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>>36806211
II'm thinking of being an hero. Nothing new here on this board. Other than that, I also got a new hair tie. It looks very pretty.

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>>36806260
don't kill yourself you idiot

>>36806183
oh look it's another male anon makes a "i'm a fembot fembot feels any other fembot fembot feels out there teehee ecks dee" thread

fuck off

Kill yourself you pathetic loser. What kind of waste of air writes out a paragraph pretending to be a girl on a japanese autism support forum?

One time my oneitis left her dog at my house without asking while she stayed at this guys house for a few days. After cursing her out and constantly texting her to come get it, she finally did and somehow I was the asshole. She ignored me for a day and of course i apologized like a fag. Just one of many cuntish things she's done to me. She was such a fucking bitch and I hate her but at the same time I miss her.

The robot that hates reposts.

Slave comes from slav, does that mean we need to get off our computers and start squatting on decrepit stoops?

>>36806237
>Not Squatting always

???

>>36806140
The """"""system""""" thinks I'm spam whenever I ((((((shill)))) for 8ch*n. I reference it and the Jewmods won't let me post

>>36806140
FUCK THE MODS
OREOS

>>36806140
Which whore? What kind of link?

Thats rough, buddy

Origiri

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> be OP
> go to sketchy Asian massage parlor in a strip mall somewhere
> "h-h-i-i"
> "i'd like to order one massage"
> backroom
> 7/10 asian girl comes out
> massages my back
> feelsgoodman
> wait, kind of hurts
> make odd squeaking noise
> try to distract self from the pain
> "h-h-hey do you like anime?"
> she doesn't really speak english
> this goes on for a while
> later on, she complains to her manager in some language
> manager tells me not to come again

My friend a couple years back got thrown out of an AMP. I feel bad as i kinda built up the idea in his head that you can get handies and shit. He didnt delve into what what happened but atleast he was loling about it. So curious how the scene played out. They threatened to call the police. Happened in colorado btww. Kinda spooked me from the whole thing. Really wanna try my luck tho, any robots have any advice how to get that shit to turn sexual?

Several women have told me I'm incapable of love, I'm a male

>>36806120
almost the same here, but I'm the one who says that about myself because women don't talk to me

normies pls gtfo

>>36806154
Maybe its because YOU don't talk to women. I don't talk to them either I just sort of end up being friendly with some every once in a while, doesn't last long though.

>>36806053
Also, in the unlikely event I somehow create a ship sometime in the future, who would like to come with me on adventures in the outer rim?

>>36806066
Seriously I'm 5'10 1/2 and I'm bi. I weigh 150 pounds and I have a sub fetish. I'll wear some black high heels and a choker and black lipstick and suck you off in orbit above Earth.

I'll even let you touch the throttle. I just don't wanna go to space alone.

>>36806269
Why you gotta ruin a cool thread by talkin about all that gay shit son?

Hey, me too anon. What period? Personally I like The Enlightenment and the ancient Greeks.

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>>36806056
I like the Victorian era a lot (mostly because of victoria II) because of all the changes in mindset, technology, science, economy, politics, it's great.

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History, of course. Art history and war mostly.

And space. I love space.

I love painting. I create art because I'm so terrible at communicating to others. I create art, I make sad sad paintings as a way to cope with my depression.

I love photography. Nature photography a lot but mostly studio fashion with female models.

And I love fashion. I love designing outfits and while I'll never learn how to sew I want to be able to afford to pay a studio to make the outfits I design for the girl I love. (I don't have one yet...)

I love video games. I want to make my own studio to make my own little projects.

I love to be funny. I like to make comics and little cartoons of my bearded dragon, little miss daisy. I want to make sketches or let's plays.

I love listening to music. I like to lose myself in a song that perfectly mirrors how I feel. It makes me feel less alone.

I want to get into making music really badly. I wish I wasn't so broken. I wish that I could focus on something without my mind drifting into the abyss and wanting to die.

Mostly I just want to be loved. My greatest passion in life is to find someone to love and love me in return.

American Dad is actually great OP; nothing like Family Guy at all.

You could have the same surname as Bob's burgers that people dont even believe is a real last name

>LOL XD Belcher? Funny joke brah you some fuggin cartoon?

>>36806059
No it isn't
>>36806019
Wow he actually sounds autistic, but maybe you should stop ordering pizzas and cook food dude because you're wasting your money.

>>36805963
>calls him self a "robot"
>takes showers

I generally like showers before bed because that way your sheets stay fresher BUT there's a chance you end up sweating at night or something and not feeling clean in the morning

>>36805963
I only shower in the morning because I fap into my underwear and let it stay there all night
I'm not the only one, right?

That's cute, anon, are you going to grow them for food?

>>36805951
Some of them will eventually go in the crock pot

>>36805923
Ah yes tendies from scratch.
Excellent.

>>36805843
Be the change you want to be. If that means bringing back edgy culture do it.

No. All the content creators realized they don't have to do shit for free anymore, so you'll be stuck with obscure message boards and chat sites

>>36806150
>the
those are the best parts of the internet anyways. i loved the internet before all the normies

>>36805796
>tfw you don't have to imagine

>all those creatures cucked out of leaving a fossil record we'll never know about

>the last organism of a species is at its death throes
>before dying, the one regret it has is that it or its species' members did not die in such a way as to preserve their skeletons in the dirt so that they may be found by intelligent apes thousands of years from now

>>36805765
Do intermittent fasting, after the first weak it's easy and the weight flies off.

Start by skipping breakfast every day. It becomes much easier than it sounds.

t. lost 20+kg with intermittent fasting

>>36805765
>So I'm asking for advice and help to lose weight and change my life around before it's too late. I don't want to do strict diets because they have always failed for me and just end up in fast food binges.

Well the only way to lose weight is to diet, so what's "strict" for you? Calculate your BMR, subtract 500 from that, ACTUALLY count your calories, don't guesstimate (this is where a lot of people fail), and only eat healthy, raw fruits/vegetables, and lean meat and you won't go hungry.

Gym/exercise. It will be hard at first so just do waht u can do instead of sitting on 4chan growing more fucking chins.

>>36805751
Man I'm a dude and I love pumpkin spice.

Can't wait for the fall again

>>36805766
your Man Card has been revoked

>>36805766
i love this tasty treat aswell anon, fuck what other people say and it gives me and white girls something in common to talk about