only for calc 1 but I would work on the practice test 1 week before we had the real test in the class.
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So i was just thinking robots. I thought: wow my life fucking sucks, i should probably kill myself, to try and get lucky in another life. But then i thought: what happens if there isnt another life? I am an atheist after all. I sincerely doubt there is a heaven, and reincarnation ive been thinking would be pretty unlikely as well. I dont want to not exist in some void simply doing nothing, either. But what if people who commit suicide get punished in the afterlife? What if i get born in Ethiopia where i dont have all my privileges? I dont want to waste my life, but i cant make it better and it simply sucks. Im scared of killing myself, but i hate living. What do you robots think what happens after death?
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why does it even matter
even if you're reincarnated as some nigger in some shit hole and get aids and die at 8, you won't have any recollection of your previous life and wont know what you missed out on
so its pointless
if you wanna die just die overthinking the rest is redundant
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>>36737491
>try and get lucky in another life
Don't kid yourself
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>>36737491
>another life
Hahahah no.
You only got one shot and when your done that's it.
Lights out.
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>haven't showered in 2 weeks
>too unmotivated to get up, take off my clothes, get in the shower, shampoo and soap, get out, dry off, find some underwear and socks that are the least dirty, and get back in bed
Anyone else have this problem?
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I did that, but in the morning I said "fuck it" and took a shower. Became a habit and have felt cool and clean ever since. Feels good.
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>>36737503
I don't have any clean underwear or socks though, so I feel more content staying "dirty" then getting out clean and having my cleanliness ruined by dirty underwear and socks. Plus I know if I get in the shower i will be stuck in here for like 10 min cause i like the warm water
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>>36737468
no
you're pathetic you faggot
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Is it possible to specialize and own companies for multiple types of bussinesses?
I really want to produce and sell music as my main career and have a music studio and try and own labels but there's a lot of things I want to learn to do as a skill and slowly work towards hiring employees and starting small shops. I want to grow pot, repair/buy and sell cell phones and other electronics, I want to do somethjng with blacksmithing like make custom weapons and sell other types of weapons and other metal things worth money.
After that I wanna learn businesses practices and how to do stuff with money and invest and I want to look into domestic and international investments where the product sells for a lot more in other areas but is cheap in one. I want to open up little small businesses on the sides like resteraunts, pizza shops, bars, stuff like that and I want to own media outlets so I can make money just advertising shit for people and I want to learn general trading with stuff like cars and houses and other stuff worth money or bought in bulk and sold for money but I want to start off cheaply with something like Pokemon cards or somethjng when I have money to mess around with if I make any. I also want to open up illegal business or scams like buy drug houses and pay people from the ghetto to make and sell shit.
When I own my own businesses I want to be fairly aquianted with the product and business of it so I can constantly keep an eye on it and make major decisions along with a crew instead of having advisors lead everything I built.
I have so many things I want to do I can't even decide on just a few and I change my mind every couple hours on what I do. I've had all the time being neet to research my shit and I still have a lot to learn and I spent a lot of my life learning money management.
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Ever heard of this God amongst men?
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>>36737449
Yes I have just recently actually. Does he own more than just the space stuff?
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>i wanna hire a bunch of middlemen to run low-margin businesses that i know nothing about
this is pretty stupid dude. A guy who runs a restaurant works super fucking hard just to make enough profit to support himself and his family. If you hire a guy to do what you as the owner would normally do, you're basically going to pay him the profit that you would make on the business to run the business. Assuming it actually succeeds, which it won't because most businesses fail.
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Would you date a girl without arms?
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Fuck no, the second amendment is a constitutional right you fucking commie.
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>>36737393
is that a tranny without arms?
kek
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>>36737393
I'd date a girl, how about that?
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I need your advice robots
>be me
>in class
>loud fat nigger woman being nigger
>does this every fucking day
>get fed up
>shes being loud as usual once
>"shut up you ape"
>I say this clear as day
>everyone in the class heard it
>i dont really care too much because majority of the class feels the same
>dumb nigger talking about how I am a racist for the remaining 30 minutes of class, and other dumb oppressed nigger shit
>Says she'll "sock me in the jaw"
>im /fit/ so i laugh it off, not scared of this coon
What should i do if the monkey tries anything?
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Nothing. If you get into a fight with someone after being rascists it's your ass, and it's a woman too, so you'll have to let her beat your ass or go to prison.
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>>36737333
tell her it's not because of her skin color but because of her behavior, that way you can't get expelled for being racist and it shuts her up for awhile
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>>36737333
If she actually assaults you just call the police and have her arrested.
Alternatively, you could stand your ground at her if your state allows that
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I wish there were more spree killers in the world.
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>>36737242
Then you don't you go out there and do something about it?
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>>36737242
You are sick. You are evil. You are disgusting to say such a thing. What the fuck is wrong with you?
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>>36737242
shoot up a school then.
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I really crave other people's attention
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>>36737216
(you)
orgy
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>>36737216
Me too, have a (you) as long as you promise to give me one in return
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>>36737216
Do you ever realize how little of our intention comes through anonymous message board posting?
I hope my posts don't come off as spooky when I tell people to kill themselves.
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Hayley Williams in the Hard Times MV is my perfect waifu
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AEB6ibtdPZc
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Paramore makes me feel tingly and sad
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CLAIMING QT MUSICFU
SHE'S MINE REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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Used to know a guy that claimed he fucked her before she got famous, also knew a guy that was babysat by her
>walk over the bridge at my uni to my favorite spot near the river
>love going everyday and feeding the turtles and birds and squirrels, relaxing in the sun to birds chirping
>sitting in the grass near the river, been playing with a baby bird who cant fly yet for the last few days
>he sits in the grass and hops around, scared at first but he came and sat next to me yesterday
>name him Karl
>sit there for hours to make sure that nothing hurts him, his mother flies around and gives him food when im not near him
>sitting looking at the river with karl next to me
>path to the bridge is right near im sitting
>hear blaring rap music coming from the distance, some garbage like future or something
>6'4 giant black guy (not fat, but big and strong)from my art class named JaQuan
>sees me sitting with Karl
>comes over
>"hey anon was good man whatchu doin with this stupid bird"
>as I turn my head around to nervously talk to him, he soccer kicks Karl down the river bank to the mud
>JaQuan chuckling like black guys do in roast videos when they're making fun of someone
>start tearing up, rage pent up but too fat and short to actually do anything
>try to say "hey asshole" but just comes out as mumbling as im crying
>he looks at me like Im a zoo animal and walks onto the bridge with his music still blaring
>run down the muddy riverbed
>karl laying lifeless near the water, looks like his necks broken
>dig a little grave down the river, sobbing as I carry him with me
>come back with a cut off cardboard box that says "karl" on it and plant it down
why the FUCK are normies like this. WHY. WHY. WHY. WHY. WHY. WHY. WHY. WHY. WHY. WHY. WHY. WHY. WHY. WHY. WHY. WHY. WHY. WHY. WHY. WHY. WHY. WHY. WHY. WHY. WHY. WHY. WHY. WHY. WHY. WHY. WHY. WHY. WHY. WHY. WHY. WHY. WHY. WHY. WHY. WHY.
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>>36737115
Nigger aren't normies. Also this didn't happen
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>>36737115
Did this actually happen? I'm crying too now anon. Rest In Peace Karl I love you little bird. I love you anon
I'm so sorry that happened my condolences friend
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>>36737115
This is funny as shit lmao. That what you get weirdo.
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Would you collect orbiters if you were a female?
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>>36736976
its very tempting, but i wouldnt want to hurt any robot for my personal gain.
They(we) have it hard enough already.
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>>36736976
most likely be exactly the same way I am now whether I end up being attractive or not
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I am female and no I do not.
> stretch marks are coming back
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>>36736969
>stretch marks never left
also
>6969
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>weigh 112lb
>5'10
>have stretch marks all up my thighs and a little on my waist
how
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stretch marks never leave, you're just getting new ones