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>>36793551
yeah, it's fucking obvious, just don't be a dumbass

>>36793551
Who cares? You don't have to marry her just because you stuck your dick in.

>>36793551
If you cant tell you are probably an autistic virgin anyway. What, you think girls are just born with eye liner?

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>>36793542
Your gf is retarded

>>36793594
she's pretty cute though

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>>36793663
If she's so dumb does she act childish?
Do you even relate to her?

there is no real separation, there's how you act when you're at home and how you act elsewhere.

people have been going through moral crisis since ancient times anon, you're not alone in the human struggle.

however society hates you and so does god in turns out

>>36793489
With me, I'm almost always home so most of what I do is in that at-home persona. Is the facetiousness just part of who I really am?

>>36793452
Data miner please lick my crusty asshole

I fucking hate this, I just glare and walk back to my room.

H-hail Hitler haha

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Some of those guys don't really look like Nazis.

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>tfw ed and pencil dick

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>>36793413
I LIVE THIS EXISTENCE

Having a bigger dong doesn't fix anything. You guys really need to get over this.

I don't think I've met any actual, proper titcows. I've met girls with tits but theyre never anywhere near titcow levels.

my mum had such big bazookas she has to get a breast reduction for her back pains

>>36793267
My gf is the biggest titcow I know she's a thicc Persian

She thinks you are tom cruise

But bitch you're bobby with that tool

How about you try to chat with her?
Looks aren't everything, you know.

Sounds like a bunch of incel horseshit

fuck off and go back to your containment board. stop shitting up this board.

You think Chad wastes his time with these gay ass self help bullshit? Na nigga. Chad reads comic books, makes money, and spends that money on plastic surgery.

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>>36793003
How do you fix a boring personality OP?

How are people supposed to know im interesting if they don't give me a fucking chance OP?

I try to hang out but get denied. No one wants to give it a try, im too much of a trouble for normies, they like only the safety of familiar environment

this is some grade A projection right here. were you looking directly into a mirror when you typed this up?

>>36792984
Fatima Al-Qadiri sucks

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>>36792984
> shit in

yes I'm 12

>>36793330
Leave me alone, bully

cheeky ;-)

Lol. She qt tho. I was in aldi the other day and went thru check out and payed for my shit, walked out only to realize i had a 9 pk of powdered doughnuts under my arm that i didnt pay for. Idk why it wasnt in my cart but no one noticed. I went back inside and explained, qt black girl cashier lold and rung it up for me. Told me im the only person in the world who wouldnt just walk away. I was brave and asked for her number and she let me punch it into my phone. Weve been texting but turns out shes only 17. Not sure what to do now. Im 23

>>36792969
say it to my face next time fucking faggot

>>36792892
If you have to ask yourself, it means it's not worth it.

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You have to make it worth living.

>>36792939
How? I feel like i'm in purgatory and I already my final judgement will be hell.

>>36792883
Don't hav eggs in my pocket so give him blowjob

Ask him to come to the store with me and ill get him 12 eggs for the low price of $2.19 +Tax

>>36792883
Pull out one of my emergency hard boiled eggs and give it to him in exchange for passage

Dancing is learned through practice, but the idea is simple. Move your body in line with the beat. Club dancing is easy because it's mostly sluts and chads grinding on one another. So just do that

>>36792885
Is there any way to dance with women at the club without grinding. I find it kind of degeneate desu and am looking only for more moral women.

>>36792807
Clubs are for ultra normies. Expansive drinks and thots. I was 2 time at club. First one when I was ultra normie scum and I drunk so much alcohol that cops had to take me away. Second time was when I was asked to make a crowd in club for uni party. Nothing special, no girls, expansive drinks as I said.

t. failed normie

>>36792782
I say go for it.

Also gonna need a negroplasty for that face.

>implying race is only skin deep
What about the monkey skull and ape hand/feet?

Isn't that the result of having a disease?