>Every guy who doesn't love me is a horny idiot >Every

>>37331908
Contact details hoe.

Worldly advice will last you for a bit. Then it'll wear out like all things material.

But Jesus is the Lord eternally.

because you're a narcissistic asshole

>>37331908
because you are a soulless roastie selfish whore. think about it, there is still time to improve yourself you dumb slut

>>37331908
Because you're a woman oregano

>>37331969

How can I be narcissistic if I hate myself?


>>37331946

You can't prove anything.


>>37331939

>tfw the only guys who ask me out are random 4chan losers who are only asking you out to go "SEE? WOMEN CAN'T BE ROBOTS! GUYS WILL STILL ASK THEM OUT EVEN IF THEIR UGLY!"


Fuck off.

You don't need help. You need to obliterate Stacy.

>>37332022
>How can I be narcissistic if I hate myself?
I don't see how that's mutually exclusive at all.

Really nice of you to call me a loser and to assume I was trying to bait you into something.

>>37331988
>>37331980

You can fuck off too.


>>37332044

I can try. But she has an army of orbiters ready to pounce at any second.

>>37332022
You won't get any cock with that shit attitude

>>37332061

>implying everyone on here isn't a loser

Cmon, dude.
>>37332071

The only reason I have this shit attitude is because I can't get any cock.

>>37332022
>>37332067
lmao no wonder noone likes you. you dumb human garbage

because youre completely right

>>37332090
>because I can't get any cock.
You can, you want ChadCock though.

So, what are you doing here posting to a bunch of losers? Attentionwhoring?

>>37332090
If you want non-loser cock then what are you doing here?

>>37332091

WHAT DID I DO?
>>37332093


Thank you!

>>37332061
>>37332022
this guy is right, they're not mutually exclusive at all. you're self-centered and egocentric and that attitude is not going to help you.

also you're posting on /r9k/ probably to get your attention fix and we're all falling for the ruse cruise so I guess the joke is on us after all

>>37332128
>>37332127

>What are you doing here?

Sharing my feels with people who'll understand them. Also, it's not that I only want Chad cock. I'd gladly take robot cock (if we were in love) if I could get any without people trying to prove that fembots don't exist/general desperateness.

>>37332176
Love is a strong feeling that you won't find here friend. May your search for cock end soon

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Listen here little baby.

You're gonna get a lot of hurtful and degrading comments, but that ain't what I'm about.

Let me just say, you are perfect the way you are. You hear me sugar?

PERFECT.

Don't ever change. You deserve anything and everything you want.

Stay safe for me, baby girl.

>mfw thinking of you hurting (originally)

>>37332176
Are you even worthwhile though? Do you have a good sense of humor? Do you like things that robots would also like?

>>37332176
So why are you being so aggressive? I just wanted to talk to someone because I have a similar [girls that don't like me are shallow;chads are stupid and have no morals] thing going on. I've already had a gf off r9k but it didn't end up working cause I wasn't ready for a relationship. I think I'm ready so I'm trying to get another one.

>>37332197
>implying she is even capable of loving someone
dude, just look how is she expressing herself, no normal woman writes like this. she is insane and evil little womanchild

>>37332211

Well that's sweet. Your totally not being serious but I'll pretend you are. Thanks, anon.


>>37332197

Thank you.

>>37332231
True, her attitude will scare away every cock she finds

Its ok. Every female thinks like this.

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>>37332251
No sweat bro
but then again you can't be surprised of the reaction here in this thread - remember which board this is

>>37331908

well you're probably right tbqh since normies are scum

>>37332215

I have a decent sense of humor and I typically like things that guys like as opposed to things girls do. I'm nawt liek tha other gurls :3


>>37332227

I refuse to be your Knives Chau!


>>37332231

I'm capable of loving someone! I just don't think anyone is capable of loving me. And I don't think I'm insane. I'm not evil either. Who do you take me for? Ciara?

>>37332290
this person is wrong - not every female thinks this. only stupid ones do.

>>37331908
the reason you think like this is because you are too stupid/lazy to fix your faults and therefore blame others for them. let's face it, if you're a female and fail to get dick you're either a conceited bitch or you're just unforgivably ugly. don't deny this - if fat feminists can get some, you should be able to as well.

>>37331908
idk it seems that you are just insecure and somehow try to overcome that feeling by making yourself think everybody around you is shit

>>37332355
So then what's keeping you from finding someone, are you overweight, or do you have a naturally ugly face?

>>37332355
>you know about Ciara
Oh well it had no chance to work anyways.
Good luck in denying everybody with no reason other than your own fear and insecurities.

>>37332414
I think this as well

>>37331908
Location? Interests? If you're clingy and will only love me forever I'll love you back.

>>37332380
>only stupid ones do
So all of them?

>>37332433

>browsing this board

>not knowing about Ciara


>>37332428

Ugly face.


>>37332414
>>37332380

Yeah, that seems right.

>>37332487
Scale of 1 - 10 how ugly we talking

>>37332525
I'd have to say I'm a 3, I won't post of pic though so don't ask.

>>37332487
>Ugly face.
Well then I legitimately feel bad for you since I also have an ugly face, and since it's something genetic that you're stuck with.

>>37332536
and your body? are you fat ?

>>37331908
I think you believe that your personality is fantastic and that guys who don't want your personality just wants to fuck girls because of the way they look.

I can't really put my opinion out there since I don't have enough information so that was just a ballpark throw

>>37332573
155 pounds and 5'8 so I'm not fat.

>>37332525

4 maybe. Kinda manly looking. But as this faggot who's pretending to be me said >>37332536 I won't post a picture because someone might accuse me of being a trap. My eyebrows are shit Thick ass body hair fucking every where. Ayy lmao. Hair is so tangly I can't even brush it. My hairs really poofy too. Yellow, rotten, teeth. Look like a fuckin homeless person/drug addict. It sucks.


>>37332541

Thank you for your pity.

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>>37332634
>rotten teeth
Why don't you take care of your teeth?

>>37332634
What do you have to offer a man? Forget about how you look, can you cook? Do you mind cleaning? Do you have experience with children?

>>37332634
>>37332536
who is real op?
original

>>37332611

Seriously. Fucking quit it. However I am 5'8.. Not sure how you figured that one out. And 147 pounds last time I checked.
>>37332594

Not really. My personality is shy and quiet, hair in the face, head facing the ground, Tomoko Kuroki bullshit when I'm by myself and in public but when I'm with my one friend in the whole world I'm loud, obnoxious, and spouting SO RANDUM XD inside jokes. And about 80% of the time we see each other we're in public so that's kind of embarrassing but whatever.

>>37332737
wew lad
you sound cringy as fuck, have you considered suicide?

>>37332737
Lose some weight you chubby piglet

>>37332634
How do we know you aren't just underselling your appearance? Just post a pic, no one's going to accuse you of being a trap. (Don't forget the timestamp if you do)

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>>37332737
You wanna know why? Because you're so my obvious and I've met dozens of you.
You are not "special", you are not "one of a kind" and you are definetly not a """"fembot"""".
You all think you're tomoko and you will talk to robots but only if they stay below you where you believe they belong.
You think you're superior but you failed on ezmode. You have daddy issues and want abuse, deep down you probably want to be raped and think you deserve it.

>>37332695

Lazyness/forgetfulness. Also I memed myself into believing that brushing your teeth everyday is bad for your teeth and that Jews are just trying to get everyone to spend their money on toothpaste/toothbrushes/mouthwash/whatever the fuck else people use to brush their teeth with.


>>37332711

>Can you cook?

No


>Do you mind cleaning?

I'm too lazy and whenever I'm forced too I get really angry and frustrated and start screaming crying and sperging the fuck out so uh... I kind of mind.


>Do you have experience with children


I babysit my moms friends kids a lot. They tend to like me. So yeah. I do.


>>37332719

Me.

>>37332737
Then i can't really say for certain why you think that way.
Maybe you just want someone to love you?
I used to be like that but now I'm more outgoing with people. I love listening to people and talking to them. It really brings a smile to my face.
I can't for the life of me start a conversation without being paranoid though.

>>37331908
You think like that because you're a nasty whore.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oIVODIQKB44

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>>37332852
>Jews are just trying to get everyone to spend their money on toothpaste/toothbrushes/mouthwash/whatever the fuck else people use to brush their teeth with.
you will find a crazy /pol/ husbando here I am sure

>>37332852
>reddit spacing
jeez

>>37332852
You have no value as a woman
>I get really angry and frustrated and start screaming crying
Wew

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>>37332852
>this whole post

You're basically a female version of me. That's not a good thing.
>>37332848
This anon is correct. You sound very cringe. Perhaps fembots are indeed real

>>37332848

>all these assumptions


wew lad. Also, I have an unhealthy obsession with Tomoko. I relate to her far too much and everything she does in the series is what I do irl and it was really crazy to me at first. So now whenever someone calls Tomoko I start sperging out because "OMUGOD SHE ISN'T CUTE! SHE'S SUPPOSED TO BE WEIRD AND UGLY! YOU WOULDN'T GET IT YOU WAIFUFAG WEABOO PIECE OF SHIT!" and when a normie girl cosplays her I'm like "STAY AWAY FROM MY CHARACTER! YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND WATAMOTE AND YOU NEVER WILL! GO AWAY YOU DUMB STACY!"


... I just thought I'd share that with you for some reason.
>>37332794

I'm not even chubby yet. I mean my upper half is really skinny and my friend tells me my stomach is "really toned" but I have some pretty huge thighs, man. I think it's from sitting at the computer/at my desk all day.


>>37332811


You don't but I don't know why anyone would make this up. If I was pretty or decent at the least I wouldn't spend my time on r9k making up bullshit about myself. I'd know that I could get a boyfriend and so then I'd go out and get one. Also, no. I can't take a picture of myself. I'm too embarrassed.


>>37332791


I am and not since my emo phase.

>>37332943
Also I forgot, she's been watching porn from a young age, used reddit and tumblr and likes/liked most of the followimg: my chemical romance, panic! at the disco and some 21pilots.

>>37333000
Double trips of fucking truth. Why are there so many carbon copy girls

>>37332022
You can be a narcissistic while hating yourself.
I'm a huge narcissus and I hate myself very, very much.

>>37332990
>I relate to her far too much and everything she does in the series is what I do irl and it was really crazy to me at first.
So I'm right about you thinking you're tomoko and you denied nothing (cause you really can't).

>>37332855

>Maybe you just want someone to love you


You don't know the half of it, man. Or I don't know. Maybe you do. This is r9k after all.


>>37332906

Luda!


>>37332920

Eh. I just refer to whoever is in power as a jew. Most guys I like end up being Jewish. Like... REALLY Jewish.


>>37332925

I don't have time to pay attention to how I space things damn it!


>>37332932

>wew

I know.


>>37332943


>There is a male version of me out there


This is a strange thought.

>>37333028
Ain't enough of them, they're a loud minority. Some are nicer than others though, and some are like op and never get a bf.

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>>37331908

Just stop chasing after girls and get a bf.

It is way better. Boys truly love you and they enjoy sex. You'd be way better off.

Besides, common man, you're an adventurous fella. This is an adventure, some kind of magic.

Give it a try.

>>37332990
damn you are fucking crazy but sounds a bit cute, shit aside im not tying to make you feel bad just take it like friendly advice:take care of your personal appearence, brush your teeth, wash your hair, take showers or shit like that not for other people or just for what they may think but for youself.
treat your body with the respect it deserves. you will start to feel better in little time.

>>37333076
Yeah but you're a little taller than me, and I dont really throw a hissy fit over cleaning but I do hate it. I also don't typically watch Chinese cartoons.

>>37333117
confused gay shill pls go

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You can't handle being wrong or being inferior, so you think this way to cope with the fact that they don't love you, or that the girl is more attractive than you.

>>37333076
>huge thighs

Thicc

>>37333076
I'm sure one day you'll find that man.
I wish you the best, Interesting anon.