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>>37166408
What the hell is she doing regularly checking archives?

>>37166451

Narsicism and a need to be loved. She's chasing it through internet attention which is unhealthy.

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>falling for the shedevil's lies

You have yourself to blame.

>>37166400
i went to a tranny the other day

she came in my eye by accident

now its infected and i might go blind

listen to OP guys

>>37166400
Never did originally.

>>37166443
LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
that's where you fucked up. never associate with trannies or escorts....... didn't your parents teach you this much? =\

I don't know what I'm looking at. White people need to just stop

>>37166348
Lol is this a white people thing? I'm white and I had a white gf try to stick something up my butt.

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>>37166348
It's called a prostate massager. There comes a point where you get curious about these sort of things. I am tired of the same old masturbating.

Unless the dude is actually fucking her, it aint worth it. This "pics and vids" shit is for losers. Some rich dude wants to take some college broad out to dinner and give her a bit of money and then fucks her? I see no problem with it.

As for the broad, good for you. Until the boy you like finds out, and he will eventually. Then you will really see that the cost of being a sugar daddy is more than having some old dude's cock in your mouth.

>>37166007
* Cost of being a sugar BABY *

It's a great thing to have. But that picture is just a camwhore, not a sugar baby.

t. Sugar daddy

if you're going to make role play threads you may as well post girls that are somewhat attractive

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>No girl will ever touch that unless you get it removed!

Haha, yeah, sure.

>be the first of a murican girl
>years later she tells you in a drunk rant that you ruined her
>she sees at cut-fag dicks and think they look broken
>she misses playing with a foreskin during afterglow

Feels good mang.

The dishwasher has to tip the servers? Does your boss know about this kickback system you have going on?

>>37165824
I meant tipping outside of work. I figured you could infer that.

>>37165810
I used to be a dish pig before i became a server.
Don't let the servers walk all over you. They don't understand how god dam hard washing dishes is and they won't respect you unless you put them in their place.

>>37165704
>no normies here know the feel

i just go through with it. what else are you supposed to do?

My therapist told me I just have to "ride the symptoms" and wait til it's over.

Sounds like bs, but I don't know of a better way. Honestly every time I try to calm myself down it gets worse so the best thing for me is really to just "ride the symptoms"

>>37165704
I have anxiety/paranoia issues but I can avoid them most of the time if I avoid kids. I dunno if other people get them periodically or if they are triggered by something though. If you get them randomly, I'm not sure what to tell you.

I really doubt anyone of nobility would move to Chi-town.

>>37165621
Polish nobility would

Ancient Egyptian nobility here, 'sup?

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I wonder which one of these you are. If you signed up for PoF, you have serious issues.

>>37165242
I didn't sign up, I just use the search to look at what's in the area.

>>37165197
They're getting dick anytime they want to, they're just searching for the best beta provider on PoF

>>37165145
do you have a sauce on this?

>>37165145
I've never felt bad for a female.

Be careful my edge might cut you

>>37165145
When the girl that cheated on me told me she was suicidal for doing what she did.

stick "it" in them

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Hug them really tightly and pump?
When have my release I kiss them?
I don't really know how it should be done.

I dunno.

Hold their hand, and fall asleep against them probly.

I'm tired all the time.

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>>37164963
I don't. Only normies really want a girlfriend.

>>37164963
fuck the gf, just send me the 72pack of strawberry applesauce and keep them coming

No one here is as cruel as they pretend to be. Everyone would trade all of that cynical insight for a happy life with a partner who loved them as much as they were loved in turn.

>>37164918
Iktf. I know I'm not good enough for love, but should pity sex really be that hard to come by?

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>>37164918
I wonder this too. It's a great mystery indeed.

>>37164918
Whores come in just about every budget range.

MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODS

GET THESE AID HIVHOLES FUCKERS OUT

Please move thread to >>>/lgbt/

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>>37164597
Colt 45 and some light beers, I should be pretty buzzed after a few more beers.

>>37164837
nice mt dude
>although I hate the taste if beer prefer spirits

>>37164866
Nice dubs, I used to hate beer with a passion until I tried lots of different beers. But I still love nothing more than some good vodka on the rocks, Siku and Heavy Water are two of my favorites.