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>tfw will never lick the sweat out of a qt fembots smooth or stubbly armpit

Why even live, anyone else have these feels? I don't even think it's possible finding grills who would allow this.
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>>36883444
Nice trips anon.
I wouldn't lick anyone's anything unless I liked them...But that licking of arm pit is a japan thing.
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>>36883444
Once you get a girl to like you, nothing is awkward, truth be told. I've only ever had one girlfriend, but she wouldn't have thought twice if I asked for this, not that I would have.

It's definitely not something you want to break out on the third date or anything, but once you're in a committed relationship, I almost guarantee she'll be fine with it. Secretly, everybody in the world is weird as fuck in their own ways.
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>>36883444
You are gross. stop making threads like this please

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>have crippling loneliness that is a main factor in my horrible depression
>desperately want friends

>hate socializing and whenever I do socialize all I can think of is going home and playing video games

what the fuck did god mean by this?? Does anyone else suffer from the same feel as this?
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Are you me?
I know that exact feeling.

The guys at my last job I got pretty close with and actually started to enjoy spending time with them before I had to leave. It was surreal.
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>>36883429
It's the worst because there is no way to fix it. We are faulty human beings
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iktfb. I get lonely and want to be around people. Until I am. Then I just wanna go home and be alone.

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You don't meet nice girls in coffee shops
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>>36883405
Just go to any bookstore you fucking mong.
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>>36883405
>going to coffee shops
>looking at girls instead of avoiding them

You are still a normie, anon. Better leave this board before you become robot
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>>36883433
I should do this but I can't talk to people so I'm not gonna try

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When's the last time you went outside?

been a littler over a month for me.

i take online classes and leave my house once a month to take finals.
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I have to go outside because i live rural
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>>36883582
>I have to

Suicide is always an option.
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Yesterday when I went to work to finish stuff but ended up playing a long match of AoE and going home after.

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Why the fuck do British people call it drink driving instead of drunk driving
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>>36883275
>Why the fuck do British people call it drink driving instead of drunk driving
They are idiot
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>>36883275
Why the fuck did you post a goldfish about this topic? The world is full of stupid fucking questions, nigger
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tfw no gf is what I can type to get replies

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What's the best country to find a virgin girl and what's the likelihood in that country?
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>>36883237
Nz is full of sluts dont come here.
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>North USA green (and the South isn't?)
>Any of the Philippines green
>New Zealand green
>Finland green
>Quebec green
You're fucking high.
Every girl I have met from any of these places were sluts, especially Finland.
Your best bet remains in the Balkans and Ireland, but women in general are usually whores these days.
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>>36883715
If this is the case, redpill me on the Balkans and Ireland. I live in a hypersexual white suburb, so in comparison to that tell me what the Balkans and Ireland are like

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fembots, are you virgins?
on a personal note, i dont know if i would want to date a nonvirgin. i have no idea why but it just bothers me knowing a girl i like has had a man put his penis in her before and i havent. it disturbs me and i dont want to be a part of her anymore. anyone else feel this way?
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>>36883230
no, but if it makes you feel better I only lost it recently to my robot bf
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>>36883230
your making me uncomfortable
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>>36883241
why do you get sex and i dont
what do you do

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>be 21
>got gf who loves swimming and really wants me to do it with her
>can't swim at all
>tried learning in the past and literally couldn't even float
>keep making excuses as to why i can't go with her there
>she, like most people probably can't even comprehend the fact that some people can't do it
>i'm probably 3/10 on a good day.
>also betafag as fuck. basically i'll probs never have another gf

should i just kill myself for not being able to perform a basic human function?
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"I know I've been avoiding going swimming with you, but the truth is I never learned to swim when I was younger"

That's it. That's all you need to say. She's not going to laugh in your face and dump you because you don't know how to swim.
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holy shit just tell her you can't swim, she'll think it's cute and teach you how.
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how can you not know how to swim lol like just get in the water and move your arms and legs hahahah

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Thoughts, /r9k/?
oriiginal
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>>36883164
good on you taking shit from /a/ and bringing it here to make a shitty thread for (You)s.

Here's mine, you obviously need it more than I do.
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>>36883208
lol fuck you homo boy
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>>36883164
>tfw Gohan was my childhood idol as a kid
>tfw expelled in 6th grade after threatening to shoot a kid

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>tfw smart but have zero motivation to do anything I'm not emotionally driven to do

how do normies keep up sustained motivation for their mundane lives?
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ARE YOU RECORDING THIS
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>>36883144

No idea, anon.
Same boat as you.
biggest problem in life is getting up in the morning to do that thing you really should but don't want to.
My entire life is wasted potential, and I'd be much more successful if I was a normie working a deadend job everyday.
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>i'm smart by lazy

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What do you think about the gym anons? It's pretty ridiculous when you think about it, everybody goes there to work out with the intention of looking sexy. Everybody is secretly eyeing each other from certain distances while sweating, it's basically a giant orgy without the physical contact.
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>>36883116
Most people go to the gym to work on themselves. They don't give a fuck what others are doing. Maybe if you had ever been to one you'd know that.
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>>36883143
Lies, people go there for attention. Why waste money at the gym when you could go workout outside or just purchase your own workout equipment at home? Retarded.
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Dunno if its psychological or not but i always fall ill after trying to hit the gym a lot. Went 2 weeks, bam, 1 week i cant go because i must stay in bed. I dont know if i can get gains like this.

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I can get attached to people after one conversation. This scares normies away, I know. How do I stop?
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Don't stop, that just means you care a lot.
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>>36883225
This.
Not all "normies" are assholes
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The smallest amount of attention leads to me daydreaming about our future.

>>36883225
It also means you get hurt a lot.

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What are ways to be an asshole to an upstairs neighbor that isn't trying to be an intentional asshole but is ignoring request to be a citizen?
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>>36883053
What the fuck does this even mean, anon?
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What are you trying to do to your neighbor? Stop right now before I gut you.
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>>36883053
>What are ways to be an asshole to an upstairs neighbor that isn't trying to be an intentional asshole
Why not be an adult and knock on their door and be like hey man vacuuming is good but please dont do it at 2 in the morning.

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>on grindr
>get to the part where i set up profile
>choose photo part
>panic before i put up a photo and close the app
>every single time
Why is this so hard.
Im really scared there will be someone i know that finds my face on this app
I just wanna talk to qt dickgirls
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>>36883034
Fake photo.

Not original
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>>36883034
Dude, I got some dude to suck my dick with no pic. Men are mega-sluts.
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So many people on there have photos that aren't of themselves

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>be me
>working on my molecular biology thesis
>spend too much time in 4chan, not realising the lab is getting closed for the night
>get locked inside
>mfw
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>>36883011
>molecular biology
try a non meme degree next time
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>>36883011
Only one thing you can do anon.

Set the lab on fire.
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>>36883011
Make me drugs and I'll come let you out

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