>tfw penciI dick

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>tfw ed and pencil dick

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>>36793413
I LIVE THIS EXISTENCE

Having a bigger dong doesn't fix anything. You guys really need to get over this.

>>36793502
I want one because they're cool.

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>mfw these are literally my proportions

>>36793526
Its not as big of a deal as you guys make it out to be. It doesn't give you a confidence boost unless you were chad to begin with.

>>36793493
>>36793532

Nice humblebrag you massive faggots

>r9k is too stupid to see the literal square of artefacts around the 6" giving away that it's shooped

The original poem was like 4" or 5"

>>36793532
the height is a good thing

>>36793532
Are you seriously crying about being 6'5 and having a 6" dick? You're fucked up in the head m8, I suggest you get therapy instead of humblebragging here.

>>36793538
If you're 6 foot+ then it matters, because you'll be seen as a "disappointment" to women.

>>36793574
if you think having a 6 inches penis is bad at any height, get lost

>5 11
>7 inches
>virgin till
>yea im a fucking loser

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>>36793556
5'8" and 5 inches

At least I didn't have any expectations to begin with.

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>6 inch girth is bad
>literally top 99th percentile
Just end the roastie race

>>36793601
Idiot.

Its 6" length.

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>/r9k/ is this blind
>>36793556
not you though

>>36793598
See >>36793599

Also if you're 6'5" and have 7 inches you'll be worshipped. The reason why you're not swimming in pussy is because you're sub 6 foot.

>>36793413
6'6"
7"
Do I win? Originally

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>>36793413
At least post the original, famalampai.

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>>36793601
Isn't the first talking about height while the bottom is length?

>>36793616
>Also if you're 6'5" and have 7 inches you'll be worshipped.
Lies. 7" won't even look that big on a person that tall.

>>36793616
How could you be worshipped. You don't just drop hints you have a big dick and even when you do it's like not people take your word for it. Should I be walking around naked at the mall with the boner? Is that how you get girls?

>>36793413
6 inches is disappointing. Wow. Being above average dick length is disappointing. Is there anything men can do to get ahead? The only option I see is to disregard women completely and buy hookers.

>>36793621
Yes leave norman. If you can get at least one girl to fuck you with those proportions then you should off yourself. That's life on baby mode if you stay in shape.

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>>36793626
6'5"
5.5"

>tfw 5" dicklet

>>36793654
I've had sex with 3 female specimens. Every one was like
>Wow it's so thick
>Im kind of intimidated
Etc

>>36793647
You should be less autistic.

>>36793646
It'll still look more impressive than 6". You'll get worshipped for not being a 6'5" dicklet to begin with.

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>>36793614
still bullshit like women think they are entitled to MR perfect
>oh he has to be a giant and a horse cock and he has to be rich and muscles ugh why do losers even try
Meanwhile women are all short, stupid weak, superficial and their clit is like half an inch long.

>>36793677
Not even a humble humblebrag. Leave.

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is 5,6 tall and having a 6 inches dick a good thing? i'm mexican

>>36793739
That's three strikes

>tfw 8" long
>6" girth

This is a disappointment, right?

Can somebody make a version of this with

>Disappointment
>hot girl....expecting innie
>roast beef glore instead

Let's just plaster this shit all over the internet.

>>36793764
Yep. Might as well kill yourself.

>>36793801
haha yeah let's do this guys!!

>>36793801
>>36793825

Do this but expect a lot of white knighting from nu-males.

>>36793801
Look at the dicklets inner rage desperately trying to manifest as something

>>36793801
picture of strawberries cut in half next to picture of roast beef sandwich
put text
expectations/disappointing reality
or something
easy if you're not on mobile

That pic is shooped.
6'' used to be 4''.

What are you faggots getting out of this?

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>>36793910
Pic for proof.

Fucking cuck shills are getting out of hand.

>>36793926
Not like anyone can relate with that here because everyone on 4chan is 6' with a 7" minimum dick.

>>36793987
1. They are lying
2. only people with above average dicks post their stats


People with average dicks won't post their stats and people with smaller dicks won't for obvious reasons unless they enjoy humiliation.

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>>36793413
>tfw 195cm, 16cm... but 120cm waist.

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>6'5
>6.5 dick
>face like a Yiddish goblin

>>36793502
You say this after seeing OP? You must be really retarded.

>>36793926
Like that makes it acceptable to humiliate men for things out of their control.

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5'11'
6.5 but no one will ever know hahahaha

>>36794401
I never said that, I just thought it's weird why anyone would have the need to shoop the image besides making even more men insecure.

Anyone else have a big dick and love it? I'm 8.5 by 7.3 only downside is never been deep throated and I only get anal about half the time I want

>mfw a roastie in my class was once proudly proclaiming how sorry she feels for all the guys with 6 inch dicks

Fucking dumb cunts i swear to god, she was like 16 aswell

>>36794433
Well, 6" is good enough reason to fell insecure. Just look at women. They only see Chads.

>>36794457
And she will still have a better life than vast majority of this board. Just because she got born a woman. CHAD OR DEAD.

Why are normies surprised that men like ER exist?

>>36794445
Why do you even come here fucking filthy skeezle

>>36793413
>changing it from 4" to the above average 6" to make anyone with a normal sized penis feel like shit
You KNOW this was done by a woman.

>>36794459
No one outside of 4chan thinks like that except maybe size queens, which is only a small percentage of women. You've successfully been brainwashed by cuck posters.

>>36794538
read >>36794457

op's post may be photoshopped, but my anger at what I heard is genuine, trust me

>>36794538
You act like normal sized is someone enough. Women only know two sizes.

Huge and everything else. Like with height. Lots of retards here claim that 5'9" is okay because it's average. What gave them the idea that average is desirable? You're either over average or you don't exist.

>>36793413
FUCKING WOMEN ARE NOW DISAPPOINTED WITH A REGULAR ASS FUCKING PENIS WHAT THE HELL, YOU NOW HAVE TO HAVE SOME GOD DAMN 10% DICK FOR A WOMAN NOT TO FEEL LET DOWN BY YOU NO MATTER WHAT ELSE

FUCK YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

ROASTIES MUST DIE

>>36794556
Wrong. Women think like it, they just don't express it freely. Same with height, looks, etc. Women always only want Chads. You ever been to a night club? Seen a drunk woman talk about attraction?

>>36793413
>>36793493
>>36793532

The original was
6'5"
4"

no worries lads, you're good
(you can tell it's edited anyways)

>>36794597
You are literally basing this on nothing besides made up info-graphics you saw on 4chan.

> Women always only want Chads.
That is just our biology.
Would you rather date a 10/10 intelligent and kind Stacey or a 5/10 intelligent and kind Olga? Exactly. Don't be a hypocrite mate.

>You ever been to a night club?

Only degenerates go to night clubs, there's your problem. These kind of people literally only seek shallow pleasures, so it makes sense why someone with a cave of a vagina needs bigger cock in order to feel pleasure.

why do robots think dick size matters holy shit it is almost like they don't pass out in the presence of a female

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>>36793413
This got passed around a lot, but I think a bigger disappointment would be something like:

5'6"
8"

It's not like you could ever be seen with a guy that short and you never get to take him for a ride.

>lanklets crying because they don't have a big benis
>I'm a manlet with a 8" benis
Now you know what it's like being judged on something you cannot change. Think about this next time you shit on us dwarfs

>>36794895
>Would you rather date a 10/10 intelligent and kind Stacey or a 5/10 intelligent and kind Olga? Exactly. Don't be a hypocrite mate.
Doesn't matter, since I don't have the choice. THey have, therefore they deserve to be hated.

>>36794951
>literally me

Also this was me >>36794967
;^)

>>36794951
>Fembot
That's Frogke Petry.

>dating qt shwaattty
>have done the math qt's aroused vagoo is no more than 6 inches in depth
>feels good mong

It's funny seeing how clueless most of these threads are. I've taken a reproduction block in medical school and it's hilarious how far off of fact people's delusions are these days.

The average erect penis size in North America is 5.5 inches. This is on the higher-end of the worldwide average of 5.1 inches. The average depth of the vagina is 3.5 inches.

Women can of course take larger sizes than 3.5 inches, but that's because their vagina is a musculomembranous that is able to stretch according to its needs (it's a conduit for childbirth after all). I've done enough pelvic exams to know that my fingers can reach any woman's cervix easily.

In the vaginal canal, just like with your penis in a way, there are two types of pleasurable forces. The first is any touching or rubbing, and the second is the pressure of the touching or rubbing.

Any average penis will definitely touch and rub the entire canal, so worries about being too short because you won't even fill her up are misguided. The only thing a larger penis will do is apply more pressure to the vaginal canal. This is the equivalent of gripping your dick harder while you jack off; the gain in pleasure isn't as dramatic as you think, but most people would still prefer the slight increase, but not to the extent that they would complain if they didn't have it.

What actually delivers way more pleasure than a moderate increase in the vaginal wall's pressure, is an increase in the speed and distance of thrusts. If you are moving rapidly and a decent amount while fucking, it's like masturbating furiously, which feels pretty good at decent grip vs death grip, the pressure deal isn't that important anymore.

Beyond all that, clitoral stimulation is much more intense for women than most vaginal penetration gets to be. Combining the two is always a win.

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>>36793413
>there are still women on this planet who unorinically feel like they can complain about men using them and dumping them even tho their peers say shit like this constantly
nothing better than making fun of women and see them crumble to pieces in sadness lads

>>36794457
Anon you're pretty dumb, wanna know why?
>you think women know what they're talking about when it comes to penis size
>you think a girl who has most likely only fucked teenagers has fucked a guy with a dick over 6 inches
>you're taking the opinion of a 16-year-old girl seriously

>>36795016
Add their eventual cat, chocolate, and romcom worship.
It's fucking glorious seeing women come face to face with their own delusions

Can't wait for sexbots

>everyone on 4chan always has at least a 7" cock
>no one ever posts proof
:thinking:

>>36795011
you seem smart I will take your advice on the clitoral stimulation if I ever stop being a wizard

at the end of the day daddie's cummies is all that matters

>>36795011
intradasting,
what would you say is the average vaginal depth is when the pussy is aroused anon?

>>36795057
>what are dickrate threads on /b/ and /soc/
There's plenty well-endowed anons here.

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>>36795057
proof
im a manlet though

>>36795099
I rather not go to the two worst boards
>>36795146
>no ruler
>not even a banana
How is that proof of anything

>>36795146
How big is this? 8-9inches?
Just curious

>>36795146
Disgusting jewish cock.

>>36795163
Oh also it's lacking a timestamp

>>36795026
Learn to greentext, new faggot.

>>36795146
damn bet you tear qts up that thing

>>36794985
So it's supposed to be Katy Perry? As if I know normalfag musicians well enough to recognize them based on pepe drawn in a stance they once took.

>>36795174
Hard to tell with literally zero scale or measurement.

>girls fuck tall guys because they assume they have bigger dicks
HILARIOUS
I have no idea why I never put 2 & 2 together until now.

>>36793413

>6.5''x 6 inch dick, no tricks, no pushing back the skin, no bamboozle
>5'7''

I have a nice, thick dick that no woman will ever see.

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>>36795188
>Foreskin
>jewish

>>36793413
>6'1
>8in
Oh, neat.

>>36795146
god dammit let me get something like that, and a timestamp for you >>36795205
>>36795174
8
>>36795188
im a potatonigger m8
>>36795227
>
we're on r9k lad

Women only care if its under 5 or over 8.
There is such a thing as too big. Some larger men complain about being practically unable to have sex because it hurts their gf.

>>36795391
How short are you?

orig

>>36795419
5 7ish
maybe 5 8

i am 6"5 with a six inch dick. i thought was the ideal for an attractive body. i thought all women wanted a 6 incher isn't that supposed to be good

>>36793413
>6'5"
>6"
>disappointment

What the fuck does this bitch expect?

>>36797160
The picture is shopped Anon

>>36797160
really i thought that was good i was told that was the best size for boys

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>>36793413
Robots let me tell you something. Women don't care about dick size at all. It's literally only men. I guarantee you if you get up to the point of having sex. A girl will only care if you have a micropenis. Girls care more about personality and social status, it's men that care about looks.

>>36797227
Yeah I ended up reading through the rest of the thread after I posted.

>>36797252
it doesn't feel worse or lesser for the girl?

>tfw 7'2" 10/10 with 10'
>tfw still a disappointment

>>36794401
>Like that makes it acceptable to humiliate men for things out of their control.
>things out of their control

HAHA
JUST GO THE THE GYM LMAO

Lying about dong sizes is a tradition older than written history

Riddle me this batman: if short dicks can't get girls, then why do short dick genes still exist in the population?

I'm like 5, maybe 5 and a half if you wake me up in the middle of the night. It's like a third of an inch when not erect though. Fucking magic penis skin, how does it work.

>>36798203

>Riddle me this batman: if short dicks can't get girls, then why do short dick genes still exist in the population?

oh wow nigga you know nothing about genetics

>if we came from monkayz than why come their is still monkey?

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There. Now spread it across the internet.

BTW roasties are seriously disgusting.

>>36795353
same anaonymous orggig
I unironically think my dick is too big