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I'm a reluctant home owner now. How do I force myself to like it? 2017-08-31 12:18:50 Post No. 39415049
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I'm a reluctant home owner now. How do I force myself to like it?
Anonymous
2017-08-31 12:18:50
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Never mind how, never mind why. I now own a home in a generic suburb.
How can I make the experience comfy enough to not want to kill myself?
CONS
>Can't my find my house without reading the house numbers.
>At any given moment, one of my neighbors is outside doing something. Anxious just to step outside for fear of making eye contact.
>Can't so much as dig a hole or cut down a tree without approval from the HOA.
>Only place within walking distance is a local gas station. Forced to drive to get anywhere else.
>Not an apartment in the city.
>Not a house in the country.
This residence purgatory.
PROS
>It's a house.
>Don't share walls with any neighbors.
>It's not a cardboard box.
How can I make the best of this?
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>>39415049
>HOA
Buying a house where there is an HoA was your first mistake.
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>HOA
You fucked up. You'll never enjoy it. Sell, recoup the cost. Go elsewhere.
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>>39415049
Sold my house this month, it closes tomorrow thank God. Worst mistake I ever made, I will never buy one again.
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Just use your free will to choose to love this lifestyle. Take control of your own desires and choose to be happy living in a meme neighborhood.
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>>39415049
>HOA
Nope. Move somewhere else.
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>>39415049
>Never mind how, never mind why.
Doesn't work that way faggot. Give us a backstory.
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>>39415237
>>39415172
t. Hicks
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Have an affair. Then you won't give a fuck about the house.
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Why the fuck would anyone own a house with a HOA?
I'm so fucking glad I own a house in a comfy country town.
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>>39415270
t. faggot cuck who's ok with some 70 year old white grannies telling him what he can and can't do on his own property
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>>39415270
> typed a cuck
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How did you get the house, op? I'm genuinely interested to know
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>>39415049
Do you live alone? How big is the city your suburb orbits?
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>suburbcuck
I couldn't do it
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>>39415330
>he doesn't know what t. means
Newfag, shoo shoo.
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>>39415339
Since you guys were sorta helpful
(HOA = I'm fucked), and even though this is going to totally derail the thread, here it is.
>be me
>marry cutie foreign wife
>turns out her parents are loaded. She had kept this from me.
>wife gets pregnant
>her parents give her mad cash to buy a house (because she won at life, apparently, with the husband and the baby.)
>Because it was her money, I had very little say in picking the house.
>And what am I gonna do, say no to a free house?
It's not that I'm ungrateful. I am very grateful.
But still, growing up in a suburb, I told myself "I am never going to live in a suburb again."
And now, here I am. I just want to make the best of it.
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>>39415690
How do I find myself such a qt foreign girl who would be willing to marry me? Where did you meet her?
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>>39415736
College. I've come to learn that quite a number of foreign students in America are here on their rich parents dime.
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>>39415690
Must suck to still have people deciding life for you
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