>So anon tell me more about your autism spectrum disorder :o)

>>37170066
Tell me more about your eating disorder

>>37170107
morbidly obese disgusting roastie detected

>smokes cigarettes

I havent even touched a woman in 10+ years but that shit is a dealbreaker

>"uuhh where do I start"
>"sometimes I just say what is on my mind without thinking about the consequences"
>"why would you drink such a large coffee?"
>"don't you know the female body reacts poorly to caffeine"
>"It makes me upset to know that to function in society 90% of people rely on stimulants just to get us through the pressure of each waking day"

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>Oh that...
>Well it has crippled me in many ways
>Ive missed out on lots of opportunities in life and had many set backs
>B-but the fact you're willing to come out with me and give me a chance makes me really really happy.
>You're a really beautiful person, not only on the outside, but most importantly on the inside.
>*Places hand on table gesturing that I wish to hold hands with her*

>>37170344
Combined with that image I read this post in a Dark Souls NPC voice. Needs more "h-heheh..." though

>>37170107
hahaha laugh at the delusional fatty

I'm guessing you're "thick" or "healthy", not overweight KEK

>>37170066
I don't normally give a shit about phones and such but that's actually a pretty nice phone case

>>37170344
>*Places hand on table gesturing that I wish to hold hands with her*

it's like you gained your ideas of social interaction from fucking disney movies and sitcoms

>>37170344
Holy fuck beta. She'd be dry as fuck if you actually said this.

My god you guys really need PUA in your lives.

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>>37170066
is she smoking lights?

>>37170371
>being literally mentally ill

>>37170066
haha bitch ass hoe I shoot dem niggaz in ma hood when I was a young shorty

how abo we g to d venic beach n pick up sum ice creamz I craving dat shit hoe

>>37170107
>ruins the date
Sad!

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I wouldn't even be able to talk.

I can't talk to anyone who I find the least bit attractive.

I'm fucked.

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>>37170344
>Ew Anon what are you doing? I told you we are just friends! I guess Stacy was right I shouldn't socialize with creeps even if I feel sorry for them.

>>37170480
I'm gay dood

>>37170107
that is normal weight you fat fuck

>>37171173
she looks anarexic

>>37172319
>anarexic

stupid and fat? unsurprising

>>37172564
Yeah, I hate fat people! In fact, everyone hates fat people. The only fat person I met who doesn't hated herself for her fatness was a retard!

>>37173326
is this supposed to be satire? what an embarrassing post

>Splash my hot drink in her face and walk away

>blushes like a tomato
>nervous as fuck
>"Hu...uh...I am not autist but I..."
>(I just want to kiss you)