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>>37297126
Ayy fuk u mane

>not the texans
You don't even live here do you

McKinley County fucking blows.

>>37297018
If it is a big art school, then yes

This thicc chick is like.... DAMN.... bigasswolf dick

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lemme ask you 3 quesitons
>are you a female
>are you really really talented and have been drawing since you were a child
>do you know how to draw in a computer

if no to any of the 3 above you wasting your time

>>37296924
Have sweet, passionate sex

kill her
orangutang

I'd put wine on her pussy and drink it all

Why do guys want sex so much? I just can't wrap my mind around how having their dick stuck in us is fun or pleasurable.

They actually only enjoy anal

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>>37297370
U-uh... hormones and stuff

>he can drive

Fuck off normie go to the movies with your girlfriend

>>37296546
>he can use a computer
Why don't you go swat the girls away from your dick you fucking turbochad

>>37296546
Friendless loser wagecuck who uses his mom's old car sorry for the miscommunication

>tfw considering becoming anorexic or bulimic for attention
nothing gets you irl (You)s like being deathly thin. I'm already a skeleton though without even trying.

>>37296150
>(I'm 5'11 110 btw)
I am sorry, anon. I will mourn your passing.

>>37296150
I'm 5'9 140 and eat like 5 meals a day at my computer. feelsgoodman

What do you young kids know about MUSKA BEATZ

Fucking chad muska lmao

>>37295952
Is that what he looks like now? What the fuck happened? Trying to look like Jamie Thomas?

>>37295782

I tried to apply for a job but there was literally a section demanding I list all of the romantic relationships I've had over the past like 10 years. It was seriously something out of a greentext thread on here, I wouldn't have believed it had I not seen it for myself. Wound up just not applying.

>>37295782
dafuq? I applied for a lot jobs and also had to endure some assesmentcenter shit but this is extreme. Is this for real? Which country are you from?

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I assume the employer is anti-porn but fuck if I know what the hell they are asking here

>>37295770
>plain
You're not plain, you're ugly. Dog shit flavored chips aren't plain.

>>37295770
>Do guys like [insert fucking anything here] girls?
Yes, some do.

>Do guys like plain introverted NEET girls?
Yes, my gf is one (^:

>>37295686
21, living with parents, fulltime wagecucking over the summer, and going to college for a degree in a liberal arts field. I want to switch so bad, but now that I'll be in my final year I just want to get this degree and get a BS afterwards instead of switching.

>>37295686
NEET
>wake up and read Augustine's thoughts on art
>code for some hours
>workout
>listen to some lofi hip-hop while cleaning
>code more
>chillin now, on r9k

>>37295967
How do you get money tho

300 a month is really fucking cheap.

But then again I'm an aussie

$300 dollars/month is dirt cheap anywhere in USA. And seeing how you don't own the house you probably won't even have to pay for utilities on top of that

>>37295454

Here's a site that will give you an idea what other people will ask for in your location.
http://www.apartmentfinder.com/

>>37295371
Learn to pirate.

>>37295467
But I want to support the creators, I really liked the game

>>37295542
Buy it on sale then.

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>>37294696
I have this addiction too. It is a vicious cycle of self hatred and horniness. Someone make it stop

>>37294696
I would love to help you, but a new Trap Quest update released today and I am to busy fapping.

I feel ya. I'm a degenerate crossdresser with no physical girl clothes so I resort to looking at pictures of girl clothes and I hate it.

giving a single, lonely bump

whoa did i just see a girl on r9k omegle????

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Gotta bump, on this lonely rainy Friday night.

it means someone is attempting to manipulate you

>>37294641
Kurt breh, there is nothing wrong with you bud.
you try too hard is all.

>>37294762
Maybe, it was some asshole chad shit talking about me to a few of my friends who said it.
I can't figure out his motives if he was trying to pull shit.
One of the Chad's friends also said "When I tried to talk to him he just tried to leave, it's like he thinks he's better than you"

>>37294772
Simultaneously having an inferiority complex and a massive ego is tough desu.