i haven't changed my clothes in a week now
anyone else like this?
I've been wearing the same jeans for almost a year
Is changing clothes for reasons other than going outside normal?
i haven't changed my attitude in decades now
anyone else like this?
I just a very high caffeine high sugar drink and now I'm scared. My heart is beating fast and I feel fear.
Help me /r9k/.
>>39415370
Ride the wave Anon. Go for a job, do some push ups. Go outside and taste the fresh air. Dance to some Breakcore. w/e is a good use of the energy/motivation
>>39415370
Banana split coffee sounds delicious. Was it good op?
Caffeine doesn't give me a high any more, just makes me feel warm.
how can i kill myself if im a hikikomori?
i dont live in a building and i cant find a rope in my house
>>39415310
Just allow the trash in your room to build up so high that one day it buries you alive
>>39415310
Punch a window and swallow the glass, bite through your tongue, have your (you) and get off /r9k/.
>>39415310
Set up web cameras to record a day in your life. Send the results to your parents. You will die of embarassment. This method has 93% mortality rate; more reliable than any method beside firearms.
I just closed 160 tabs to free up memory, most of them weren't even porn, why am I like this?
I dunno man, get it together
>>39415292
You have too many options, and not enough focus.
>>39415292
how the fuck do you have that many open without it crashing?
Post Chads doing Chad things
>>39415258
>honey, be a dear and carry me around, shallow water is too much for my sensitive toes
>>39415258
>getting cucked by a fat gook
that's no Chad
>>39415360
She is probably chang's wife and chad is cucking chang
Why has there never been one single girl in my life to find me attractive?
>>39415194
Post your face maybe your ugly and you need to work on yourself to improve yourself
>>39415217
Ayy lmao
> Do not post pictures of yourself on /r9k/. Do not post threads asking for pictures of other users. All "rate me" and camwhoring threads belong on /soc/. >>>/soc/
genetics
whether it's because you look bad or act bad or smell bad or don't have money it's probably genetics
>tfw mom had me at 35
I never had a chance to begin with.
>>39415135
This desu. I really resent parents feeling the need to wait till they're old and worn out before they have kids. You just KNOW they're narcissists who didn't want to waste their prime years on child rearing.
>"Sorry son, i cant teach you how to ride a bike because im tired and my back hurts."
>"What do you mean all of my advice and experiences aren't helpful because they apply to outdated customs?"
>>39415135
Yeah, I have a major generation gap with my parents too.
At this point I've accepted that we won't ever understand each other. Just live your life and don't worry about it.
atleast you're not Mick Jagger's kid who impregnated a woman at 73. That guys got so much money something tells me the kids gonna be alright though
Never mind how, never mind why. I now own a home in a generic suburb.
How can I make the experience comfy enough to not want to kill myself?
CONS
>Can't my find my house without reading the house numbers.
>At any given moment, one of my neighbors is outside doing something. Anxious just to step outside for fear of making eye contact.
>Can't so much as dig a hole or cut down a tree without approval from the HOA.
>Only place within walking distance is a local gas station. Forced to drive to get anywhere else.
>Not an apartment in the city.
>Not a house in the country.
This residence purgatory.
PROS
>It's a house.
>Don't share walls with any neighbors.
>It's not a cardboard box.
How can I make the best of this?
>>39415049
>HOA
Buying a house where there is an HoA was your first mistake.
>HOA
You fucked up. You'll never enjoy it. Sell, recoup the cost. Go elsewhere.
>>39415049
Sold my house this month, it closes tomorrow thank God. Worst mistake I ever made, I will never buy one again.
>Go on /pol/
>Time and time again, hear about how western society is falling and people are suffering because young white men are checking out of society
>Go outside
>See all sorts of happy, healthy, socially validated young people of all types
>Including young white men
So why does /pol/ lie?
>>39414990
Normies aren't people
>>39414990
/pol/ told me I could get a qt asian gf soley because i'm white.
I-its not like they're lieing, i-its just hasnt happened yet
Right
>>39414990
>how western society is falling and people are suffering because young white men are checking out of society
you literally made this up
>Go outside
>See all sorts of happy, healthy, socially validated young people of all types
How do you suppose you can see the ones that are NOT outside by going outside idiot?
HOLY SHIT
*sips shitty boxed wine*
SON OF A BITCH
*disturbs people upstairs and then complains when they walk too loudly*
UGHH I WORK SO HARD
*Forgets about how she got a job while she was married despite not having to because everyone "needs a purpose"*
NO NO NO NO NO
*Shouts and hits cat for pooping outside the litter box*
AAAANOOOOOOOOOOON
*Screams at the top of her voice in the annoying drunk slurry way that she does when she gets like this*
oh uh, nothing hahaha
*Doesn't talk to her family even at events because they told her to stop posting such long facebook posts about how everything is shitty for her*
ANON YOU NEED TO GET A JOB OR GO TO SCHOOL I'M TOO EASY ON YOU
sounds rough anon, you have any good stories about it?
you're pathetic Anon. you're complaining about something you're entirely the cause of you lazy apathetic piece of parasitic trash.
>>39416709
Bad bait my dudeski
what is going on in this image /r9k/?
>bad photoshopped noose
yall can't use photshop FOR SHIT
>>39414864
Unoriginally, not this thread again, god have mercy.they raised up a furry and you can clearly read the top form of dissapoinment dat cant go beyond.pls just let this thread die, you had your intel.Im tired of these kinda threads
>>39414923
It's actually better than most Photoshop these days.
Robots, what will be the next big happening?
Tomorrow. North Korea. You didn't hear it from me.
the next big happening? what do you think?
happenings are no longer happenings
the shell shock is real
relax, sit back, and enjoy the inexorable decline
I'm starting to feel kinda guilty. I've been neet since losing my job last December and my mom has been giving me money to pay my rent and my bills so I can keep my own place. I want to do something about it but nobody wants to hire a tranny that pass a background check. I've had a lot of people tell me they are jealous of the situation I've got going for me but it's really starting to get to me. I know she wants me to move in with her so she can save money and as much as I don't want to do it for her, I feel like I have to at this point. Any advice besides killing myself?
>>39414728
> but nobody wants to hire a tranny
Let me stop you right there
*that can't pass a background check
I'm really fucking out of it today
>>39415215
Well..I'm listening.
>>39415519
Disregarding your questionable current life choices, why can't you pass your background check?
I'm so fucking pissed
>be me
>on phone to some girl
>having fun chatting
>out of nowhere she starts answering every question with mhm
>she then goes on to respond to everything I say with mhm for the next ten minutes
>tell her if she doesn't stop I'm going to hang up
>keep trying to make conversation with her
>start up so many topics, ask her loads of stuff
>mhm
>hang up
>she messages me
>"did you just hang up hahahahaha"
>try and phone her back
>declined
>tell her there's shit I actually want to talk about
>"yeah give me 5"
Honestly what the fuck
What was said before she started replying with mhm?
>>39414726
We were having a pretty flowing conversation, we've been getting on great for like a month now
>asking /r9k/ for advice
You're actually retarded. Hope she never stops mhm'ing.
HELP. There is a guy who asked me out and I rejected him and ever since he's been sending me negative reviews and reporting me to our company anonymously. He even made a google review mentioning my name. I have gotten multiple warnings from my employer now and I might lose my job soon. I ran into him again and he was smiling, and I confronted the little shit. He said if I don't have sex with him, I will lose my job.
WHAT THE FUCK DO I DO?
>>39414590
tell your boss about the encounter, obviously
Good bait. Are you a faggot or a woman?
You should have recorded the conversation secretly with your phone, then reported it to your employer and maybe the police. Google too.
>>39414590
>WHAT THE FUCK DO I DO?
Go back to /b/ until you figure out how to lie properly on the internet.
Also
>implying roastie BTFO is a bad thing