>be me
>masturbate on a fine evening
>get to the point of orgasm and start to cum
>mom bursts through the door to tell me something
>rounds of semen still coming out of my dick in the open
>mom is completely shocked
>sees google search of porn videos
>"mother gets raped by son"
>I then say, "I wasn't thinking about you!"
>she rushes out of the room
What is the easiest way to kill yourself?
If it makes you feel better anon you'll probably be famous on plebbit because of this
>>37331692
>>sees google search of porn videos
>>"mother gets raped by son"
Ohhh
Oh anon, no
This is amazing, you deserve this. Don't look at incest porn.
>>37331692
so you're saying she stopped and took stock of the situation when she noticed you orgasming?
hmmm
>>37331909
Fuck Reddit, they're just leaches and cunts for le karma off of what other people make. Anyone screenshotting this and putting it on reddit, go fuck yourself
>>37331692
That is so fucking hot. I love you OP.
>>37331951
It was for like 4 seconds, and yes. Parents have no regard for privacy
>>37331970
Everything on reddit seems so plastic and fake
>>37331692
This didn't happen. Include me in the screenshot, Reddit.
Wait. So were you thinking about her?
>your mum checks r9k for son's happening thread
>>37331692
Fuck, cringiest part is where you said anything at all kek. If you weren't gonna tell her to knock first then you should've shut up
>>37332184
No, I like to think about the idea of someone fucking their mothers But I do not have sexual interest in my mom at all. If you understand what I mean
>>37331692
>rounds of semen still coming out of my dick in the open
Decent fantasy bait anon
>>37332391
Sorry I don't ejaculate once and that's it. It takes multiple movements to get it all out
>>37332003
Ok, so you were masturbating just to google instead of clicking the video? Damn, that's the first time I see that fetish.
>>37332661
I was finishing, I didn't need any video at that point. I'm weird and like to flip through multiple videos when I wank
>>37332699
I do that too, if I watch 4 5 minute videos I wont cum as quickly as if I watch 1 20 minute video or 2 10 minute videos
>>37332854
I don't even do that, I spend time watching or knowing the back story (because that's important) and spend like 30 seconds flipping through sequences and images that get me closer to cum. It's bizarre
>Probably, OP's mom wouldn't have been able to read the Google search from across the room
>She likely assumed OP was fapping to normal porn
>OP spilled even more spaghetti by immediately claiming "I wasn't thinking about you!" than if he had kept his mouth shut
Ah yes, that is some good pasta OP
>>37332972
Wowee, people are truly interested in every single facet of the situation, it's amazing.