Kill four, fuck two, marry one
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Marry my Lord Jesus
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I kill the cindustrialists and marry nothing because marriage is archaic and exploitative.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VgYtgXUb2kE
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>tfw robot because of my vitiligo
I'm a fucking freak and want to die. If you have good skin then you're not a robot.
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but post-modern art is within my fetish territory
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your skin makes you more interesting, youre beautiful anon
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I generally dislike black girls but a titcow with vitiligo so she looked like a holstein sounds pretty nice.
Why don't you Michael Jackson your skin? At least then you could pretend to be albino with normal hair/eyes.
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Anyone here actually experienced /ss/, or know someone who did? Share your story so I can fap.
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My aunt (like 15 at the time) used to hump me when i was 3-4. all clothes though and nothing else
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My cousin sucked me off a few times when I was 11-12. She let me stick it in too, though I didn't actually fuck her for more than a few stroke it was pretty amazing.
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>mfw no one never appreciate what it means to experience /ss/ at the time because you have no idea whats going on
Why is it that male pedos make you so much angrier than female pedos?
When a 25yo woman is dating a 15yo boy, you cheer and think it's "fukken awesome". But when it's the other way around, you think the disgusting pedo is lucky to be alive after his irredeemable sin against humanity.
I'll tell you why this is:
Because all men are biased, stupid assholes who are in fact deep down closet pedos themselves. And when another man is brave enough to do something they can only dream of doing, this triggers a hostile emotion. By hating the male pedo you hide your envy and your own weakness.
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Pedohunters are the worst pedos in denial.
I'd say at least 70% of all men have pedophiliac tendencies.
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Idolatry. Hhhh
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>>37332410
>But when it's the other way around, you think the disgusting pedo is lucky to be alive after his irredeemable sin against humanity.
I don't because that's not pedophilia and 90%+ of humans who have ever existed would look at you with a confused face if you implied that there's anything "disgusting" about it.
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Question for those born in 1997(cusp of Millennials and Gen Z).
Do you associate your childhood more closely with Millennial things like Blockbuster, Jimmy neutron, Yu gi oh, PS1, PS2, N64, Drake and Josh, Pokemon when Misty, possibly May also, was still there, Gorillaz, Discman, Malcolm in the middle, Cyberchase, Tamagotchi, Osmosis Jones, original Ben 10(came out in 2005 so it barely slips in), Kim Possible, and having crushes on Britney spears, Christina aguilera, Sailor moon, Misty, and Dark magician girl - having crushes on girls is something that any normal boy who's not mentally ill should have?
Or Gen Z things like streaming movies on Netflix, CN Real, Hannah Montana, PS3, Wii, Xbox 360, Bakugan, The Dark knight, Pokemon with Dawn being there, Justin Bieber, WallE, Twilight, Chowder, Marvelous misadventures of Flapjack, Adventure Time, Silly bandz, and having crushes on Justin bieber and Harry styles, not girls, because Vice told them it was "hip" and "cool" to be homosexual?
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>>37332302
1996 here, top one for sure
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>>37332302
I was born in 1991 and I already asociate growing up almost as much with the bottom list as I do with the above so 1997+ anons are definitely going to fully
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>>37332302
1998 here, I hope that is close enough.
I actually remember Millennial Things a bit more fondly, probably because they tend to be better, but I do remember everything you listed for Gen Z, I just really hate most of it.
But some of the Gen Z stuff like streaming movies, PS3, Wii, Xbox 360, Adventure Time, and other shit like that is fringe Generation I stuff.
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Why do women keep orbiters around?
Are they sociopaths by nature? Emotional manipulation is a trait in psychos.
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Vaginas do not know the concepts of loyalty, truth, righteousness or even beauty
To them, all people are there to either praise them, give them money or help them getting any of those.
They will even abort their own children if that helps them fitting in into the group and having what I mentioned above.
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>>37332349
Why must these threads sustain themselves? It's honestly just so sad to see you all gang up on people who're undeserving of such things. Shame on you all.
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>>37332409
yeah but you don't have to be a faggot about it
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I read a thread about some guy getting 40yrs in prison for some huge misunderstanding and having to go soon on /pol/ earlier today
Half an hour later I have some misunderstanding of my own fall in my lap and I'm still walking the tight-rope above jail time, with tomorrow bringing either my redeeming factor, or everything goes wrong. If everything goes wrong, I'll probably just kill myself instead.
Life sucks guys.
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I'm just so scared
especially since my life was literally just getting on track
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>>37332122
>misunderstanding of my
So what did you do then?
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>>37332122
give more info, what was the original guy's story?
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Are you flexible enough to self suck? It feels divine, especially when I cum straight into my mouth.
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>>37332065
yeah I have a long penis and a terrible back. I love swallowing my semen like stacy never will
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>>37332065
No, I try to practise this but without success. What is the best position? I have tried it on my back with my legs over my head. But there is still a long way between my dick and mouth.
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i can't even touch my fucking toes
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>Every guy who doesn't love me is a horny idiot
>Every girl who's prettier then me is a huge slut
Why do I think like this? Somebody please help me.
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>>37331908
Contact details hoe.
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Worldly advice will last you for a bit. Then it'll wear out like all things material.
But Jesus is the Lord eternally.
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because you're a narcissistic asshole
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>taking precalculus
>can barely keep up
I should probably kill myself to ensure that I don't accidentally breed
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>>37331838
which units are you having trouble on, anon-kun?
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the world needs ditch diggers son
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>>37331876
robots can faster
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>be me
>masturbate on a fine evening
>get to the point of orgasm and start to cum
>mom bursts through the door to tell me something
>rounds of semen still coming out of my dick in the open
>mom is completely shocked
>sees google search of porn videos
>"mother gets raped by son"
>I then say, "I wasn't thinking about you!"
>she rushes out of the room
What is the easiest way to kill yourself?
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If it makes you feel better anon you'll probably be famous on plebbit because of this
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>>37331692
>>sees google search of porn videos
>>"mother gets raped by son"
Ohhh
Oh anon, no
This is amazing, you deserve this. Don't look at incest porn.
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>>37331692
so you're saying she stopped and took stock of the situation when she noticed you orgasming?
hmmm
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you are telling me that the feeling of an orgasm is the result of evolution? something that just happened at random?
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>natural selection
>random
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>>37331486
>When you study Quantum Mechanics and you realize everything happens by random chance
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>>37331486
shit-tier bait, please try again with something original
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How do straight men tolerate modern women outside of sex? 2017-05-28 06:49:57 Post No.37331403
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How do straight men tolerate modern women outside of sex?
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I'm bisexual, one thing I've noticed is that a lot of women these days have become vapid self centred overly serious princesses who can't even carry a conversation, or make someone laugh. It seems like they all expect men to be the jesters, whilst offering nothing in return except their validation. Women have forgotten the art of the conversation and interesting women are becoming an endangered species. For every woman who can make me chuckle, I know 20 men who can make me fall out of my seat laughing. The majority of Women are boring people, whilst even attractive men I've dated or known are capable of being humorous and interesting. I've decided to exclusively have relationships with men because of this.
How do you guys do it, have relationships with women? It's seems like other than sex, they're useless. Maybe you guys should try cock for a change?
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>I am unable to do x
>How can others possibly be able to tolerate doing x??
Not everyone is a maladjusted as pie with tunnel vision and a thirst for semen. Did you ever consider that?
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We don't, but what choice do we have. Sometimes I wish I was Gay for this reason.
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>>37331490
Say something funny then, roastie.
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Psychological Help Thread 2017-05-28 06:41:51 Post No.37331242
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Psychological Help Thread
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Numberless Edition
Let it out. Ask anything, share anything. How're you doing this Sunday?
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I'm on my 6th day of 500mg DNP and I feel like absolute shit, although I think I can make it till 20 days unless I die.
My gf contacted me today and thanked me for leaving her alone and asked me if I'm coming back and if I'm okay. I answered "Yes, but not yet" to the former one..
I then asked her if she misses me and said that she doesn't know. And then I asked her if I should even come back and I said I don't know.
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>>37331396
What's DNP?
What's your relationship situation? I'm not familiar.
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>>37331441
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/2,4-Dinitrophenol
I thought you were the same guy that made those previous threads.
I told her I wanted to take a break because she has PTSD (that she fights every day for me apparently) from me threatening her once over the internet over a year ago, and she freaks out when she sees the number 555, which in her mind is a sign telling her to leave me.
She also said that she loves me but that she doesn't like me, which sounds like an oxymoron.
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Where do I find a french bf?
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>>37331120
Why french, anon?
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>>37331190
I think they are very cute!
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>>37331120
On Grindr, or gay dating websites.