>in dorm with my black-chad roommate
>he's on the phone with his mother ranting about fuck whitey
>going on full kang-history tangents about different things, most notable example was how a black woman wrote for shakespeare
>"they're so manipulative, and they do this to EVERYONE"
>now he's talking about how 9/11 was a hoax
>"who REALLY created ISIS"
>"they took away all the PRIDE and JOY of the black man"
People of my race actually, unironically feel and think this way. Fucking kill me, someone looks at me and this is the type of person they anticipate me being, and apparently with good reason.
WE WUZ KANGZ shit is really retarded
Although he was correct in questioning where ISIS (the terrorist group) came from. They were originally funded by then US government
>>37170845
Yeah, the ISIS thing isn't as wrong as the other shit he's been spewing. Still jesus christ, I've never witnessed this sort of thing first-hand before and it's disheartening
>"All the history is gone, all the KANGZ that came before us is gone"
>"If I could go back to Africa right now I'd do it in a heartbeat"
>"We should be raising a generation of *african* americans, even if they haven't been there in a long time they can still go back"
Because Africa doesn't hate American niggers even more than America does...
>>37170825
Keep sucking the white dick there coon
You get to ask God one question. Well, what's your question?
>>37170655
Who are you? desudesu
Do pets go to heaven?
will i go to hell if i kill myself?
(non-redditors) how did you first discover 4chan?
Originally from a shock site (moid.org in particular if anyone remembers it) back around 05/06 It had a forum and I remember someone linking to the site in one of the threads. Been here since.
I'm think it was some magazine article about porn on youtube. I spend months just lurking and was super anxious when I made my first posts and took ages before I dared to start my first thread.
My friend told me about it, he used this site for furry porn. I was a Tumblr user (I wasn't an SJW) and used this site more frequently after the raid
>getting this hairstyle today
post hairstyles you like. feel free to talk shit
So the thotboy cut? I really hope you have the hair for it, else it's not going to like your pic.
>>37170610
nigga dont do it that hair is terrible and reveals much autism and fuckboy
>>37170636
i have a friend who has this hair and girls fucking love this shit. but you need to be thin otherwise it looks ricidious
It's not a problem with women specifically. Repression and rebelliousness occurs in males too, and in non sexual things as well.
>>37170474
Lots of women have extreme masochistic sexual fantasies and enjoy the idea of being brutalized and pretend-raped, choked, hate-fucked, insulted, humiliated, spit upon by an aggressive domineering male
especially rich spoiled sluts like her
18 years of asian parenting will do that.
She inadvertently created the holy grail of porn though so I'm completely ok with it.
I wonder what she's up to nowadays.
>tfw no 600 pound gf
>>37170462
She's trying to eat him, isn't she?
>>37170481
ywn be eaten by a giant whale of a woman after sex
>>37170462
it's certainly a good feel
Over 140 - Genius or near genius
120 - 140 - Very superior intelligence
110 - 119 - Superior intelligence
90 - 109 - Normal or average intelligence
80 - 89 - Dullness
70 - 79 - Borderline deficiency
Under 70 - Definite feeble-mindedness
so where are u?
Somewhere in 120-140.
>>37170447
also 120-140 on the lower end
124 IQ here. I don't feel superior in any way. I can solve complex problems like they're obvious, but I end overlooking simple mistakes.
How are people with above-average intelligence supposed to have high self-esteem when intelligence isn't valued in a person?
As long as a person isn't retarded do you really care how smart they are, honestly?
I keep hearing everywhere that women supposedly value intelligence, but where's the actual proof? So far all you really see is attractive women with dumb shits.
If you're smart, but don't have a career, you're just as fucked as everyone else, please tell me what advantage being smart gives you.
Intelligence is only valued if you get money with it...
But really it's all about the money
Use your intelligence to make a lot of money
That's what I'm doing. If there were actually any women that were so called "sapiosexuals" I would be getting laid constantly since I am (not memeing) in the top 1% of the top 1% of intelligence. In real life that just makes people not like me because I come off as either an arrogant asshole or really weird, which I am.
Fortunately I just started a $35/hr job which should grow to $54/hr next year as part of the research team for a software company.
>>37170328
Get on my level. I sometimes make 1k for 30mn of consulting...
>So anon tell me more about your autism spectrum disorder :o)
>>37170066
Tell me more about your eating disorder
>>37170107
morbidly obese disgusting roastie detected
>smokes cigarettes
I havent even touched a woman in 10+ years but that shit is a dealbreaker
What is it like to have friends and go places with those friends?
>>37169894
Fun until you realise that you care more about them than they do about you and come t understand just how shallow your connections to them are. You will never have true companions who will stand with you against the world like in cartoons or anime or movies. All friendships in this day and age are based on convenience and as soon as it stops being convenient to be your friend, your so-called allies will either turn on you or abandon you.
>>37169941
you should probably find some good friends
It's overrated
One on one hangouts are superior friend format
Am I seriously the only anon who cums in 10 seconds
>>37169751
if i was allowed to plunge my penis into that girls vagina i would probably too.
>>37169751
I wish I was rich enough to pay her to fuck me.
>tfw no twitch slut gf
>>37169751
That bitch smile is fucking creepy.
>be Arab from Lebanon engineering exchange student in Sweden
>decide to take up swimming lessons
>never learned to swim because grew up with grandparents
>perfect opportunity since nobody knows me here
>first time at the swimming lessons
>as expected all "students" are immigrants but I'm the only one who doesn't speak Swedish
>instructor is this very tall blond woman (I'm a manlet so I don't know how tall but approximately a foot taller than me) with a weirdish face, not ugly but not cute either, early 30s probably
>swimming lesson goes fine
>am actually the best student there even with my lackluster swimming skills
>go back to changing room
>everyone is showering and dressing
>too much assburgers to shower with them so wait for them to leave while I hide in the toilet
>go to the open showers
>since nobody else is there, pull down my trunks and shower naked; the showers are shared but you're supposed to keep your swimming attire on while showering the clorine off
>mid shower swimming instructor lady comes in
>wtf.jpg
>she acts as if nothing is weird
>gets under the showers
>I pretend nothing is weird either
>eventually she starts making conversation
>asks me questions
>I answer curtly
>I go to leave
>she grabs my hand
>turn around
>she forces her face on me
>I'm like shocked, don't know what's happening, just go along with it
>she pulls back, smiles
>I slime, I wouldn't have thought of her in that way, but I'm not going to say no, now
>even if I say no, she could probably have me, anyway
>she starts fondling my dick
>...end of story (we just fucked afterwards, not going to go into detail)
This happened on Friday night. Shit was crazy. WTF still cannot believe I lost my V-card this way. WTF.
>be Arab
Stopped reading there
That sounds so hot.
nice try sage noko
Here's what is going on:
>be me
>be 6'2 chad
>make out with a girl at a club a year ago
>7/10 thicc legs but "toned" (friends say she's 8/10)
>don't text her back
>friends say I made the biggest mistake of my life
>they praise her 24/7 and make fun of me for not making her my gf and banging her
>They make her out to be the perfect girl
>ENOUGHISENOUGH.jpg
>Text her generic "I want to see you let's go out" text
>We go out
>Make out on first date
>I have kept seeing her for more than a month now
>Whaddayaknow she's not perfect
>She just doesn't turn me on
>still not official
>I keep texting other girls daily and get a kick from it
>Went to the club this week and made out with a younger, skinnier girl
>Dick was diamonds
>Saw "gf" yesterday
>At her house, no parent, got no action
>Only kisses were pecks
>Leave her house when her parents arrive
>Feel like I deserve better
What do I do robots? I HAVE to get laid before summer ends!
Image not familiar
what you have to do? leave this board disgusting normie
>>37169014
you dont advice you want your ego fueled you spastic
>be me
>chad
>r9k
lolz
>fail school most my life due to depression
>fail exams at 16 and drop out of school
>go back after minwagecucking it a bit
>fail at start, no depression for the first time in years means i get A*A*A*A*
>hurrr durrr you need decent GCSEs to apply
>go to a slightly above average uni
>realise just how hard I've been memed on as time goes on
>eternally buttblasted about never being able to apply anywhere good
Am I wrong for being pissed about this, and how do I get over it?
>>37168869
You aren't wrong but that's just the case. You are competing with literally thousands of people who got 4 A* A-Levels and 12 A* GCSEs. Oxford was always out of the question. At least at undergrad.
>slightly above average uni
Which Uni? Because if it's a decent RG one, you could meme yourself into a postgrad degree at Oxbridge, like a lot of people I know did.
>>37168869
How can you do A levels without GCSEs?
>>37168869
>tfw I got into Oxbridge with only one A*, at GCSE
I'm so fucking pissed off.
Why the fuck do people think it's okay to text others at 3 AM on their PERSONAL PHONE?
Were you never raised with any manners? Fb chat or email it if it's going to be so fucking late. Holy fuck it reflects on you so badly.
Literally want to block and delete this piece of shit. Fuck I literally fucking HATE compsci geeks. How fucking senseless are you dude?
NOW I CAN'T GO TO SLEEP. It took me so long to fall asleep and I was finally in that sweet spot deep sleep
then this fucking retarded autist has to fucking wake me up with my bright ass sounds. Yes I should've put my phone on silent but who the fuck texts at 3 am? Have you no manners?
This isn't some Skype/international/fb chat shit, and I'm not even close to you.
YOU LITERALLY saw me posting on facebook to someone else and liked my shit and because I didn't reach out to you, you had to fucking sperg out and text me.
JUST GO AWAY FUUUUUUUUUUUCKKKKK GODDDDDDDDDD WHAT IS YORU FUCKING PROBLEM FAH;LDSFKJADLS;KFJA;SLDKFJAHHHHHHHHHH OMGGGG i'ma lready so behind on my sleep schedule and have to wak eup in 3 hours just fucking kill yourself senpai
Shitty bait dude.
>>37168849
Hi Stacy. Gentlemen here. I just wanted to let you know how angry I am with this child that is interrupting your sleep. If I knew where he lived I would tell him a thing or two for your honor.
Now that we got all of that out of the way, can I see a pic of your feet pls?