Going to the club tonight for the first time. How does one dance

Dancing is learned through practice, but the idea is simple. Move your body in line with the beat. Club dancing is easy because it's mostly sluts and chads grinding on one another. So just do that

>>36792885
Is there any way to dance with women at the club without grinding. I find it kind of degeneate desu and am looking only for more moral women.

>>36792807
Clubs are for ultra normies. Expansive drinks and thots. I was 2 time at club. First one when I was ultra normie scum and I drunk so much alcohol that cops had to take me away. Second time was when I was asked to make a crowd in club for uni party. Nothing special, no girls, expansive drinks as I said.

t. failed normie

>>36792807
It will be a shitty experience, I hope you will learn and not attempt it again.

>>36792807
>how does one dance well
lol

>>36792923
>moral women
>Clubs
ahahahahaha desu

>>36792807
You going alone, buddy?

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>>36792807
>OP tomorrow:
"So you go and you stand on your own
And you leave on your own
And you go home
And you cry and you want to die"

>>36793440
With a coworker to a fancy club in Hollywood where he says the women are the hottest

What should I wear

I'm watching some rap videos right now that my buddy said to learn moves from (Fat Joe "Lean Back")

>>36792807
I'll tell you from a fellow bot's experience, OP.
>you decided "I'll go. Fuck it."
>as it gets closer to that time/destination you question the worth of going
>park car
>anxiety through the roof
>stand in line to get your hand stamped
>legs weak, arms are heavy
>qt3.14 girls usually do the hand stamping
>enter main room, where everyone is
>music is loud as fuck
>just enough lights are on, so that you don't feel "protected in your veil"
>you notice how everyone can naturally let lose and dance
>you, as usually, are over thinking everything
>you won't be able to let your inhibitions just go
>stuck standing there, head bobbing, scanning the room like a madman.
>well there goes $20 plus what you spent to get tipsy, to try to relax
>yfw
>yfw you have no face
Normies. Not even once

>>36793611
Forget the videos. You don't have enough time to learn any actual moves and you'll likely forget and/or butcher them in nervousness. Put on some music and practice trying to move to it naturally. You should literally wear your nicest outfit especially if the club has a door check

>>36793732
Loose*
Oops

Hey man, total normie australian lurker here, never really post but I thought id swing you some advice, I go clubbing all the time and have a blast.
The trick is to go out with the intent of having fun, not picking up women.
Just get buzzed on whatever you drink till youre courageous enough to dance, do whatever, dont get too autistic with your moves just bounce up and down and move your arms, that simple. It can be really fun. Talk to your friends, talk to people in the smokers areas.
You might pick up you might not, but if you can relax and learn to enjoy dancing and talking, youll get better at socialising and become more confident and maybe in a month or two you will meet some girls :)

Hope you have fun mate!!

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>>36793611
>I'm watching some rap videos right now that my buddy said to learn moves from (Fat Joe "Lean Back")

>>36793772
>go out with the intent of having fun
how does someone who doesn't drink and has no friends have fun at a club? what if you can't dance? why have i seen that exact line posted at least 50 times?

oh because you're memeing?

>>36793772
This guy knows whats up. Good advice mate

>>36793800
Then don't go to the club, retard. Jesus, some people

Just do the once in a life time arm chop all night

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dance like you're in a afrotrap video by mhd. watch all the parts and try to do it it's not hard you can dance like that all day. the most important thing is to be on beat.
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=QRRPt0ysfyI

my friend is a dj and I have gone clubbing a few times on the cheap, all times its been a shitty experience. clubs are full of darkies and arabs in my area which drive alot of people away from wanting to go leaving only digusting thots and drug takers. nothing of value to be found in clubs nowdays. glad I got experience it all first hand in my early 20's tho.

>>36793800
If you have no friends, hang out in the smokers lounges, people are more relaxed there and open to conversation.

If you dont drink, drink. Get off your high horse and try a few. CC&Dry is a good drink for robots that dont like the taste of alcohol.

No, not meming, trying to help. One of my friends in my old town was an aspie shut in neet and goes out on the reg now after I showed him about clubs, I dont think he picks up but he has friends now and thats really good :)

Depends what kind of club you're going to desu

This too >>36793772

A lot of people go to clubs in groups and aren't really going out with the intention of finding someone to fuck, they're just there for a good time. Just try and have fun and if it happens it happens

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>>36792807
Here is the one true rule of club dancing and fuck all the normies for being too stupid to put it into words.

First off preparation. Be dressed well and smell good with after shave. Get yourself hyped up because confidence is everything. They'll be too drunk to see your attractiveness level if you have these bases covered. This isn't Just be yourself bro it's Fake it till you make it.

First off picture the dancefloor as a circle with the center and an outer zone. The outer zone is for more laid back couples to dance slowly and not really give it too much. The center is for single people looking to hook up and dancing here is extreme. When chorus' kick in dance alot to get peoples attention this is always good even if they're laughing at you.

Some say you should split your body into two halves and either dance with your lower body planted and still while your upper body dances

OR

dance alot with your feet and legs while holding your arms still. This prevents you from looking like too much of a flailing spastic.

The next and most important rule is this: If you want people to approach you dance with your arms raised high over your head. This leaves your body vulnerable and approachable. (It's basic wrestling inverted). If you want people to move away and give you more space to dance. dance with your arms at comfortable waist height. This is unspoken psychology and most beta's will never have the confidence to dance with arms raised this is the source of their assured failure.

It will be observable behaviour too. Notice that the Normies will dance with hands high and get girls. Chad is too cool to dance like this and will probably not dance at all but he will be keeping his hands low or in his pockets to appear approachable anyway not out in front.

Once a girl comes over you touch her waist as much as possible and try to dance in sync. Smile and laugh alot. If you want her to kiss you literally just say 'Kiss me'.

>>36793907
why are you on a high horse because you don't drink?? i lost a lot of respect for you for saying that. you sound like a very enthused 20 something, you don't seem like an experienced adult.
some people are dealing with drinking, drug, smoking problems and can't be exposed to alcohol, among other things.

>>36793816
that's not how you conquer a fear, by running away. jesus, some people.

>>36794065
Once you have danced with a girl for some time and ideally kissed try to lead her into the outer circle. Where you can get to know her better and make out.

Once you have done this say that you're done with this club and invite her to the nearest bar. If she goes with you. She's in the bad. Get her number. Organise a date.

Note about the outer circle: Creeps and sharks hover around this outer circle section. These are predatory beta males that don't have the confidence to dance especially not in the center. They perve on the girls and make failed approaches from the outside at girls at the center.

These are casualties on lifes battlefield. Failed Normies too thick to be Robots. Do not be this person. You want to be at the center flirting out not the other way. The hottest girls will always be doing this. Don't go for them. Go for the area lik your seizing territory and they will approach you.

>>36794106
I am a very enthused 20 something, ive also been clubbing for more than 8 years now and know that if you have issues with drinkers and smokers you probably dont belong in a club where drinking and smoking are a part of the ecosystem.

Maybe find a sporting group, either fans or players. But clubbing is not for you.

>>36792807
Alright, OP. I'm about to tell you a closely guarded secret. Think of all the reloading animations from videogames you play, and do them with your hands with loosely balled fists. Bob your knees a litte bit to the beat of the music. Put on some club music and do this in the mirror, it fucking works.

>>36793772
This is very good advice that I wish someone would tell the people I used to go clubbing with. They used to make all clubbing shit because they'd go out either with the sole purpose of picking up girls or just because they felt like they "had to", and then they'd get mad if they didn't get laid by like an hour in and leave.
To add to this though, clubs aren't really the best place to get laid. They're alright, but you're probably better off going to a bar or an event somewhere, especially if you don't drink (just pretend to if you're at a bar), since clubbing is shit if you're sober. Or just get a tinder if you really need sex that badly.

>>36792807
I wouldn't really bank on women approaching you mate that doesn't happen all too often. I was in the same position as you a couple of years ago and it took me a couple of awkward visits to a club to realise that it doesn't matter what other people think of you. Move your body in anyway and don't give a fuck about what it looks like cause its 100 times better and more attractive than doing nothing or copying everyone else.