Why do any of you even want a girl friend?
>>37164963
I don't. Only normies really want a girlfriend.
>>37164963
fuck the gf, just send me the 72pack of strawberry applesauce and keep them coming
No one here is as cruel as they pretend to be. Everyone would trade all of that cynical insight for a happy life with a partner who loved them as much as they were loved in turn.
Because I want to be loved. Is that a crime, officer?
>>37165069
It is, if you can't first love yourself.
bc i like girls and want to get married and start a family someday
i think i'd cash in for a brick of coke at this point
>>37165181
I do love myself.
I want to share my love and find companionship.
It beats being alone.
>>37165352
Why would she love you and not Chad?
>>37165181
How often should we love ourselves before we get a gf? Is there certain material we should love ourselves to, or will what we have saved do the job?
>>37165408
Same reason I would love her and not Stacy.
I'm not into that type lifestyle.
Guys smell bad and have rough voices. It's nice having a warm body to sleep next to and wake up to. There's also the whole "finding someone who doesn't complete you, but you feel that your deep relationship helps you both become better people in the long run" thing.
I also am a bully and like to tease people.
I don't. I'm too busy 90% of the time to dedicate the required amount of time, energy and emotions to a relationship.
I just want a girl who likes to chat occasionally about our week, go out to dinner/movies every now and then and get each other off when we need it. So basically I just want a FWB with emphasis on friend
>>37165508
In other words, she wouldn't love you because you are a beta loser.
>>37164963
Yeah I really do.
I think I have a lot to offer someone, I'm very bright and caring. I could make someone happy who needs it.
I just don't want to get hurt.
>>37165508
Because you would have no chance with Stacy, Beta.
>>37164963
I just want a loli gf to pet on the head and hug. Sex really ruins the cuteness.
>>37165594
Stacy is going to be addicted to heroin when she's in her 30's, then you have a 100% chance for 10$
>>37165546
I don't think I'm a loser.
Define what you think a loser is and I'll see if I fit that profile.
>>37165594
I had Stacies come up to me and dance with me a when I go to raves. Most are boring though and to self obsessed with there own image.
>>37165763
>Stacy danced with me at a rave
>just ignore the fact that she was blinded on drugs
>>37165763
>neet
>virgin
Are you both? Then you are definitely a loser.
>>37164963
I really just want a best friend that's a girl desu
I just want a live-in maid with benefits. If she wants to be called my gf, then fine.
>>37164963
I don't. Only failed normies want a girlfriend.
>>37164963
Wanting a girl friend is a meme.
the idea of companionship sounds lovely, but irl it sucks and usually goes nowhere. I just want my own stable family but that's actually a harder goal to reach nowadays. I'll get over it eventually.
The roastie thing is a meme, it's a genetic lottery, some vagainas are like that.
My mom for example has a pussy like a baby, you can't see the labia
Yet my sister has a big labia even when she was a virgin
Same as the "uncut dicks smell" thing
I am cut and mine smells in just two days of not showering while my the dick of my father, who only showers once a week, never smells.
>>37164963
Sex and companionship
>>37166973
>My mom for example has a pussy like a baby, you can't see the labia
Yet my sister has a big labia even when she was a virgin
Why the fuck would you know this?
>>37167008
I'd rather know why he knows his father's cock never smells.
>>37167008
>>37167018
must be a nudist family, only reasonable explanation really. or else anon is telling lies on the internet which simply cannot be
>>37164963
I feel that (genuine) intimacy would improve myself as a person because it's something I've never had before.
>>37165068
This.
But it's such a terrible gamble. Each heartbreak physically damages your brain and endocrine system a significant amount.
>>37167329
>Each heartbreak physically damages your brain and endocrine system a significant amount
What? Going to need a sauce for that pseudoscience bro
>>37164963
I don't want to be alone anymore. I want someone who cares I exist.
>>37164963
I don't want a girl friend.
I want a best friend that's a girl.