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>>36841363
Post asshole for us.

>>36841363
we should be friends.
originial

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>>36841446
will you make me not feel lonely anymore?

>>36841488
we can be more than that anon <3

>me so you know im not some neckbeard

because the UK is the second most normalfag country on earth

Because the grass is always greener on the other side. They're not actually any easier to talk to.

>>36841344
Americans tend to be less arrogant and nicer than Yuropeans. This applies to people from the entire American continent really
Canadians are super chill

people are biologically predisposed to mate with those genetically similar to them(Assortative mating), this is a proven thing, that's why things like genetic sexual attraction(a condition when siblings that were separated early on in childhood and meet as adults find themselves unusually strongly attracted to each other) exist. People naturally dont commonly date outside their race its not some culturally enforced thing its just nature.
stormfags put that whole "stealing your women" bullshit into your head in an effort to simply appeal to the reptilian portion of your brain rather than engage you intellectually.

>>36841336
Most girls here, especially white and asian ones are going to be unironically racist because "omg Chad goes on /pol/, better go full stormfront to get his attention!!!"

Also any woman who is hateful is a red flag

>>36841336
BBC chasers wander around mixing racial stereotypes with sexual objectification and you think somehow this isn't deeply prejudiced and self centered?

>18 yo
>complaining about virginity
Get the fuck out of here, you retard.

>>36841343
i'm not complaining im just 18.
i still have plenty of time

>>36841326
>18
I hope your post is irony because you still have uni/college in front of you.

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>>36841302
>too fat/weak for pullups
W-well at least I deadlift 120kg.

I'm thinking of going to the gym but it'll be annoying. I'll have to walk there for like 30 minutes and then back again. It'll also be awkward to be at the gym.

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>>36841302
nice dude I can only do 2

>>36841242
Do they even have sexual urges? Do potatoes even have that kind of awareness? Who knows.

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they can hook up with other retards

http://www.channel4.com/programmes/the-undateables/profiles/all/sam/290

>nine month relationship

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>>36841215
>tfw weird south american accent
I just want cool gringo friends

>>36841215
>>36841238
both of you post vocaroo

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>>36841258
No
I'll listen to it and it will make me feel even worse

>>36841238
tfw european accent, and not the good kind

they got used to the lifestyle in school where they didn't have to do anything and have come to the point where they fear change or exerting effort into anything other than content consumption

i dunno

i wagecuck for 6months and then collect ei and neet for 6 months.. it's really the best of both wortlds

>>36841174
>doing SOMETHING
more likely that not the thing you are doing is making someone who is already rich , richer.

Throw $975,000 of that into a mutual fund of some sort. Make sure to diversify it against market conditions. Use the other $25,000 to travel around for 6 months or so. Then go from there.

>>36841162
INVEST INVEST INVEST INVEST INVEST INVEST INVEST INVEST INVEST INVEST

>>36841162
I would find a way to kill myself in a million dollar fashion

>>36841153
You should tell us what they are first

I have seen normalfags talking about these. What the fuck are they? They're the new vaping or some shit, right?

>>36841153
They look pretty fucking stupid, honestly.

send me 100k please? :) ill fly out to you and give you a hug

>>36841102
give us money anon. support the less fortunate neets you selfish faggot

>>36841102

you will never worry about missed rent or job stability or when food prices go up

you will never actually have to face what a true fuck up you actually are

so you are not a robot

>>36841017
Only high test normies get acne. Get off my board REEEEEEEEEE

>>36841096
look at how skinny his neck is

this fag aint high test

>>36841120
>huge Adam's apple
High test as fuck. If he'd lift and bulk up he would be buff (but still ugly because of the acne).

Jesus Christ, that picture is uncanny. With the mother/son thing toned down a bit though.

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>>36841012
that's not a good gf, though

>>36841105
>that's not a good gf, though
oh sorry. correction, it is a VERY EXTREMELY GOOD gf

>>36841011
Boogie is a shit

>>36841011
I like this guy. Boogie & his cesspit of fans are such a negative fucking reinforcement.

BOOGIEDOWN550 BOIS

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DELET THIS RIGHT NOW THIS INSTANT

>>36840998
>people start speaking Russian close to me
>they don't know that I understand 90% of what they are saying

It's always fun to eavesdrop on unsuspecting people.

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>basketball-americans start speaking obama in front of me

>>36841027
This. There's these french shitters at my job who don't think I understand them perfectly and they're constantly plotting amongst themselves to get me fired. I'm always a step ahead of them and I've made fools of them so many times the boss thinks they're retarded.