Realistically how much better would your life be if you

>>37188106
I'd bump it from a 4/10 to a 5/10

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>>37188106
A bit better.

>Instant validation from strangers online
>More confidence with girls because I'd always know I have something to impress them with

t. five inches

>>37188106
Apparently girls really like my personality and the way I look so I guess I'd be a chad but without the shitty personality.

almost no change at all

I could maybe make a little side money from doing dick pics online

>>37188106
It is only better if you aren't ugly. Unless you think weird guys complimenting dick pics online is better.

I'd feel a lot better

5.1 inches

>>37188106

It provides confidence knowing that if we get past 3rd base, I'll always get the "you're so big" when we fuck. It helps to know how to eat pussy too.

t. someone with a big dick who lost their virginity in their 20's

>>37188129
This. I'm the same size too

At 4.5" rock hard, it would keep me from having suicidal thoughts every day.

I'm 6' tall, tan skin, solid build, very attractive, excellent hair, but fuck I have zero confidence because all I can imagine is

>talk to girl
>get her number
>call her
>ask her to come over
>start to fool around
>she feels my dick
>that's small
>she leaves

And it has kept me from many meaningful relationships.

I am 6.5" but with a very thick head. I can't handle blowjobs because of teeth. I only ever had a great BJ from a fat chick with a big mouth.

Having a big cock is overrated.

It would improve my life by 100%.
>Can't get a girlfriend? I'd just whip my dick out and have every girl within a 50-mile radius lusting after me.
>Can't put a down payment towards a car or house? I'd just whip my dick out and they'd give me a pass on the down payment.
>Getting bad grades in school? I'd just whip my dick out and the teachers would give me A's for being much bigger than them (and female teachers would have sex with me).
>Somebody takes me to court? I'd just whip my dick out and the judge would automatically rule in my favor.
>Somebody bumps into me as I'm walking? I'd just whip my dick out and they'd be the one to look down and say sorry, not me.

Being a shower instead of grower would be nice, but don't think size wouldn't help me shit.

Never had any sizequeen gf, and I probably would react with disgust to girls like that even when I can measure up to their taste.
Already had girls do the "Its hurting me when you are so deep, just let me do oral instead" stuff which kind of sucks.

honestly it wouldn't be much better at all. I'd still be a depressed anxious antisocial weirdo except not with a bulge that's hard to hide and everybody thinks I'm hard all the time.

>>37188106
I'm 5'8" with a 7 inch cock not bone pressed. It's literally nothing. I never get laid and I don't care about showing it off to gays online.

My face is ugly as fuck and you autists forget that being attractive is all that matters. An ugly, short guy with a big dick is just considered creepy.

>tfw big cock and decent looks but lack the social skills to get laid more than very occasionally if the girl initiates it
>also have hard time maintaining hardon when I am naked around a girl, been cock blocked by my own body multiple times for this reason

Feels like such a waste. If I wasn't poorly socialized as a child I could be Chad right now. There are fat girls in my town right now who are missing out on perfectly good dick that I am deprived enough to give them if I could only get alone with one of them goddammit why am I so autistic.

definitely better

whenever i'd be feeling down i'd call one of my fuck buddies over and relieve some stress

>>37188319
>don't think wouldn't
Kek. Freudian or no coffee, your call.
Meant tp say
>would not help me

Having a big dick is the only way to have an easier life than a pretty woman: with a big dick, you control women who in turn control small dicked men. If your penis is larger than 5 inches, you are not a robot.

I'm 4 inches hard. I'm also 390lbs.

Hopefully once I lose some weight I gain some length. Even if I was 5 inches I'd be happy.

I'm 6 foot tall and if I could shave inches off my height to add to my dick I'd do it in a heartbeat. I'd rather be 5'8 with an 8 inch dick than 6 foot with a 4 incher.

Idk. I mean sex would be great and she could bounce on my dick anyway she wanted but anal would be terrible and I'll never have a,proper deepthroat or blowjob. So eh.

I would get more confidence in more sexual aggressive approaches. But that's it, my face is unattractive and heavily scarred from acne and my body is fat and round. At least it would be some interesting sight to me, a ugly short guy with a giant veiny long and thick dick.

I'm 7" but it's thin.


Girth is everything...

>>37188106
Eh, I mean hypothetically it would give me a slight confidence boost with women. I'm not too awkward with women to begin with, but I suppose a big dick would be my fall-back in case I'd say or do anything stupid. It would negate every negative opinion they'd have of me because they'd be too dumbstruck to remember once they see my horse-hog.

My only concern is that it would take on a snowball-effect. Once I've fucked one, she'd tell all her friends and more would inevitably follow. My life would literally revolve around me having a big dick. I wouldn't necessarily be complaining, but it is something I'd have to ultimately accept as my greatest quality, since I'm average looking already and have the personality of a fucking rock. Whenever they'd see me, all they're going to think is "Oh that's the guy with the huge dick."

As it is, I'm reasonably sized already and have a decent body. But with the autistic personality I have, I'm not even sure a bigger cock would change much of anything. I'd probably be more horny and narcissistic, more eager to show it off, but it still wouldn't make me a normie.

I wish I was big enough to do irreversible damage to the insides of dumb roastie whores

sauce?

oreganoriopio

>>37188106
i do have a big cock. i'm still a fucking loner loser, but suppose i've at least had sex with a slutty attractive girl from the internet because of bragging about my dick on tinder.

>>37188195
"you're so big" means you're average (or starring in a porno)

speechless gasps and a brief look of fear means you're legit big.

My life would still suck and id still be miserable, but strangers on the internet would fawn over my dick

have 9.25x5.75 cock

my life is a fucking wreck
i gave up on casual sex a while ago because it was unfulfilling and more trouble then it's worth and my sense of self is way too tied up in how good i am in the sack
and i'm a damned good fuck
honestly only wanted a loving relationship with a woman i cared about

still depressed
still sad
still lonely

might go back to slinging dick again, but i'm not really sure if my life will get any better or if i'm just going to add more stress to my...."life"

That penis looks fake.

>>37188895
Stupid fucking normie. Get out

Potentially worse. I mean, I'm certainly not a Chad, and am shocked to have a gf due to us both hating talking to other people, but we haven't boned yet (she's a virgin) and she is decently afraid to, cause she says "I'm too big" considering she can barely handle her tiny fingers. Kinda concerns me that she's got something else.

>>37188895

Go get the fuck outta here.

>>37188106
Wouldn't want a big dick desu, and no realistically it'd have nothing of value to anyone here since they'd never get the chance to show it otherwise.

>>37188916
It's real. It's just cock pumped.

I don't think it would change anything, I'd still hate leaving my house.

>>37188239
This has happened to me with almost every chick I've been with.

The ones that don't are either too nice, beyond disgusting, want my money, or a combination of all three.

I just fuck escorts now. Get a regular girl or two, and a regular asian brothel, and go have crazy fun, unattached sex a couple weekends a month. No shame.

>>37188933
>>37188977
Why the hostility?
I'm just a sad asshole online who wants to talk about pointless shit.

>>37189078

Yeah exactly. People ask me why I'm 28 and only really go after 18-19 year olds and I hate to be honest but it's because they have limited experience. One day I'll find someone who enjoys my size, but until then I'll just keep trolling the waters for college freshmen.

>>37189262

Because this isn't a
>oh it's awesome to be able to sexually pleasure women but I still make bad decisions in life
thread

We don't want to hear about that sort of shit, go take that stuff to a different thread.