You get to ask God one question. Well, what's your question?

>>37170655
Who are you? desudesu

Do pets go to heaven?

will i go to hell if i kill myself?

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>>37170655
Can you send me back in time with my memories intact so I'll know what not to do.

What is the best question that could possibly be asked?

That way even if I'd never know the answer to this question, at least I'd be able to think about it.

>>37171878
no t god

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>>37170655
Hey God, will I ever get an Arin gf?

>>37170655
Is liking girls with dicks gay?

Are traps gay? How gay?

If you knew that I would turn out like this and be miserable and be doomed to hell, why did you created me still? You knew exactly what would happen. You knew the choices I would make, the paths I would take that would finally lead me to suffering and eternal damnation, and you allowed it all to happen even so... Why?

>>37170655
"How do I get your job?"

>>37170655
Why do you allow autists to make shit threads?

>>37170655

Either

>what are the next winning powerball numbers?
or
>how do I get an attractive girlfriend?

>>37170655
Will I ever be happy again? Will there ever come another girl to love me for what I am?

>>37170655
Should i have pizza or ramen for breakfast?

If I take that off would tho die?

>>37172277
The answer to those two questions are the same

>>37170655
What's the cure for autism?

>>37172624
i dont get it desu desu desu desu desu

>>37172624
Don't you mean the answer to the first is the answer to the second? The answer to the second may not necessarily answer the first.

>>37172371
You've fucking failed me in my time of need you selfish shit.
I'm gonna go ask buddha shit, at least HE appreciates proper food choices, douche.