How old is too old to go to college? If you get a degree in your late 20s/early 30s no ones going to hire you over a younger guy right?
>>39375742
its never too late.
my dad did community college and shit in his 40s. 4 years or so later he got his associates degree part time and that alone really helped out a lot.
age is only typically important in a few spaces, the rest they want proven maturity and competence. age doesnt matter
>>39375742
Yep if you are not finished with education by 25, including your masters, good luck getting a job especially in programming
>>39376271
Well shit I wanted to do computer science too. What should I do with my life then if not college?
how do you wipe your ass i just wad up the paper am i doin it wrong
1 piece for up
1 piece for down
1 to polish
My ass is bleeding but I've never put anything up my bum why
Neatly fold 2 layers and wipe to remove shit chunks. Then alternate baby wipes and normal paper, ending in normal paper to dry asshole.
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>>39375647
Hahaha thats cool hahahaha galahad haha
>>39376018
HAHahahaha top galahad ha
>>39375647
This server is filled with normies, avoid and sage.
Today, I did not think about killing myself
That makes one of us anon
>>39375595
I sure as hell did. Fuck me
Me either but I've been thinking all day of getting drunk.
It's monday ffs. I have to go to uni in less than eight hours and all I wanna do is get fucking shitfaced. Like, really fucking fucked up. Fuck. But it beats suicidal urges ngl.
Would you become a trap if you could pass and more easily get QT leftist girls who are eager to win their progressive stripes?
>>39375586
>2017
>The average college girl would rather suck off a "boiclit" than a non-Chad average guy's dick
>>39375586
>2017
>This is considered lesbian cunnilingus
Blue haired women are drawn to the boipussy anon, do you have one actual reason you aren't on HRT?
yes.
I'm not proud of that, but yes, I would.
My great grandfather was a nigger Slayer. Ask me anything.
>>39375576
fuck off back to pol please, there are enough hurr durr i hate niggers threads already.
>>39375699
Why do you care fag? He can post about niggers if he wants to
Have you guys ever had that honey sauce from KFC? It's so fuckin good. Especially when you put it in the fridge
>get Honey Select
I've had two post-orgasmic headaches now. This is by far the best porn game ever made. I literally cannot masturbate anymore because of how fucking good it is. I thought Artificial Academy 2 was the GOAT, but Honey Select wins.
Did you cum 2 times in 5 minutes? Did you delete your browser history? Be sure not to tell your friends about it.
>>39375588
no, i fapped for like 6 hours straight. the graphics are so fucking good, and the character creator is the best i've ever seen. i am scared to fap anymore.
>>39375601
Do hentai artists hate you? Did you have to hide it from your wife?
Hey guys, what if I asked my friend's taste in girls, and tried to integrate some of he liked into my behavior, do you think he'll like me like the way I do to him?
>>39375488
Idk, is he gay?
tits or gtfo
that is all
>>39375488
*some of the what he liked*
>What was your happiest birthday memory?
>How did you spend your last birthday?
My last happy memory was the last party I had when I was 8.
My birthday is today and I spent like any other except for being sadder then I normally am and currently getting drunk because not even my parents bothered to call me.
>>39375480
Hey my birthday was today too anon! I bought muhself an AR15 and put 160 rounds through it. P. Fun. One more year til i can buy a handgun. Ahh life is great anon
>>39375480
> Be 7
> Really excited for my birthday
> Get sick so the party gets cancelled
> My parents put on a party with just the three of us
> Had a good night because that was the only night my parents ever played video games with me
> tfw can't even remember what I did my last birthday, which really says it all
When I was 11 or 12 a friend pants me at my backyard birthday party and I screamed that he was a nigger in front of everyone after my peepee was exposed. I must have mentally blocked that one out because I had no recollection of it until someone mentioned it to me 10 years later. My friend was white btw
>Cmon anon just come with once
> i'm telling you it'll turn your life around
>what are you mumbling?
>just be yourself?
>anon I want to help you
>>39375451
>a-alright Chad
>nervously get on knees
>fidget with his towel as I get ready
>look up to him for reassurance
>he gives me The Chad Look and I suddenly become sure of myself
>unwrap the towel and let out a gasp as his half erect but already 8" cock is revealed
>a quick realization hits me as I instinctively compare my 4" penis to his member
>the thought makes me blush and I feel blood rushing to my little prick
>keep looking at his magnificent cock for a moment, before noticing a small string of drool hanging from my mouth
>let out a giggle, as if mocking that little part of myself that thought and perhaps still thinks he can fight the urges that can be felt deep within my mind and seem to resonate through my chest, turning my breaths into small gasps
>finally with a sudden determination I reach out and begin to caress his cock with my fingers and lips
>feel him getting harder and harder in my mouth and look up to him for guidance
>as I do, I feel his strong hands on the back of my head, as he smiles at me and calls me a good boy
>the rest of the world seems to melt away as pleasure echoes through my body, and I realize nothing else besides me, Chad, and his cock matters in this beautiful moment
>the rest of the evening is a blur and I only recall a feeling of floating, and endless waves of pleasure originating from my boipussy that I now know was made to accommodate Chad's rock hard cock
>the next morning wake up next to him
>still in a daze from yesterday's events, and half asleep I instinctively dive under the covers and go hunting for the thing I desire the most in the world
>Chad awakens as I'm giving him a sensual blowjob, and I feel him lifting me up to his face, and whispering something in my ear
>hear the faint words "no homo though", and suddenly I know everything will be alright
"He really did turn my life around" I think with a small smile as everything melts away again, until there's only me, Chad, his cock and pleasure. Endless pleasure.
I'm not interested in taking steroids, sorry dumbo.
>>39375451
Thanks bro. I appreciate it man.
Daily reminder all you have to do is throw parties and you can become a God; Invite a couple hot girls and chads then get revenge on any Staceys/Chads in your life you hate and watch them cry on their knees as they must spend their Saturday night away from all the babes
>>39375447
Howd you announce the party, interested
Also niiiice
>>39375447
based OP, origagookoo
What if you throw a party and no one comes?
Is there a name for this?
I'm a guy, straight, and attracted to normal things.
But when a girl remarks about certain features of my body, or touches certain features of my body, it makes me really hard. In particular, my butt and lips.
If she kisses me "actively", it gets me hard, and if she gropes my butt during missionary, that gets me hard.
I have no idea how common this is, but I've been like this for years.
I would really like a serious discussion on this topic *autism face*
>>39375403
>*autism face*
>reddit spacing
>being near a girl
>having kissed a girl
Where the fuck do you think we are?
stop
bait
kys
fag
What would you do if you found this in your garage?
Remove the plastic phallus, untie him, give him a glass of water, hand him some clothes, wrap a chloroform-soaked rag around his mouth as he's getting dressed, tie him in a more comfortable position.
wonder how he got out of the freezer
Honestly, I'd just roll him down the driveway into the street. Let the state deal with that fag, I need my garage for doing drugs and working on bikes.
What do you think of girls that never ever smile?
They're probably busy thinking about something.
Best leave them alone.
I don't really think about women anymore except as an oppressive cloud that corrodes civilizations to dust.
>>39375192
I'm ok with it. I'm not very expressive myself. It would be better if there was a rare smile though. It would feel that much more special.
I'm not ok with it if it's because muh depression or something is why they didn't.
How come men aren't attracted to cool women? But women are all attracted to cool men?
>>39375066
I'm falling for the bait, but the only woman I've crushed on after middle school was like six years older than me and very cool with a great taste in music.
Speak for yourself man, I like cool women.
because a "cool women" fucks a dozen dudes and gets herpes