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>be poor
>think money will make me happy
>study hard
>get great job
>finally have money no more minimum wage
>happier
>still not satisfied
what is this curse
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The curse of no puss
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i know this feel. i'm in the top 3% income earners right now yet I feel like a husk.
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>>37200031
This is the curse of relying on material wealth for happiness. It will never cut it.
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>be senior
>still riding the bus because I haven't gotten a license
>one day this really cute petite girl sits behind me and starts talking to me
>try to ignore her but she keeps bugging me
>turns out she's a sophomore, thinks I'm really attractive, is open about it
>always asking me stuff like why I don't have a girlfriend and if I want one
>gets really close to my face one day
>her cheek touches my cheek
>I decide fuck it so I turn and kiss her
>wake up
>there never was a qt sophomore on my bus
>I'm not even in high school anymore
>I graduated 3 years ago
>feel crippling depression because she felt so real, dream was so vivid
>maybe she really did become my girlfriend, in a parallel universe
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>>37200016
woah. those are brutal. why is life so shit. why are our own brains against us?
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I hate this too. Once in a while I dream that I fall in love with a girl and she loves me back and I feel complete joy, and then I wake up and the feeling still lingers around while I realize it was all fake
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i had 2 of those tonight
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I bet r9k is so dumb they couldn't even draw a rhombus without having to look it up.
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>>37199844
how about this bad boy?
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I never noticed that she's holding a fork until now.
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a rhombus is a shitty square
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What should I do if I'm too insecure to form my own opinions?
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>>37199773
>What should I do if I'm too insecure to form my own opinions?
kys
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>>37199773
Form secure opinions, Anon. :)And pillage those who disagree.
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>>37199773
what things do you want opinions on
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Am I originally a robot?
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>>37199608
You look fat and from the UK
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>>37199622
I'm 240 pounds and I am close to the UK.
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Do i look like a stereotypical robot?
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This is my fort. Say something nice about it.
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This is the ideaI make body. You may not Iike it, but this is what peak performance looks like
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I don't have enough autism to enjoy dwarf fortress
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>>37199949
yeah, it takes a specific type of autism but its pretty cool if you have that brand of autism
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I have to walk to work in 15 minutes.
It's raining.
Fuck my life.
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>>37199555
Poooor baby :((( do you want mommy to rub your belly to make you feel better? :( aw I hope you make it, lil guy! Rain is very tough!! :(
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>>37199599
I don't know why I bother still talking to people.
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>>37199710
It's baffling to me that you are so self absorbed you thought it'd be a good idea to make a thread about this.
Am i too ugly for a gf? I have never had a girl attracted to me.
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It's okay bro, just be yourself
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>>37200008
I tried that for 26 years and it didn't work out
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>>37199345
>open image
>see his hairline
every time
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So how is that youtube channel coming along?
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>youtube
disgusting
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Why would I have a youtube channel, that seems like an awful lot of work.
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>>37199260
My second most-viewed video is a clip of tapeworms in dog poop, so if that's any indication...
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Does anyone else here hate children? They're stupid, rude, selfish, unorganized, and the list goes on. I was forced to be around them a lot when I was a child, and I was fucking miserable. I don't just dislike them, I feel a genuine hatred for children. Anyone else feel the same? Also, how did crying evolve?
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Hating children isn't natural for an adult. They're children, they don't know any better. Grow up.
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>>37199337
Nah, I'm with OP. They're annoying as fuck
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a child never did anything for me except use my resources up and then try to take my job
should be a law against birth
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>tfw after getting a gf and meeting her friends I'm slowly realizing that women are literally children
How do I stop the female blackpill? I want to go back
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>>37199147
Welcome to the world of prostitution.
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I used to work with all women, it's not just virgins memeing here it's all true /pol/ is always right
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>>37199147
There is no going back youve just stumbled across a universal truth
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tfw your "best friend" murders all your other friends and rapes your gf
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>>37199073
Did this actually happen or is this just a meme?
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guts did nothing right
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More like the BLACKED swordsman, amirite?
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Called my onetitis a dumb nigger
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We were just playing around and she threw shit at my face and so I blurted out the N word. She grew quiet after that and left class without hugging me or anything
What can I expect later? Is there a way to salvage this
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Man, who gives a shit about your personal problems? I don't, nor does anyone else here. Go away.
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Come again, dear friend?
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>>37199028
Why are you mentally ill fags such angry pricks?
Do you ever consider this the reason why you have no friends or girlfriend? Of course you don't.
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Alright faggots, show me how many matches you've gotten so far
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None because this thing requires kikebook, it would be none regardless though.
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>>37198882
2. But one I think is a bot. And the other already unmatched.
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Cucks the lot of you
Original
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I have a thing for veins. Post some cute veinies, p-please
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How easy would it be to die by bleeding out.
A mere paper cut on his arm would cause a gallon to pour out .
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>>37198949
That's not how veins work lad.. And that's a normal level of vascularity
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My arms are incredibly veiny but i will not promote your degeneracy