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White Chad - Chad

Black Chad - Tyrone

What's an Asian Chad, robots?
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>>36901254
>What's an Asian Chad
An over compensating beta
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>>36901254
Chang originally
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>>36901254
Jin

It doesn't get more original than this, baby.

Do any girls like Spicy foods?

It seems like every girl I come across hates them.
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>>36901215
At the very least there's bound to be one
What kind of question is this
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Ok sorry Apu, white girls just don't want to eat your plates of lava.
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makes thier vagina and poo poo taste wierd

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Anyone here desperately want to know how to drive a truck or be a truck driver but know nothing about driving stick shift and have only drove automatic cars? i love the r model mack and i would love to drive one but i wpuldnt even know where to begin to shift. i wish i ha a trucl and just a ton of flatland to drive on to get the hang of it


would i be a failurebif i dont know how to drive manuals and went to a trucl driver school that is three weeks long? i feel like everyone would think im a pussy
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>>36901184
have fun driving trucls
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>>36901184
Just buy a cheap-ass, old manual transmission car. You can probably find one for like $500 and grind the fuck out of that gear box as you learn to drive it.
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>>36901263
my cousin has a 2002 civic thats manual and she said she will let menhave it for 1000

im gonna buy it

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>tfw I realize the high I get from cardio is very similar to the high I get from marijuana

it really is the herbal jew isn't it
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>>36901148
well no it's just a dopamine release
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Stick with running anon. There's nothing like it.
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>>36901148
Must be smoking some week weed anon

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what is the single most baddest thing you can say to a woman/man in bed? for me it is "how much do you want to be fucked?" i literallly heard someone say that to his friend and omg..
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>I want to fuck you like an animal
>I want to feel you from the inside
Worse if she gets where it's from
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>>36901132
you mean bad as in bad-ass or bad as in bad?

If you want to be le ebin troll XD you should say "are you clean by the way? I'm waiting for my most recent test results" when you're balls deep in her.
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>>36901191
If she gets where it's from that's when I cream desu

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everything i knew is a fucking lie i just want to take the blue pill again dear god please.
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Implying the blue bill isn't the real pill.
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>>36901112
"... there is no turning back"

im sorry anon
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>>36901112
You can't go back now.
You're here.
With us.
Forever.

Enjoy your stay!

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Anon, even though you're a "part time" employee, we will need you to work full time hours and most likely overtime. You'll also be getting no benefits and no time and a half
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You don't 'need' all of those things. You can pay me what I'm worth or find someone else who'll do it. If I'm replaceable, so be it. So's this job.
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"fuck off"

It's easy enough to find a part time job by copy-pasting your resume to 1000 indeed ads and I've worked for like 6 companies so I dont need you on my resume

I actually go on a job search the first week of every month, applying for jobs just in case so I cant feel taken advantage of
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>not working your ass off
>To the point you do the work of 3 people
>Take an unexpected day off for them to realize they need you
>They tell you they had to call in 2 people to cover for you
>Threaten to quit if you don't get a raise or promotion

I've been promoted 3 times and 5 raises with this method.

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anyone else wake up early but then there beds too /comfy/ so you end up laying in bed for another 2 hours doing nothing?

happens all the time, I'm thinking of getting a less comfy bed cause its hindering my ability to get up but then I think about how uncomfy it would be and go back to bed
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If I'm in my bed ill fall asleep no matter what. I spend most of my off time laying in bed cuddling my pillows.
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>>36901004
Not really, I get hungry as soon as I wake up, and that drags me out of bed pretty quickly
>>36901028
That's pretty cute anon
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>>36901028
same here, im thinking of getting a dakimakura cause i cant sleep without hugging my pillow but i think itd be too awkward cause I still live with my parents

might just get drunk and buy one so I dont worry about it

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>2.5 hour job interview
>spent days in preparation
>seemed to go well
>told at the end that everyone who interviewed will get a call by today
>it's today
>no call

I'm devastated. This was the best chance at a job I've ever had. Please commiserate with me.
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bumping for a little discussion plz
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Just chalk it up as a practice run, Anon. Now you're already ready for the next one.
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Call them back faggot. Rule #1

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She got roasted
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Vegan Gains is a fag though
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She got roasted though
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he's my hero

myheroblox

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Post facts that blow your mind
>we have never actually seen a black hole
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It's almost like they're just made up for publicity and government funding.
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the world is fake. It's all fake.
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>He did nothing wrong.

Originaru

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I went in and it's like these people have the world's longest running imageboard soap opera
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>>36900918
Jesus fucking Christ are they still at it? Last time I checked in was months ago
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I've only been in once, months ago, and I don't remember it being remarkable in anyway; just weird.
Have you been in the Aya/Rem threads?
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>>36900954
Going in for the first time makes about as much sense as watching a random episode of a long running soap, no lie

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>tfw no limpid bf
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>>36900852
limpid ...
wtf ???
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>>36900852
In what context?

oreg
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>>36900852
I bumped your thread again

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What is the normiest social media platforms
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Twitter, Obviously
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>>36900807
Instagram, literally
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>>36900807
instagram, facebook, and twitter.

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>tfw lonely, poor fembot
>tfw no game to sink all my NEET time into
>tfw can't play WoW because no money
>tfw a robot will never buy it for you and play 2's with you
>tfw ywn make cute sounds for him on discord and slowly grow closer
>tfw ywn get married ; __ ;
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>>36900786
>tfw a robot will never buy it for you and play 2's with you

Rich NEET male here.

I only get rinsed by fembots with taste, cunt
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Are you any good at twos? What continent are you on?
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Playing WoW was your first mistake. Men who play wow already gave up on women long ago

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