>Be me with my long hair >I'm ok with it >Parents

They are shallow idiots. Beat them.

>>37103367
Just a few weeks ago, I had really long hair (it almost went up to the middle of my back), and I just decided that I had enough, and cut them short. Now i'm surprisingly happy about it: I finally look like a normal person, and more importantly, it takes less time to clean.
If there's one reason to have short hair, it's this one.

I just get a buzz cut about every 2 months.

>>37103367
>parents want me to cut my hair
>like op they're willing to pay for it plus $40
>sigh
>fine
>use year old conditioner
>comb my hair
>just ponytail it and shittily braid it
>no joke edward elric from full metal alchemist gave me this hair style idea
>parents can't argue i look better
>get paid
>kept my hair
>never braid or ponytail it again
>every year once my hair goes back to being shitty and frizzy and parents bitch just repeat it they know its as far as its going to go
Train your parents OP. You just lost your Elf Aesthetics potential.

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>>37103514

Doesn't work if you have a Jimmy neutron skull

>>37103660
Sucks. It really doesn't work if your skull has a weird shape.

You should become a NEET. Then you will get a daily haircut.

>>37103367
Should've gotten it cut really short.

>>37103367

I haven't cut my hair in 2 years and a half, I only shave once every 2-3 weeks, used to do it every second or third day

now it's super long and goes way past my shoulder, longer than the hair some girls have
I look like an agressive hobbo, but it's better than looking like a dumb nerd

btw my mom likes it, dad stopped pestering me to cut my hair about a year in

>>37103367
Why the fuck would anyone want to have gay ugly retarded faggot heavy metal long hair down to their ass? That's exactly how I picture you OP and if I'm correct then you're better off dead.

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>>37103820
>You should become a NEET Than you will get a daily hair cut

>>37104797

short hair on men took of in europeans and arabs because they get bald after their twenties
in races that don't go bald as much like in the native americans, men also wear long hair

so in a sense long hair is more natural for a human, but idk, some carry a long hair nice, others don't. I have longer hair than your mum but I never wear trashy clothers or dark clothes metalcucks wear

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>>37104874
Well well well! Looks like we got a ragie wagie among us!

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>>37105110
"""RaGiE"""" HaHaHa say that as loud as possible so the Stacy in the passenger seat of my brand new sports car can hear you, my NEET friend

>giving up your hair for 50 bucks
you dont deserve the good hair genes anyway

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>>37105214
I spend plenty of time with her while you're toiling away for Mr. Sheckleberg. Don't worry though goyim, if you work for 80 years maybe you can die in a nursing home and not on the job

>>37104905
>so in a sense long hair is more natural for a human

I don't see how there's anything unnatural about cutting one's hair. Like, you aren't defying any laws of nature by taking a sharp object and cutting off the ends of it. It's more primitive, maybe.

>>37105110
>>37104874
You guys know, that regardless of wagie vs neet, we're on the same autistic boat, right?
Instead of directing our concern at each other, lets instead use our autism, self-hatred, and mockery on more important things. Like poltards and roasties.

>>37103367
You're parents know best anon.
Next time just ask for a short-back-and-sides and to leave your hair heavy on top.
If you say to your parents that you don't like your cut and you want your hair shorter i'm sure that they will happily pay.

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>>37105300

>Poltards
GO BACK

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>>37105321

THATS A NORMIE HAIRCUT I WILL NEVER DO IT REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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>>37105269
>80 years

KEKerino neetie, I have enough money to retire in 4 years and I'm only 26.

We can share Stacy; I'm much more interested in marrying my short autistic titcow fembot pure virgin gf. Y'know, the plain spergy girls you think you can get who are also only fucking Chad.

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>>37105377
>I-I have money!
And I have already retired, and thrive on money taken directly from your pockets

>>37105362
It makes the guy at the job centre respect you more, so he takes it easier on you during the weekly interrogation.

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>>37105416
>taken directly from your pockets

Yes, scrape that little bit off my paycheck to barely get by!

Feels good, right, to live comfortably in a small musky NEET hovel knowing that wagies are making more than you while having ostensibly better lives with regular sex and nice material things, and- here's the real kicker! - they don't complain half as much as NEETs do

So go back to your marathon edge session before you snuggle your dakimura, just remember that I'll be snuggling your oneitis after she sits on my face tonight

>>37105641
Sex isn't even as good as masturbating anon. Why does everyone lose their shit over sex?

>>37105710
He's LARPing as a Chad wagie, I'm LARPing as a smug NEET

>>37103514
>Le buzz it meme
We're not all 10/10 underneat a head of hair anon

>>37105766
I'm not a neet, i've got a job, i've explored the female body.
Sex is horrible and awkward and vagina just doesn't feel as good or tight as a hand.

>>37105766
>LARPing

Eh idk about that lad

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>>37105807
>Believing literally anything you see someone say on 4chan

>>37105834
>le nothing ever happens
>le fembots don't exist

This is why you're a virgin m8

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Op should replace the new rodrick in the diary of a wimpy kid movie with that hair cut

>>37105802
That's because the roastie you fucked had been stretched open by Chad already

>>37105710
NEET admit defeat with this post, but it was an entertaining tale

>>37103367
haircut is the difference between slob fat uggo and acceptable fun looking dude

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>>37103367
You got dat dee dee ramone haircut

>>37106024
>"looks don't matter!"
>everyone hates new rodrick because he's ugly

>>37103394
I had long hair from like age 10-18. I started buzzing it every few months instead and it's just such a nice feeling. Never have to bother with hairdressers, takes like 45 seconds to wash it and I always stay cool during the summer.

>>37103820
>>37104874
Fucking hell, where did this haircut meme come from?

More girls (seens) are attracted to me when i have short hair, not when long hair, unwashed, hobbo style.
Go for the short one, faggot.

>>37105300
>poltards

This is our board nigger.

>>37106024
>Papa Pepe's Pizza
>A7X shirt
>that haircut
>it's not even shopped
apex kek

>>37107857

At the end of the test you'll get the results, those marked yellow are the ones in wich you got ''positive'' for asperger. I got all the ones

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>>37108145

WTF WHY DID THIS COMMENT CAME TO THIS THREAD REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE