Who else /notsatisfied/?

what you have to do? leave this board disgusting normie

>>37169014
you dont advice you want your ego fueled you spastic

>be me
>chad
>r9k

lolz

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>>37169038
>>37169125
I need advice
I posed my dilemma. Dump her and risk not getting laid or stay and be unhappy and have a miniscule chance of getting laid?

>>37169178
>>37169014
>What do I do robots?
GETTING
THE
FUCK
OUT
CHAD
THUNDERCOCK
NORMIE
SCUM
REEE
>>>/adv/

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>>37169014
its bait but fuck it ill bite


first of all, kill yourself, i sit hear dreaming of people talking to me, either you dont understand what /r9k/ is or you just want to fuck with us either way go back to /soc/.

this is not the place to get advice on how to get laid most of us are 25+ and still kissless virgin NEETs.

but fuck it ill give it a shot, if you want to get laid, just do whatever you did last time to get the girl to make out with you at the club, then invite her back to your place. repeat until it works.


now if you dont mind, we will go back to drinking profusely and wallowing in our self hatred. back to /soc/ with you, FUCKING NORMAL FAG REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>37169014

Dude settling down this early is the cuckiest thing you can do. I assume by your post you're in your early 20s so go and fuck everything that moves while you can. Dating at this point is literally pissing your best years away.

Good luck.

>>37169178
just kill yourself my friend, you sound retarded and you probably hate yourself

>>37169255
you fell for the bait, dubsposter

>>37169014
You gotta find someone you genuinely click with

Getting with a person because "hurrr she/he so sexy" is fucking dumb and will not lead you to a happy future.

>>37169014
your mate prob has a crush on her and imagining how perfect she is

>>37169266
Dubs seal the truth.

I'd think I would want a romantic relationship but whenever I get a girl I crushed on I realize she's a pile of shit and want to get back to the polygamous life.

>>37169255
im 47

>>37169302
He told me all the guys would jerk off thinking of her back in school.

Maybe it's because I've never interacted with her outside of a 1on1 scenario that I don't see the hot side of her.

>>37169367
ok good for you, still not a robot, or a cyborg, probably not even a NEET. TO /SOC/ WITH YOU

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>>37169255
>>37169288
>>37169300

Quite prophetic

>>37169288
did you not even see the image attached to my post or are you just retarded?

>>37169014
Look at her tits though. At least get nudes for posterity, then dump

>>37169461
are you blind op says pic not familiar, aka pic unrelated. this is not the girl hes talking about. (though i wish it was)

>>37169409
im not op u fagitty fag fag

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>be roiding
>be fit
>be in a good career at 24
>Be married to a thicc loyal motherly and sweet Latina
Still want to get r9k pussy.
Fantasize about pounding the cervix of a tiny bodied 19 yr old naive femanon girl into a sex crazed haze and showing her what a real man feels like.
Oh well. I'd never do it. But I entertain. The thought.

>>37169565
Normie/Chad here and I want the same. Just once instead of a normal girl I want to try a mentally fucked up fembot.

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>>37169591
I sometimes mane live at home gf application threads and I get like 3 cuties to to talk to me on snapchat. Too bad I love my wife too much so I just end up deleting and blocking them everytime.

>>37169645
I have chatted with a few fembots but they all flake very soon. It's rare that after the first conversation they'd still reply.

>people falling for this cheap bait

>>37169720
I was talking to two beautiful ones about living with me while I provided for them. It was hot. Then i just blocked tbem out of nowhere. That's about all the flattery I get now. I'd never ever cheat on my wife but I do like fembot attention. Makes me feel desired still.

>>37169754
How do you manage that? Because I want a live-in maid with benefits and could afford it too. Maybe my location is the reason, since everyone knows there are no fembots in Europe.

>>37169842
Yeah I'm American. I just said I'd give an s monthly "allowance" of like 200-300 dollars and I'm not rlly ugly either and roided so that helps. For sex and cooking cleaning. Possible marriage lol. Then I just no and ghost them. It's sad. They're so cute.

>>37169880
Well fuck. If they come that cheap I'll have to try to import one from Burgeristan.

>>37169565
>be roiding
enjoy the shrunken testes faggot

>>37169591
Have been with fembots...

Too fucked up to have a decent relationship with, but so much fun in bed

>>37169953
They only shrink about 20%. You don't even use em to fuck.

>>37169842
> Be me, be French
> French women are awful
> Dutch women have massive egos
> German women are awkward
> Polish women are horny but awkward

I do much better with non EU women...

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>>37169014
you deserve better bro, go get 'm

I hope you find a younger, skinnier girl, because that seems to work for you

>>37169957
That's exactly what I want. I don't want a fembot gf, I want to fuck one.