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who here /developmentalychallenged/

>took wais-iq-test
>below average on perceptual reasoning
>well below average on processing speed
>doctor was smiling from ear to ear

every one except me knew i was retarded and no one told.

what did i ever do to deserve this.

also share stories of your mongoloidesque adventures.
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>>37104325
>every one except me knew i was retarded and no one told.
Is this the dunning-kruger effect? Could you explain more?
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>>37104349
>>37104349
why ofcourse, for every bump or so ill share a story, and ill answer all question far as i manage.

the dunning kruger effect seems to occur when people are overly confident in their abilties while not being good at the subject.
this fits me very well. i have pushed away countless friends and aquaintances by arguing on mattes i simply do not understand.

although i was disillusioned, i can also blame other people for never telling me.


greentext for fellow mongoloids :
>developed faster than other kids
>at some point they developed and went past me
>became a overly selfcritical narcissist before that happend
>turns out im just an acurratly critical disabled person
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>>37104583
I know this feeling all to well. I have wised up since then and taking steps to control my "knowledge" outbursts. It is hard it truly really is. No one sees what I say is wrong but what I say is not right. ;( I don't know what ot think anymore. I feel like I fall into the category of the shiniest turd. I may be pretty but I am still shit.

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There's a a girl at my school whos 2 years below me that started this year i think im in love with. I haven't been in love with anyone or cared much for anyone for about 4 years now but thats not really the issue. The issue is that i don't know if she has a boyfriend or not cus' she seems to hang out with one guy alot at our school. i graduate in just over a month and i have to tell her something before i graduate or i know i will always regret it, but should i ask her out or ask if she has a boyfriend? i just don't know
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Sounds like you've never even spoke to her. Why do you think you're in love with her?
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youre going to graduate in a month, theres nothig this chicks bf can do to you, go for it
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love>infatuation>lust>desire>care>courtesy>kindness

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Goodnight sweet prince.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=3mbBbFH9fAg
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>>37103892

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dfF4t9-wpCM
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>>37103892
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ySzrJ4GRF7s
would be a little more appropriate, no?
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>>37103892
HOW WOULD I KNOW

THAT THIS WOULD BE MY FATE

HOW COULD I KNOW

THAT THIS WOULD BE MY FATEEEE

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Who /occasional back breaking construction worker for below minimum wage paid in cash/ here?

Life is hell and we must suffer for our sins committed in a previous life. I sometimes fantasize that I am orc working for Sauruman when I am digging a ditch in a basement with low lighting on a sweltering day.
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>>37103858
Top kek anon you made me giggle, you deserve a promotion at Orc manager of public interaction
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WE AINT HAD NOTHIN BUT STALE MEMES FOR THREE YEARS
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>>37104032
Do some Meme yourself then, don't blame the world if your part of the problem.

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reminder you cant be a robot if you dont listen to nightcoree
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out of the way good tune coming through
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BRK4YFeB4AU
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>>37103788

I listen to classical music only. Everytime someone asks me what music I like I just tell them "I listen to all kinds of music" / "I dont prefer a certain genre". Heh. Stupid normalfags, I won't let you categorize and exploit me that easily.
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>>37103788
yer a nigger faggot

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Which serial killer is /ourguy/

>Pic unrelated (of course)
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>>37103548
Sorry, is or WAS /ourguy/
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>>37103548

Zodiac killer, he killed normies and whores and made a game out of it
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>>37103548
Daniel Harold Rolling all the way /ourguy/

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>Be me with my long hair
>I'm ok with it
>Parents keep telling me to cut it
>I don't want to, hate going to the barber
>Yesterday
>''Anon cut your hair, its ridiculous''
>''NO, its my hair''
>''Yeah, but we are the ones who have to see it everyday''
>''...''
>''Here, I'll pay you 50 bucks if you cut it today''
>''O-Okay''

mfw my parents literally paid me to try to look better

mfw my hair now sucks (pic related, kinda look like this)

>inb4 underage
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They are shallow idiots. Beat them.
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>>37103367
Just a few weeks ago, I had really long hair (it almost went up to the middle of my back), and I just decided that I had enough, and cut them short. Now i'm surprisingly happy about it: I finally look like a normal person, and more importantly, it takes less time to clean.
If there's one reason to have short hair, it's this one.
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I just get a buzz cut about every 2 months.

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*blocks your very original path*
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>>37103241
This is one of my worst nightmares to this day. Thank God for ESET.
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>>37103241
>>37103278
It's looks like a shitty browser script. All you do is turn your computer off and on.
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>>37103278
It only affected users who hadn't updated. Also, AV won't help if they haven't found the virus beforehand. Only backups will.

I want to do gymnastics once or twice a week because its supposed to help with other sports and it looks cool

I think my mom will tell me no because she thinks i'll be there to stare at the little girls

what should i do?

I could pay with my own money but i dont have a load of it to go around
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>>37103142
I'm sure you will be doing gymnastics with your own age group
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>>37103153
is there an option to go at the same time as another age group
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>>37103171
Have you ever participated in any other sports? I've never experienced being mixed with little kids.

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>tfw 340 pounds
>could have been a normal weight with a normal life if parents weren't fat as fuck

Why is this allowed? I know it's my fault I'm still fat right now, but I could have been normal and now my body is fucked forever.
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>>37102962
Can't you just do one of those surgeries to get rid of a bunch of weight?
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>>37102962
I'm 340 pounds right now, too.
Do a low-carb diet.
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Yeah 445 pounder here/ even if we lose the weight we'll still look grotesque

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>take night shift job
>7 to 6
>must sleep through sun
>having hard time getting good sleep 6 months in
>though id be used to it
>look shit up
>find out that the human body has a natural reaction to sunlight and darkness thet stimulate the sleeping and waking process
>been going against nature this whole fucking time for an extra 40 cents per hour
>cant switch to day shift cuz no openings
>start developing chronic headache, sick once a month
>even when i get in the swing of the schedule, i oversleep on Sundays despite putting up loud ass alarms and my dog annoying me
>sleep literally rips my conciousness away sometimes at work
>20 thirty minutes of my head hanging and arms moving in subconcious continuation of work
>on thin ice for taking days off for sickness and sleep
>already depressed before this
>take nyquil for a bad cough when i get home one morning
>pass the fuck out for 8 hours exactly
>"holy shit all i have to do is take some nyquil"
>read up on how it helps you sleep
>imediately find out using it as much as id need to would destroy my liver within a few years

Only job i could get that pays me enough to be able to live alone

Fuck civilization, id rather farm and die at 40
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>>37102894
>id rather farm and die at 40
I think more of us want this than we realize
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>>37102894
>>find out that the human body has a natural reaction to sunlight and darkness thet stimulate the sleeping and waking process
>>been going against nature this whole fucking time for an extra 40 cents per hour
you must be a retarded fuck anon. most teens know this shit.
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>>37102968
I want it more than anything
Not op

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Would you date a deaf girl?
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>>37102829
Yeah but it might be a little hard to communicate since I don't know sign language. I suppose if I liked her enough I could learn it though.
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I would only date a deaf girl
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>>37102829
Yes, and I'd make love to her/cuddle her whenever I have the chance.

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What's with this growing trend of right wing/conservative girls on Youtube?
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>>37102594
They fill a niche. The worst are the anti-feminist ones
> Look guys, I don't like feminists because they're all crazy bitches unlike me, I'm all for men's rights. I'm not like the other girls rawr xD
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>>37102594
easy way to earn living of thirsty MAGAPEDES
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you forgot the best one senpai

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Why do you want to kill yourself /r9k/?
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>skinny balding asian manlet
>constantly gets rejected by qt girls
>no friends
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>>37102325
Do you play vidya? Why do you think you keep getting rejected? Because of your looks?
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Why would l not want to kill myself?

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I WANT A GF I WANT A GF I WANT A GF I WANT A GF I WANT A GF I WANT A GF I WANT A GF I WANT A GF I WANT A GF I WANT A GF I WANT A GF I WANT A GF I WANT A GF I WANT A GF I WANT A GF I WANT A GF I WANT A GF I WANT A GF I WANT A GF I WANT A GF I WANT A GF I WANT A GF I WANT A GF I WANT A GF
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>>37102075
i want to fuck that sad cat
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tfw you cuddle with a new gf on the couch and she puts her head on your chest and you rub her hair slowly and it smells nice
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>wanting a gf
literally last thing on my priority list

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