>"Anon, why don't you have a girlfriend?"

Because I'm only 23 and bald, have a shit job and live with my parents

because im a depressed retard about to kill himself.

I usually say "who in their right mind would want to date me?"
They nervously laugh because they know that I know the correct answer is "no one"

Because my hand doesn't talk back

I do tho

oregon

>>36737635
by girlfriend do you mean feminine penis?

Check my facebook likes and you'll see why you fucking spying faggot

>>36737635
Just look at me. Do you think any girl would want to be with me?

>eat family dinner at a house only half a mile away
>they know for a fact i'll get up and leave without a scene if someone says dumb shit to me because i've done it before
>don't have to worry about stupid questions

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>proceed to show them a picture of latest clothing trends among women
>they all go quiet and eat silently for 10 minutes, then uncle starts talking about sports

24 year old socially retarded virgin NEET with self-esteem so low it's half way to China

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Possible answers I would give in that situation pic relaited

>Do I look like I have any luck with love?
>Shut up you wanna be pimp and pass me the ketchup
>Dont you think too much. I think there are alot women in the sea for me. Wish me luck.
>Guess because I am too boring for dem girls.
>Waaaaaay to ask chad, we get it. You are pimp. We know. Now why dont you have married her yet?

nothing provocing, just being advocado

>>36737635
>I have school to focus on and I don't have time for drama.

This is literally how I responded

why is cuckerberg there

>>36737791
crikey man, post an example of the pic you'd show them

>5'8"
>Poor social skills
>Boring as hell
>No gainz
>No confidence
>Tremendous anxiety

>>36737635
*point to my face*

"That's why."

>>36737635
Because life is a party and I'm not invited.

>>36737635
Zuckerberg has the most lifeless, unsettling face I've ever seen.

>>36737635
because we live in a society that is at war with men and the idea of men while coddling women constantly
because I have basically no rights in a relationship, will always be determined to be at fault in any altercation, and will be denied help if she ever decides to abuse me
because if I did and she was awful to me, people would find that more funny than sad enough to help out

because women these days want a guy who will do everything for them while being a model and intellectual while they rot on their fat ass and watch netflix

that's about the gist of what I tell my family and they stopped asking the question about 2 years ago

"I'm too busy with my job, and have other things to worry about in my life then having a gf right now."

Which is half true. I'm a NEET so have no job. But I am trying to find a job, so that is my current problem in my life right now.

Normies seem to back off after I say that. Only time this didn't work was when they asked me "like what things are you worried about?" So I have to think of something to comeback with.
That rarely happens unless they are just that nosy.

>23
>live with parents
>going to community college
>afraid of trying
>literally a fucking loser

>Zuckerberg is a billionaire
>this is what he eats

why even have the money then. shit I seen guys at the soup kitchen eating better meals than this shit. Plastic cups and forks. seriously zuckerberg

Because I'm ugly.Girls used to call me ugly, until they saw my bank balance.Now they call me ugly and poor.

>>36737635
Women abhore me. Be kind and let me settle into a life with no significant other. Im honestly kind of happy when no one points out my shortcomings.

>>36737635
"Hey, aren't you Mark Zuckerberg? Why am I on your family reunion?"

>>36737635
>Because I have three girlfriends. But I can't date them, because they're neighbors and they'll find out. So that's why I haven't changed my FB status, or have pictures of them or anything.
Maybe I should actually use that one next time.

>>36737897
Learn English before posting on an English forum.

>>36738380
>>36738344
>>36738117

note: this picture is from the other day. zuckerberg is not eating with his family. this is some random other family in ohio or somewhere. if you take him at his word, he literally just showed up and ate dinner with them and talked about their lives and shared human experiences or something.

zuckerberg is doing this thing where he's going all over the country to "meet people" and "get acquainted with the country" and various other phrases like that. he's showed up at factories for photo-ops and done like 5 minutes of work and left. there seems to be some kind of entourage of photographers following him around.

it is the most transparent "i am going to run for public office as soon as i can" move i have ever seen
everybody who covers this seems to agree, too.
idk if it's the presidency or just some local congressional race or what, but zuckerberg is REALLY actively trying to make the jump to politician.

the OP image is just one of many "totally not gonna run for office guys!" things the zucc has been up to

>>36738344
>mark cuckerjew goes to a family reunion
>such a jew that he doesnt pitch in any money for food
>forces grandma to slave over the stove for hours
>talks about his success and money at the dinner table
>family gives him looks like in OP's pic

My standards are too high and I'm not at all impressive enough for the girls I would want. It also probably wouldn't even work if I lowered my standards because I'm not at all appealing.

I have demanding career shit to do and my time is far better spent on that than trying to make the cut with some girl.

>>36738482
I do not understand. Cant you express yourself clearly enough in that language of yours you are apperantly good with? Learn to behave before you come in contact with any other human being, you cerebral downpour/downsyndrome aka. Troll

>>36738503
look at his face
he's seriously a reptid or some shit

>cause I don't? tf you want me to say

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My family stopped asking me when I was like 16.

They knew where this road was going.

"Can't bring myself to settle down."

Because I'm not a Chad nor am I a hyperextroverted beta.

It sucks but what can you do.

>>36737635
because i don't have one, why are you so interested in my sexual life anyways?

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>leftist Grandma insinuates I might be gay once at family gathering
>had a bit to drink
>lose my shit
>go on a tirade about how I think faggots are fucking disgusting
>everyone is shocked by my outburst and grandma calls me a homophobe

I don't want a girlfriend, I wouldn't even know what to do if I had one. Caring about someone and keeping them happy seems exhausting.

>>36737635
What the fuck?

That dining room is so tasteless; the tablecloth, the disposable cups and plates, the completely improvised on the spot outlay of the furniture

And these guys are billionaires

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>>36737635
I have intimacy anxiety and insane connection problems
sorry, i dont mean to be the way i am

I think I'm disabled by the fact that I almost find it compeltely unbelievable that I will have a gf

I'm not even fat or ugly but to me having a gf is like some fantasy pipe dream. The reality is that I probably could quite easily get one. I just don't believe I can. In my head getting a gf feels like about the same chance as being a millionaire by the end of the year.

I don't know what's wrong with me. it's like even if I got a gf I would feel like it's all fake and any second she would say "TRICKED YOU HAHA PRANKED"

Is that the zucc eating dinner with the soymasses?

>>36737635
Bitch, I'm Mark fucking Zuckerberg, I could buy all of you if I wanted.

>>36737635
happened to me last easter. I had a little too much wine and ended up going on a tirade about cultural marxism, female hypergamy and degeneracy and how it's all promoted by (((them))), all in front of my liberal and feminist-leaning aunt and grandmother.

i then made it worse by trying to make it seem like i was joking by putting on a schlomo voice and going "oy vey goyim!" and they didnt get it

>>36738503
yea its pretty obvious. he doesn't give a shit about anyone other than himself, which wouldn't bother me but you can see he's clearly trying to make the impression that he is

>>36740089
send me shekels.
I need money for cocaine and crab legs

>>36737635
>8 human beings in the photo
>one reptilian skinwalker too

Zuckerberg is like the uncanny valley personified in human form.

what would you do if zuckerberg came to your house and demanded a meal?

>>36740180

That'll be 10,000 facebook stocks plus tip for this PR mockup.

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>>36737635
I don't have a girlfriend for a number of reasons. The main reason is because I am far too picky with my tastes. I do not go for, in fact, I am not really attracted to, women who could be considered objective 10's. There are different things I look for in a girl, and a lot of the time, a Plain Jane type of girl is what I am into. One particular thing I look for is a certain type of foot. My foot fetish is a large part of my sexuality and I do not feel that I could be in a relationship with a woman whose feet are not in line with my tastes. Sometimes you may not see the girl's feet initially and then it can be an issue of building some kind of relationship and then become detracted by the feet once you see them.

Another reason I do not have a girlfriend is because I do not feel like I am up to my own bodily standards for going out and trying to find a girl. I think I am disgusting. I have chronic bad breath that can only be concealed by constantly chewing gum, I have very oily skin that results in a constellation of disgusting and large whiteheads dotting my face every morning when I wake up, I am also not in good shape, and a problem that I cannot fix: I have a pretty small penis.

The third reason is because I have no faith in my social skills. I am quite bland to talk to and I am quite expressionless. Talking to someone I want to date would make me nervous and probably worsen the whole interaction. In addition, my lack of experience with any type of romantic scenario at the age of 21 gives me the impression that anything, from kissing to sex, will be incredibly awkward.

After all of that, if somehow I do get myself into a relationship, I feel that it would end once the girl realizes how truly boring I am. My hobbies all revolve around media consumption. I have no dreams, aspirations or motivations. I would probably become extremely clingy because she would pretty much be the only thing in my life.

What Happend in this picture?

I had a gf for about two years after hs. long and short of it she cheated and it's been about 2 years since we broke up.

I we both came from fucked up broken families and I felt like I really bonded with her, she was my best friend and she fucked up my ability to trust and my confidence, still working on it today.

I literally don't even have an idea of what to do anymore.

>Work out
>Average looks
>Hold decent paying job
>Studying in well-regarded field, doing well
>Own car, motorcycle
>Have decent friend circles
>Standards low as fuck

I don't know, man. Where do I meet girls? At university they don't seem interested in anything but their clique or the class. I work alone. Trying new hobbies always lands me in situations where there's 9 guys for every girl because it's a small ass city and everyone is thirsty as fuck.

What the fuck do I even do? I'm getting older and it's getting harder to stomach.

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nobody ever asked me that question LMFAO

>>36740631
Im in the same boat. I have a stem degree and people tell me I look like a handsome Jessie einsberg Its like the game is a foreign language. I have been hit on but I only find out when I'm told. I just can't fathom anyone being into me. I'm ready to hire escort when I become 30

>>36740250
>truly think about the question
>post a well thought out response
>not one fucking (You)
>I deserve a fucking (You) for having some god damn breadth to my answer
>I'll give myself that (You), fuck all of you

deformed depressed adhd

hi;)

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>>36737635
Because I'm picky and emotionally damaged from my first rejection and my parents divorce in my youth leading me to believe that true lasting love isn't real.

More alcohol please

>born with cleft lip
>5'6
>4inch penis

obviously its because i have no confidence and i dont lift weights.

>>36742043
Here's a (you) for you anon.I'm too drunk to read your post but best luck

>>36737635
You've seen my exes. That's why.

>>36737635
He dresses a bit like moot.

>>36737635
just cold silence and a stare in the distance

>>36742134
It's because you are a boring brainlet NEET.

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>>36737635
fuck I don't know why do these people keep asking me as if it will change anything

>It is the will of allah

>>36737635
Because I am not a walking ATM

>>36737635

Already happened...

"I am very specific about who I want. So statistically it's unlikely I'll ever have one."

I hate people who say "but muh settle", I will never settle for a retarded socio-dependant lying, honorless bitch with absolutely zero personality features. If they think they can shit on my love like that, I'll shit down their necks.

captcha: rage ramon

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you make me fucking cry op... this came up just this last easter.
greentxt time, sit down fuckos

>be me
>youngest of three siblings,
>23yro, 6"2, white, 200lbs.
>not particularly out of shape, have some chub, but also a good bit of muscle. Broad, very imposing.
>Not ugly, but not "handsome," average I'd say
>Making a respectable amount of money, pulled a little less than 60k after taxes and living expenses in 2016
>Moved out at 18 and as far away from family as could
>they live in good 'ol bible thumping part of texas, I moved to SoCal.
>Got a call a few weeks before easter from older sister, wants me to come out for easter since I hadn't been home in almost 5 years
>is willing to pay for a plane ticket, but I refuse. would be unnecessary expense
>sperg out and tell her i will come down
>debate for nearly two weeks whether I should actually go
>didn't have particularly bad relationship, but I feared their reaction to my real personality, which is why i left in the first place
>decide that it might be worth it to get back in touch with family. parents are getting old
>make a road trip out of the drive down, take a few days and enjoy myself
>really starting to feel good and happy by the time I get back to parent's ranch
>pretty much everyone there, older sister 27 and her two girls of 7 & 9 husband was working and couldn't make it
>older brother 31 and his wife 30 with their three kids, boy 12 & 11, girl 5
>mom and pop, ofc
>spend the next couple days pretty much ignoring my siblings and parents, never like behaving like stereotypical "grown up"
>spend days just playing with the kids like a cool uncle should. xbox, stick fights in the backyard, hide and seek, you name it.
>spend nights watching chinese cartoons on my phone in the guest room I was staying in
>this isn't so bad
>Almost like being a kid again...
>feelsgoodman.jpg
>Easter sunday
>can no longer avoid sitting down and talking with family

cont? it goes on for bit longer, and the worst is far from here...

>>36740250
Honostly you deserve this you

>>36743034
please cont anon

>>36740828
I see you in every fucking thread like this like holy shit lose some weight and stop shitposting you faggot youre not even ugly

>>36740250
here's your solution:

when flirting play truth or dare

you:
>I DARE you to send me a picture of your foot! lol so random!

her:
>lol OK!

ur welcome

>>36737635
>asked this question irl
>worried laugh.jpg
>respond like the following
>i am m-muslim. its h-haram d-dont you know ? right?
>silence.jpg
>changes the subject.

>>36737635
>language barrier
>don't have my own room
>spend most of my time on uni shit
>no money

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>ugly autist w/ no money
>don't really try because I'll fail horribly
>shitty genes
>no girl ever admitted to liking me
>societal reject

go figure you cunts

>>36742127
oh boo hoo white boi. here in the 3rd world no one belive in love yet they stilll have gf.
like i never heared my dad say " i love you" to my mom and if he did i will tell him in an angry tone "Respect yourself" with a death stare.

>>36743328
Ok? Im not interested im a fuckbuddy

>>36737635
Why the fuck am I eating food with (((Fuckerburg)))?

>>36743343
what ?

original text saying why to fkd up english

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>>36743070
Oh, it's coming...
cont 2/3

>easter sunday dinner, can't avoid it
>brother in law makes it out in time for dinner with the rest of us
>should preemptively mention that brother in law has never expressed any issues with me
>i thought we were decently nice to each other when i still lived there
>kids are sat at the kiddo tablo in the kitchen
>all the adults are around the dining room table
>dinner starts out well
>only ever vague half conversations about politics and what everyone is doing with their lives
>wade my way through a few answers about my own job and hobbies
>a couple hours into dinner the kidlets are starting to nod off, so sister-in-law takes them all to their rooms, going to bed herself as well
>now that the kids are gone, real family time can begin
>whiskey is broken out, it -is- first time i've been home in 5 years
>me, older brother, pops, and brother in law get pretty damn shit faced
>conversation takes a turn towards pretty aggressive politics
>older brother and myself are the only nonconservative in the family
>sister and mother try to keep it docile
>sister succeeds at steering conversation to kids
>conversation hangs about kids and their school and sports stuff for a couple hours
>sister takes pops off to bed and then heads off herself
>just me, brother, brother in law, and mom left sitting around in the living room steadily getting more drunk
>mother remarks how happy she is with all her grandchildren
>don'tdoitmom.webm
>turns to me
>"Now anon... why don't you have some little sportsmen of your own yet?"
>I attempt to back down from the question
>"Well, it just hasn't come up, you know?"
>brother in law smells blood in the water
cont.

>>36737635
"Because to get a gf you need to be an 10/10 alpha male without failures, you got gfs before the internet, so your situation is not the same as mine, go to the internet, a woman can get a fucking male model everytime she wants, that's why I don't have a gf"

>>36743366
I have no gf because I belive in love, who cares if 3rd worlders have GFs ESL-kun

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>>36737733

The dubs of truth strike againsl!

Because I don't need one

>>36743374
>>brother in law smells blood in the water
Please continue. This ought to be good.

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>>36743317
that image just reminded me of elementary school

wandering around the playground pretending I was involved with what others were doing, trying to hold back tears looking for someone to play with

>>36743384
you dont have girlfriend because you are a financiale failure.
what your mbti type boi ?

>>36743374
there's trouble a'brewin

>>36738260
This sounds like the exact description of my brother's marriage. I, however am happily married with a submissive, traditional country woman. Actually she's making me coffee right now as I wake up and shitpost.

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>>36737635
Is that not normal? Should I get a gf?

How common are relationships between more "aggressive" girls and more timid guys?

Because technology hasn't advanced enough that I can date 2D girls.

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>>36743464

Completely non existent. No really, dominant girls are a fantasy.

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>>36737635
Because I have nothing a potential gf wants

"I don't care"

It's mostly true, I've given up and chosen to just do other things I enjoy

>>36743464

Dominant women are lesbian

>>36743374
c'mon anon, before the thread gets archived

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>Brother in law straightens up in his seat, eyes wearily fixed on me
>"No no anon, thats not gonna work this time. C'mon, answer like a fucking man"
>Brother looks down at his drink, avoiding eye contact
>sober me is screaming in my head to get out of this conversation
>literally anything other than this
>this is fucking why I didn't want to come back down here and see these people
>drunk me is screaming just answer, im making myself look like a cunt
>a fucking crusade is beginning in my mind as I struggle to comprehend how to get out of this conversation
>its obviously im struggling to answer
>brother in law wastes no time
>leans forward, the fucking grimace on his face
>"You're good with fucking kids, you own a house, fucking good, stable money..."
>please no, stop you fucking cunt
>"why dont you have some fucking valley girl swinging off your arm?"
>notlikethis
>"unless... I bet you're a god damned queer."
>brother shoots literal fucking daggers at brother in law
>mother looks shocked, turns to me
>"is... is that true anon?"
>she fucking believes him?
>SHE FUCKING BELIEVES HIM?
>sober me is screaming in my head to fucking get out of this conversation now
>right fucking now
>drunk me screams even louder that the only way to make it go away is to be honest
>No, I moved away to keep my personal life a secret from them, im not fucking doing this here and now
>drunk me screams even louder, FUCKING DO IT NOW, STOP THE PAIN NOW, FUCKING STOP
>"Nah, im not fucking gay [brother in law]..."
>take a deep breath
>WEW, feelsgoodman, worked my way brilliantly out of that
>brother looks relieved, takes sip
>mother still looks concerned
>"...I'm a lolicon."
>face drops
>fucking what
>what did I just say
>mother and brother both look confused
>ITS OKAY, THEY DON'T FUCKING KNOW, I CAN BULLSHIT MY WAY OUT OF THIS NOW
>brother in law is revolted/shocked
>"you... FUCKING WHAT?!"
>jolts upright out of seat
>mother turns to him, startled at the change of mood

>>36737635
Usually am too blazed to be present at families reunion.

>>36743616
fuck, meant to be 3/3, 4/3 on way because fuck you all

>>36737725
Don't kill yourself anon 2367

>>36737635
who would want to date a chronic masturbator

>>36737635
what id like to say, '' Im beyond pity carnal desires the lesser humans chase''.

>>36743479
>dominant girls are a fantasy.
I'm not talking about dominatrix but more of a relationship where female is a bit more dominant than male in some areas.

>>36743616
I smelI the smelly smell of bullshit

>>36743616
>>"...I'm a lolicon
Bullshit.

>>36743616
Bullshit, story is bullshit

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But I do have a girlfriend. Look!

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4/3
>mother turns to him, startled at the change of mood
>"whats a lolicone [brother in law]?"
>NO, NOT LIKE THIS
>"this sick fuck is a pedo!"
>brother turns to me, mother is shaking her head terrified of what she hears
>NONONONONONONONO
>feel sick to my stomach, starting to realize what the fuck just happened
>tears streaming down my face
>brother in law fucking losing his shit
>"YOU'VE BEEN WITH MY FUCKING KIDS THIS WHOLE TIME YOU SICK FUCK"
>runs off into the back where his kids are
>"is this... true anon?" brother asks, hands shaking
>i fucking left
>i just fucking left
>i fucking got up and walked the fuck out
>i fucking drove drunk several miles down some hick ass dirt road, leaving everything else i had brought there
>spend several hours crying my fucking eyes out until i sober up a bit, phone dies at some point
>fucking drove nonstop for 16 hours to get home
>throw everything on the counter and pass out on the couch
>wake up, the next day, plug in phone
>many... many missed calls from sister and brother
>they thought I fucking drove off and killed myself
>block family on facebook
>try to ignore the constant texts/calls from brother and sister trying to find out what the fuck happened
>can't fucking ignore them
>call sister, tell her I'm finally finished with family
>change cell number...

I'm still fucking sick to my stomach thinking about this. I don't care if you believe me or not. There's a reason I moved so fucking far away from those people. I could back up the story with my various accounts across loli sites and the missing person's report they filed with police, but im not about to dox myself and out myself publicly as an actual fucking pedo

>>36737635
They don't ask that anymore. I'm 21.

>>36743855
kys you degenerate pedo fuck

>>36738144
He doesn't have one because that never happens

>>36743855
Damn that's rough. Hope you're doing better now and don't have to deal with your family.

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>>36743881
>assuming i don't already fucking want to

I would have fucking ages ago if i weren't a god damned pussy. i can't fucking face my family, can't fucking express my true feelings to the people i feel close to, and fucking hate myself every second for it. the nonironic fucking shame and self hatred i have has fucked me up pretty bad.

Only reason I'm not living on the fucking streets or on welfare at this point is because i can put up a good face and work when I need to, which has gotten me this far.

>>36737635
I'm not earning enough to be able to spend money on girls.
Ask me again in a year when my wage has tripled.

>>36743616
>"...I'm a lolicon."
>it's the episode where anon accidentally says something because he can't control his mouth and thoughts, just like in anime
you smell of every kind of shit, ranging from fly shit to martian shit

>>36740095
you're the hero /pol/ deserves

>>36737635
I don't know. I seriously don't. I feel mostly attracted to men, but I'm also attracted to women, so it's not a gay thing.

I don't fucking know.
Maybe I'm just really antisocial. I do feel the desire of intimacy at times, but I seriously don't think I can handle a relationship. I can barely maintain friendships as it is due to how brief my emotional investment and interest is.

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>>36737635
>People legitimately ask me this question because I'm relatively attractive, and not an absolute retard
>Tfw Diagnosed Schizoid
>Tfw mental illness has no physical manifestation so people just treat me like if I was a normie
>I ghost effectively anyone I stop seeing in a day to day basis
>I have no friends because I don't want to let anyone closer to me than "Peers at the same job"
>Implying I'd want a girlfriend or that I'd be willing to become emotionally vulnerable by allowing someone that close to me.

>>36737635
I haven't met anyone new recently.

Actually bros, while we're on this topic I seek your advice. The last conversation I had with a women (that's not my friend Tiffany) was in December of 2016. He issue is that Tiffany has a boyfriend and I think I'd be better suited if I stopped talking to her. (I'm admittedly hung up on her and think she'll for whatever reason leave her boyfriend for me, which in reality is severely unlikely). I realize it'd be a while again before I meet another women or even have a basis of communication but I think it'd be worthwhile for my development. Let me know what you think!

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I'm banging 3 chicks on the dl and I can't afford to let them into my life

>>36737789
top kek, thats pretty funny anon

orgion

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>>36740250
Fuck anon you're gonna make me cry...I KNOW THE FEEL!!!

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>>36739609
Nice work anon, sure got those damn lefties!!!!!!!

TFW my wife won't let me have one.

>>36742134
>cleft lip
That's literally a death sentence from birth to your relationship. I am so, SO fucking sorry anon.

>>36737635
Hustelin' day in day out. Ain't got no time for gals, gramps.

>>36743374
Finish this god damn story fag

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Because I've been depressed my whole life, I don't care anymore bc what's the point anyway? I don't even try anymore. I don't have any impact on my life. I just go with the flow

Say i dont have one
Then give a cheeky shy smile so they think im lying
but im not

>>36737635

I'm not willing to date Dem Used Goods.

>I'd only date a virgin girl

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I just tell them I'm not interested
I doubt they really care and I sure dont

>>36743616
Either that last part is bullshit or the whole story is bullshit
>tfw anon ruins his credibility with some dumb ass joke
>tfw we have to assume he's a LarpBeard

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>>36745462
>tfw you're too old and there are no single virgins your age anymore

>>36737635
Im too scared to approach girls I find attractive and Im afraid of being rejected
I dont want to come off as a creep either and girls can use the "I have a boyfriend" card so easily

>>36737914
This ones a classic. Used it a thousand times.

>>36740180
pour him shots of cheap whiskey till he's utterly plastered, get him away from the (visible) cameras and mics, then start asking him about the NWO and their plans

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>>36743464
Slightly less common than pic related.

>>36740180
That depends. In this scenario, how good is his security team at not getting shot?

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>>36743855
I never understand why you faggot do this type of shit. You're not a robot, you have control of your own toung, there's no reason why you should be spitting out dumb ass shit like that. You deserve EVERYTHING that happened to you as a result of that, assuming you're not bullshitting.

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>>36743855
Is it so fucking hard to control what you're saying? Life is not an anime or a sitcom. Stupid shit doesn't come out of your mouth randomly. If this story is true (which I doubt) then you're a complete fucking moron and do not deserve to live in this society.

>>36743855
>Not just telling them that you hate disgusting 3DPD and would only ever molest pure 2D lolis

I say nothing, because I will never be in a situation where there are people around me that care about me enough to ask why I don't have a girlfriend. Check, fucking, mate.

"Not enough time or money"

That always makes them chuckle and it's not an akward answer

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>>36743855
Thanks anon, everytime I think I'm a fucking autistic piece of shit, i'll think of you and realise that I'm not that bad, then i'll be less sad.

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>>36737635
Start laughing, because my parents aren't fucking stupid, and the only time it would be asked is if its a joke, or a rhetorical question.

Because it's my destiny

Alcoholism and general self centered thought

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>>36737635
"I don't care".

If they insist I just keep saying "whatever" to anything they say

>>36740041
Sounds like me glad to hear i am not alone on this.

>>36737635
Why don't girlfriends have me?

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>>36740041
I feel the same, I've never been close to someone emotionally and I've never been in a relationship.
Yet everyone treats it like such a normal thing, I just see all those pairs walking together outside and it makes me wonder if it's even real or am I just in some bizzare truman show and everything is a one big prank.
I can't even imagine being together with someone, I've been alone so long the very concept of being in a relationship is lost to me. I have no idea how does a relationship work or how does it even start.
I can't imagine myself in a relationship, I also felt love literally only once in my life many years ago, I don't even remember how does it feel.

>>36737635
I'm working on my own happiness, right now. Having a girlfriend sounds like such a chore. If I want to be with someone, I want it to be a good friend and good person, not an expensive pet.

Also, pregnancy scares, divorce, I don't want that.

>>36740180
I'd tell him to get off my property before I call the police.

He's already forcing an entire community of natives of a Pacific island so he can live on it, no way do I have any respect for that bastard.

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>>36737635
>How do you respond?
I don't want one.

>>36737635
"Nah, I don't worry about any of that"

No one ever asks more after that. I mean they can tell by just looking at me that I'll never experience love, it's weird that they feel the need to bring it up in the first place

>>36748675
Its so they can feel better about themselves.

>>36737635
I just say "I don't want one right now." or "Too much work."; which are both true.

The main reason is that I don't get attached to people, and I have no desire or ability to form close bonds with anyone.

If I decide to get a gf, it will be for appearance purposes.

>>36737635
Take a look into that kike's eyes and you see nothing. No life. Nothing. He's like a machine, but instead he's a soulless human being.

>>36743436
How'd you meet her?

Ravioli origioli

>>36737635
I've never been asked this by anyone except this psychiatrist I saw a while back. Why do you guys get asked this?

"Who the hell are you people? Why is Mark Zuckerberg here?"

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>>36745313
>"LOL I posted a likely fake picture of a kid sharing what I believe to be your opinions! That totally proves you wrong!"

Nice attempt at shaming tactics bro.

>>36737635
"Fugg off :DD"

>>36749626
>muh biological necessity
enjoy worshiping fucking viruses and slime mold you azathoth-cultist fagola

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>>36737635
Every girl that shows interest in me only wants me for my money and weed.


Find me a girl that wants me for who I really am rather than just seeing me as a BLACKED fetish gang gang tyrone and we have a deal.

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>>36737635
>Anon, why don't you have a gf
>Can't tell them I want a bf
W-what should I tell them?

>>36750453
Like would they disown you if you did tell them, or are you just scared?

>>36743388
Do these dubs cancel it out or enhance it?

>>36737635
>mom "why don't you have a girlfriend anon?"
because I'm a loser mom
>mom "what about -insert somebody who I don't know-
no mom, seriously, I don't care
>mom "are you sure boo?"
yes mom, I really don't, somebody will come around eventually

I'm the black sheep of my family, and as much as it does bother me I have no reason to lie, it's obvious. I'm in high school, family and friends tried getting me to go to prom but why should I? I'm not going with a girl and any of my "friends" arn't going to invite me to a after party so why should I fucking care?

>>36749626
>simply claims axioms are true
>uses purely corollary evidence
>throws tons of citations in the evidence he's correlating
>no evidence about actual mechanism of actions or causation

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>>36737635
>"Anon, why don't you have a girlfriend?"
>"None of your business"
It's that easy.

"I can't even make regular friends so how the hell do you expect me to get into a relationship?"
That's what I'd say if I wasn't too much of a pussy to be honest.

>>36743374
FUCKING FINISH IT FAGGOT