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The only hope for you is to look chiseled and that requires working out. Its LITERALLY the only thing you can do about it.

>19
>135 lbs
You haven't got problems ;) Some of us on here are 180 lbs +

>19
>6'1
>lean build
>150 lbs
>baby face

i feel you

5, and what are those?

Im REALLY feeling 5 here man

#11

I don't exisst

Just wash your face breh.

>>37188210

I shower every 3 days, come on man.

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>>37188210
Should I just bee myself too bruh? xD

>>37188106
I'd bump it from a 4/10 to a 5/10

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>>37188106
A bit better.

>Instant validation from strangers online
>More confidence with girls because I'd always know I have something to impress them with

t. five inches

>>37188106
Apparently girls really like my personality and the way I look so I guess I'd be a chad but without the shitty personality.

>>Whats the most valuable thing in life
Having sex (no, seriously)
>>Do you have some kind of existentialist belief system that gives "meaning" to your life?
No. I'm pretty sure life has no meaning other than getting to the best possible situation. If you ask me what the best possible situation is, it includes fucking a hot girl who I'm in love with.
>>How do you feel about Varg saying that Autists are more "normal" than normies?
I don't really take Varg seriously. He says some legit shit but also a lot of retarded blabbering. Normies are obviously more normal than autists.

>>37188021
Ugh beliefs are self evident and boring. Flawed logic, false perception and baseless hypotheses are infinitely more interesting.
>>Whats the most valuable thing in life
Life itself duh.
>>Do you have some kind of existentialist belief system that gives "meaning" to your life?
Yes, my mother gave it to me and I'm very sentimental.
>>How do you feel about Varg saying that Autists are more "normal" than normies?
He's right, normal is abnormal.

Let the (You)s commence.

>Whats the most valuable thing in life

Having children and having a family and being successful.

>Do you have some kind of existentialist belief system that gives "meaning" to your life?

Having children. Because when I die the only remnant of me will be my children in that way I live forever.

>How do you feel about Varg saying that Autists are more "normal" than normies?

Idk. Maybe it makes sense cause were traditionalists and realists. Normies try to warp the nature of things by being open minded a d progressive and just end up fucking everything up.

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>>37187887
>and anal

Nope, I'm out. No poopoo on my peepee

>>37187908
You realize you're supposed to clean it out beforehand, right? There shouldn't be anything there if you do it right.

>>37187887
im sure plenty of people would do this even without the money

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>>37187842
>ugliest girl you would still be willing to fuck multiple times.

Ur sick op, ur dicks gonna get aids and fall off

>>37187842
You can't be that bad looking, OP

Just leave him he's bluffing.

Fucking normos I swear

>>37187811
People who commit suicide don't constantly talk about it. Even if you leave him, he'll be the same.

Be with me instead ?????

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>>37187703
Here's a blank one.
Oregano

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>>37187703
you seem nice, but why not fill in the bottom?

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>>37187703
wondering if i'll ever find a qt artsy fembot gf, knowing that i'll die alone, expecting nothing less, hoping for something more

>26 years old
>have quit 7 jobs, never staying long enough to use any of them as a reference
>moved out for 6 months cause cousin needed a roommate, but then he got married 4 months in and I had to move back in with parents when lease expired
>haven't had a job in 18 months, don't have a car, go days at a time without leaving the house
>too scared and timid to talk to either of my parents now, communicate through texts, always avoid being coming up to the main floor when they are down there
>have gained 70 pounds in the last 2 years
I think it's safe to say they've given up on me

I demonstrated unarguably how society sucks and explained that I'm better for not conforming to it and that my endless rebellion is the greatest of all possibilities to ask from a son.

I haven't spoken to them in over a year. They pay for my apartment, paid for my car, pay for my cell phone, internet, utilities and for me to buy groceries and supplies. And some money for whatever I want. I get the same amount each month. I think it's set up so it automatically takes from their account and deposits it in mine so they don't have to remember to do it and think about me once a month. They chose an apartment over 40 miles away for me so they don't have to ever feel bad for not seeing me.
I think it's safe to say they've given up on me.
I feel bad because I was their only child and come from a long line of wealthy, accomplished, highly-intelligent people. Clearly something skipped a generation, though. They tried really hard to turn me into something, but I think sometime around my 28th birthday, after continuously failing to meet their decreasingly low expectations, they realized that I was kinda past the point of even being a caricature of what they wanted for me. They didn't want me to starve so they set this up for me (it's really not a lot of money for people of their status), but I think they're just tired of making the effort and want to move on and forget about this major disappointment in their lives.

me too anon

i need to get my motivation up to write more

I'm wondering if she's thinking about me. Which is ridiculous, of course she isn't.

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just going to bump this thread real fucking quick thanks

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>>37187229
My girlfriend is almost like this, except for the whole cooking me dinner and impregnating thing.

>>37187229
post template pls op

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Still my ideal gf.

Too bad she doesn't exist.

>>37187056
I barely even see any tripfags and you can filter the few that exist.

Ex-tripfag who quit after everybody else except for 54m50n quit here,
the summer of trips was like two years ago, so do you mean we ruined it then?
I do miss those days, I was a literally who but it was kind of like having friends.

>>37187056
Gonna need the source for this pic

You can't end up with all the girls, that's the first rule of dating sims.

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>>37187003
dating sim chad here. don't let the dating sim beta try to fool you. just keep being yourself.

>>37187003
how the heck am I supposed to decide which girl to pick when they're all good

>>37186918
keep one as a pet? sure!

opossums are lovely pets and do not get adopted nearly enough. they're very easy to take care of, can learn tricks, can respond to their names and are VERY affectionate. plus they eat literally anything. bugs, eggshells, mice, fruits, veggies, you name it.

>>37186918
wew took me a minute to realize it wasn't nomming its own guts but momming its own rugrats

>>37187076
>do not get adopted nearly enough

are you actually supposed to adopt them?